Patrick Bateman
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I'm looking for good jokes.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Jason"
"Jason who?"
Jason began to tear up. His grandmother's alzheimer's reached a point she couldn't recognize him.
I could never remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.
Someone told me you sound like an owl.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
You could also call it a successfully thrown hunting boomerang.
Those don't come back either.
My first response to this would not be "who?", it would be "what the fuck are you talking about".
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
An elephants foreskin
What did the recently orphaned little boy get for Christmas?
Cancer
Man goes into a psychiatrist, the man says "Doctor, doctor, you gotta help me! I keep having these strange dreams. One night I'm a teepee, the next night I'm a wigwam! Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam!" Doctor looks up and says "No need to worry! You're just two tents!"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Jason"
"Jason who?"
Jason began to tear up. His grandmother's alzheimer's reached a point she couldn't recognize him.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2wk1tp/there_once_was_a_woman_who_had_100_children/
She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.
A horus guard, a serpent guard and a setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The horus guard's beak glistens.
The setesh guard's nose drips.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Jason"
"Jason who?"
Jason began to tear up. His grandmother's alzheimer's reached a point she couldn't recognize him.
I know a good knock knock joke but one of you guys have to start it off for me..
come inKnock Knock
come in
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Jason"
"Jason who?"
Jason began to tear up. His grandmother's alzheimer's reached a point she couldn't recognize him.
God dammit you out bad joke'd my bad joke. Good one lolCome in, who?
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She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.