http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=oj
Couldnt ESPN find a less menacing picture? :lol
Couldnt ESPN find a less menacing picture? :lol
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ESPN interviews OJ Simpson
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He's trying really hard to shoot lasers out of his eyes.
mCACGj said:
Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
[Nordberg nods in agreement]
:lol
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he looks like one of those wax figures.
i have his autograph by the way. it used to be up on my wall but my mom made me take it down after.. you know.. he became a killer.
i have his autograph by the way. it used to be up on my wall but my mom made me take it down after.. you know.. he became a killer.
Blackace said:
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Silent Death
lemme get one or two licks
Seriously folks you guys need to get over it. The trial has been over and done with 10 plus years. There have been other people who were believed to have been guilty yet not convicted and no one hounds them the way they do OJ. Let it go it's over get a hobby, go play some sports, have sex but leave the guy alone.
Silent Death
lemme get one or two licks
ManaByte said:
Why are you asking me? Go ask the LAPD that's their job. Maybe if they were following leads and investigating rather than sitting on their hands and claiming up and down that OJ did it then they might have other suspects.
LittleTokyo
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Silent Death said:
Are you a joke character?
Silent Death
lemme get one or two licks
LittleTokyo said:
Because I call into question the LAPD doing their job, which that have stated that they are not looking for any other leads or investigating the crime, then I must be a joke character. Or is it because I don't fall into line with the rest of you and scream to bloody heaven about how I know OJ did it, I was there I saw him with my own eyes, and he even told me he did it
I agree with Silent Death here, let the shit go. I wasn't there, so I don't know if he did it or not. He's hardly a aympathetic figure, and he doesn't elicit feelings of trust from me, but if given the choice between believing his word or the solid investigative abilities of the fine, honest, upstanding officers of the LAPD (there isn't a rolleyes emoticon big enough for that statement), I choose to remain undecided on the issue.
Tommie Hu$tle
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bigfurb said:
+1 for getting over it. What's the point now? All I can say is keep your white women away from him and everyone is happy.
Straightballin
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will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
:lol OMG....OJ must be thinking right now "They could've put ANY picture but that one on the site...."
Silent Death said:
Framing black people is part of their job. :lol
Silent's right in one way...it's hilarious that this has become the signature trial for someone who get away with a crime, as if this was the first. With all the other corrupt ass bullshit that's taken place in the world, it's hard to fathom that this is the one that people should come back to more then anything else.
BTW, I saw someone wearing a throwback Simpson jersey last week. :lol I was half compelled to shake the guy's hand just for having the stones to do so.
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