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Europa Universalis IV MP Community Thread of fanboi needing to speaka da English
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Yeah, we're still in the dark. I blame Fanboi and Putin for that.
Tonight I will bring the light.
You set your country on fire?
Hopefully I can type "Vive la revolution!" all night long.
Did you do that without the custom nation exploit?
I asked him on Steam, the terrifying answer, NO
Can we revise Jwitjes' rating at the last minute so he has to play Theodoro?
Ýou think he culture shifted to a culture that exists only in a one base tax province?
What about releasing a vassal and playing as it?
fanboi: DDRJake hack?
JWitjes: Nope, I don't use hacks
fanboi:
fanboi: how in hell did you do it?
fanboi: DoW on a neighbour and took them?
fanboi: with the super general?
JWitjes: I DoW'ed Bosnia
JWitjes: And prayed that The Ottomans wouldn't kill me before I managed to siege a province
fanboi: hm, but how did you end the war with ottomans?
fanboi: because if you seige and peaced out against bosnia
fanboi: they would come for you there?
JWitjes: Yeah, as soon as Albania was sieged, they came for me, at that point I had sieged Hum and the capital of Bosnia (I was also sieging Donji Kraji, but the Ottomans caught up with me)
JWitjes: Anyway, I peaced out for Hum and that was enough for the Ottomans to decide they were happy with just the province of Albania
fanboi: Ok...
fanboi: well nice work
fanboi: then worked out some alliances?
JWitjes: After that I allied Austria and Poland, took Dalmatia, joined the HRE and killed everything near me
fanboi: NIce
JWitjes: The first time I beat The Ottomans was amazing
fanboi: Yeah I can understand that
fanboi: awesome work
JWitjes: And for some reason The Mamluks went crazy
JWitjes: The worst part about my Albania game was when France took four Spanish provinces
JWitjes: France was my ally the entire game, so they had become pretty strong
JWitjes: But I happened to have twice their army, so in the end it worked out haha
JWitjes: I just formed a deathstack of 250k and marched around France with that. It destroyed my manpower, but fuck it
fanboi: haha
fanboi: might try it out
fanboi: Albania
fanboi: sounds fun
JWitjes: Yeah it is, but the beginning takes a lot of luck
JWitjes: Seriously
fanboi: Yeah
JWitjes: There's also the problem of Austria randomly becoming domineering and breaking alliances
JWitjes: that's the worst
fanboi: ¨I can udnerstand that as well
fanboi: ah yeah
JWitjes: Nope, I don't use hacks
fanboi:
fanboi: how in hell did you do it?
fanboi: DoW on a neighbour and took them?
fanboi: with the super general?
JWitjes: I DoW'ed Bosnia
JWitjes: And prayed that The Ottomans wouldn't kill me before I managed to siege a province
fanboi: hm, but how did you end the war with ottomans?
fanboi: because if you seige and peaced out against bosnia
fanboi: they would come for you there?
JWitjes: Yeah, as soon as Albania was sieged, they came for me, at that point I had sieged Hum and the capital of Bosnia (I was also sieging Donji Kraji, but the Ottomans caught up with me)
JWitjes: Anyway, I peaced out for Hum and that was enough for the Ottomans to decide they were happy with just the province of Albania
fanboi: Ok...
fanboi: well nice work
fanboi: then worked out some alliances?
JWitjes: After that I allied Austria and Poland, took Dalmatia, joined the HRE and killed everything near me
fanboi: NIce
JWitjes: The first time I beat The Ottomans was amazing
fanboi: Yeah I can understand that
fanboi: awesome work
JWitjes: And for some reason The Mamluks went crazy
JWitjes: The worst part about my Albania game was when France took four Spanish provinces
JWitjes: France was my ally the entire game, so they had become pretty strong
JWitjes: But I happened to have twice their army, so in the end it worked out haha
JWitjes: I just formed a deathstack of 250k and marched around France with that. It destroyed my manpower, but fuck it
fanboi: haha
fanboi: might try it out
fanboi: Albania
fanboi: sounds fun
JWitjes: Yeah it is, but the beginning takes a lot of luck
JWitjes: Seriously
fanboi: Yeah
JWitjes: There's also the problem of Austria randomly becoming domineering and breaking alliances
JWitjes: that's the worst
fanboi: ¨I can udnerstand that as well
fanboi: ah yeah
It's not as hard as it sounds, you just need super good relations with Austria, need to not have much base tax and need to be adjacent to the HRE.
Yeah, I know. But somehow in all my games I managed to have the opposite of a good relation with Austria.
Says the guy that actually has the Gothic Invasion achievement
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I can actually do the haka from start to end. Learnt at school in New Zealand.
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In fairness, Albania or Iberia? is much harder than Gothic Invasion. You can actually win your first war in Gothic Invasion and vassalize Crimea, then join the HRE from a relatively strong position. After the first ~15 years, it's basically an HRE game as a relatively wealthy HRE minor, although more akin to say a mini-Bohemia than the German minor because of the non-accepted culture issues. In Albania or Iberia? you cannot possibly beat the Ottomans without serious exploits. You basically have to run, and running still puts you in a not exactly great position.
Red Arremer
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What province(s) did you take to get adjacent to Austria? Or is it good enough to border just the HRE (i.e. Genoa)?
Love it
You need to border a HRE province. I'm not sure if Genoa's Black Sea-provinces actually count as HRE provinces, though.
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Oh what the hell is that
Edit:
Also, suggestion for Stefan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yau8nHOXhug
Honestly expected something completely different there as I'm still in the process of trying to install Windows on a Mac :')
Red Arremer
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Here's my suggestion for Morfeo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O9SQjy2zpo
and Toma:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O9SQjy2zpo
and Toma:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
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You only need to border the HRE. Urbino is easiest as Albania or Theodoro.
haha, this got me good.
Red Arremer
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Ah, the smack talk is back huh Red Arremer?
lol nah, I'm still gonna get my ass handed to me.
I just remembered that song and thought it was perfect for this opportunity.
I'm ready for the game, though, I've jotted down my strategy for now. Just hoping I won't get targeted by 2-3 players at once.
Red Arremer
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Nah, Venice is not in the English Channel or Sevilla tradenodes.
Also, posting my Steam again so people can add me.
http://steamcommunity.com/ id/redarremer
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I actually knew what this was going to be before I even clicked the link.
Red Arremer
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I'm having trouble connecting. When I put in the server ID, it gives me the "Connecting..."-window forever and ever. Am I missing something?
Maybe a password?
RickDeckerSpiegel
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It showed me 109775241925447000 as Server ID. For pw inspect the first post of the thread via quote function.
Red Arremer
Member
My game crashed.
In the few minutes I was out, the AI already royal married to all the people I wanted to attack. Thanks, AI.
In the few minutes I was out, the AI already royal married to all the people I wanted to attack. Thanks, AI.
Red Arremer
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Don't worry, EMT, about 2 hours of this session were technical issues. We played just about 5 years worth of in-game time.
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