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[Master Thespian]

I liked this sport better when everyone was dirty and they all got away with it.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Better change that summerslam poster.

Maybe it's time for the Lesnar/Reigns rematch, juice on a pole match.

edit: *goes into Wrasslegaf and sees that Angry Grimace already beat me to the punch with a better stip*
Is this what being buried feels like?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Now we just need the trifecta of Amanda Nunes pissing hot for maximum Dana White karma.

I would say Daniel Cormier too but based on how he looked last Saturday if he's on PEDs he should get a refund.

 

[Obliterator]

I liked this sport better when everyone was dirty and they all got away with it.

I'm legit not joking when I say I agree.

We lost Ubereem, TRT Vitor, no Chael fight in 2 years. Fights falling through all the time because dudes are popping.

It sucks

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

It's the sword tattoo, can't you all see it? It's where he draws his power from

 

[redmetal86]

Here comes the piss... test.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

WWE lol

 

[MassiveNights]

I'm legit not joking when I say I agree.

We lost Ubereem, TRT Vitor, no Chael fight in 2 years. Fights falling through all the time because dudes are popping.

It sucks

It's good for the sport in the long run, it's just cutting down the big names right now.

The sport is still transitioning.

 

[Anth0ny]

no shit?

 

[funkystudent]

Here comes the piss... test.

They can test it all.

 

[Obliterator]

It's good for the sport in the long run, it's just cutting down the big names right now.

The sport is still transitioning.

I just don't like it, but then again I'm cool with PED use in all sports.

But yeah eventually things will level out I suppose

 

[Prompto]

I'd be surprised if he passes (or even fights)

He'll pass

 

[Cromwell]

I'm legit not joking when I say I agree.

We lost Ubereem, TRT Vitor, no Chael fight in 2 years. Fights falling through all the time because dudes are popping.

It sucks

It's a tough transition. Losing Chael and Jones sucks but if it were out in the open it would be complete anarchy.

 

[Mighty Chin]

Let them dope

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Surprised @ no response from WWE on this yet. They love to get their name thrown into sports stories bigger than they are.

Since this would be Brock's first wellness violation, he'd only be suspended for 30 days, meaning he likely wouldn't even miss any of the Summerslam build considering he's not on TV anyway. Also he probably won't get bumped from the 2K17 cover considering he's apparently a huge part of the game's story mode and 2k likely doesn't want to have to redo it from scratch 3 months from release - unless something REALLY bad happens.

 

[BronsonLee]

Eagerly anticipating Brock being asked about it and just going 'yeah, I did it, what about it?'

 

[styl3s]

Lol I wonder what the wwe spin is going to be.

Considering he wasn't wrestling for the company during the dates they ain't gotta spin shit.

 

[painey]

not like this..

 

[wild wild rice]

Maybe it's time for the Lesnar/Reigns rematch, juice on a pole match.

edit: *goes into Wrasslegaf and sees that Angry Grimace already beat me to the punch with a better stip*
Is this what being buried feels like?

You got rolled up, friend.

 

[Hagi]

He'll pass

Nah he'll be taking something extra strong to prevent him shitting himself. He doesn't want to lay a pipe bomb in the middle of the octagon.

 

[Shamrock7r]

He'll pass

His addiction... is COMPETITION

 

[Smokey_Run]

Does Brock have to return any of the money he earned with this possible violation? If not, Brock won't give a fuck. He got his money and he'll get a slap on the wrist from the WWE where he barely shows up. So a 30 day suspension will be nothing for him.

 

[mreddie]

At least the Orton match isn't happening...right?

 

[BronsonLee]

Does Brock have to return any of the money he earned with this possible violation? If not, Brock won't give a fuck. He got his money and he'll get a slap on the wrist from the WWE where he barely shows up so a 30 day suspension will be nothing.

Up to 40% since the fight was in Nevada

 

[Plinko]

LOL shocking news.

 

[StoopKid]

Considering he wasn't wrestling for the company during the dates they ain't gotta spin shit.

Perfect spin

 

[bigkrev]

I'd heard he had been tested 6 times before the fight. I thought steroids stayed in your system a decent amount of time, unlike stuff like Coke that's gone in a day (and they don't test for abuse drugs except for the day of the fight). How did he fail only 1 test?

 

[Archaix]

 

[Kusagari]

Nobody gives a fuck about PEDs in UFC..

This testing is just hurting the company.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'd heard he had been tested 6 times before the fight. I thought steroids stayed in your system a decent amount of time, unlike stuff like Coke that's gone in a day. How did he fail only 1 test?

USADA kinda sucks at this

 

[GaimeGuy]

Up to 40% since the fight was in Nevada

Oh so he'll only earn like 1.5 million not including his cut of the revenues.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Surprised @ no response from WWE on this yet. They love to get their name thrown into sports stories bigger than they are.

Since this would be Brock's first wellness violation, he'd only be suspended for 30 days, meaning he likely wouldn't even miss any of the Summerslam build considering he's not on TV anyway. Also he probably won't get bumped from the 2K17 cover considering he's apparently a huge part of the game's story mode and 2k likely doesn't want to have to redo it from scratch 3 months from release - unless something REALLY bad happens.

Isn't he supposed to show up on the SmackDown live draft or something? I though I heard he had a WWE appearance between now and SummerSlam. Obviously, it's just a throwaway thing where he's standing around looking tough while Heyman talks, but I guess there wouldn't be zero impact to a suspension.

 

[Wagram]

Wonder how WWE will react... lol

He will be suspended most likely. However, they'll do it in such a way that it will not impact Summerslam.

 

[RecRoulette]

He was probably doping when he beat The Undertaker.

Taker never lost!

Those fucks who write for WWE would totally try this shit. Let's go. WrestleMania [Subtitle] The Streak Lives!

 

[Plinko]

Nobody gives a fuck about PEDs in UFC..

This testing is just hurting the company.

Am I mistaken, or aren't state boards the ones that actually care about this?

 

[Smokey_Run]

Up to 40% since the fight was in Nevada

Definitely a big chunk, but he still gets to walk away with millions.

 

[alr1ght]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/752217168180305921

 

[Chamber]

At least the Orton match isn't happening...right?

30 day suspension leaves him open for Summerslam. Maybe RKO will get to go over.

 

[dream]

USADA only hurts the fans.

 

[FallingEdge]

We need the UFC to be more like PRIDE when it comes to drug testing.

 

[TheOMan]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/752217168180305921

WELP.

 

[The Beard]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/752217168180305921

That's embarrassing.

 

[Turbowaffles]

Honestly, I find it hard to give a crap anyway, as 99% of UFC fighters, and athletes in general are juiced like crazy.

Makes it an even playing field IMO.

 

[NYR]

I for one am **shocked** that a 39 year old who looked like this:

was on some kind of performance enhancing substance

60 year old Andreas Kahling says hi.

 

[Reg]

Nope. No sir. Probably a tainted sample.

 

[iddqd]

So its a no contest right?
Good for Mark Hunt, made 700.000 $, barely got hit and not even a loss on his record.

 

[dream]

Honestly, I find it hard to give a crap anyway, as 99% of UFC fighters, and athletes in general are juiced like crazy.

Makes it an even playing field IMO.

Exactly! We don't want to watch two 130 lb men exchanging gogoplata attempts. We want to see big jacked fucks hammering each other.

 

[Archaix]

I don't mean to repeat myself, but Dana White made a complete ass out of himself on Twitter by getting into a needless argument?

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Only thing Brock Lesnar is testing positive for is Jimmy John's.