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[Souldriver]

Not that I mind actually, it's all for the laughs and fun, but there's no denying that all of Eastern-Europe just votes for it's close neighbours.

Too bad I didn't see this years Kitsch festival due to no tele at my university dorm. :'( Always great to see what abominations are send every year, and it seems this year has a few good ones. My favorite year was 2002 or 2003 (not sure anymore), my god, there were some absolutely hilarious acts in there, singing out of tune, the most ridiculous outfits, flamboyant characters (90% gay, seems almost a requirement), terrible votings, technical difficulties, languages problems,... it had it all. :lol

 

[Lakitu]

IT STARTED

 

[John Dunbar]

I'm rooting for Russia.

 

[BGBW]

Good Lord, get that Lordi off my screen!

 

[painey]

ive bet against the UK for a shittonne of cash for minimal payout

 

[Wes]

It's on Radio 2 if no one can get to a TV to watch Wogan. Obviously pictures are half the fun.

 

[BGBW]

ive bet against the UK for a shittonne of cash for minimal payout

Nil-point.

 

[u_neek]

More like Eastern Eurovision Song Contest amirite lol!?!1

Sweden FTW since Denmark's not in anymore..

 

[DECK'ARD]

The UK's entry is a crime against music.

And for that reason it probably stands more chance than usual of doing well!

 

[Wes]

The female host looks hot buy my tv has a bad reception.

SOMEONE TEL ME IF I'M RIGHT

 

[Lakitu]

Nice christmas tree skirt.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I quite like the UK song. I hate myself.

Why the hell is my digital subtitles service giving me the actual words in their language!? I only use subtitiles once a year, and that's during Eurovision so I can laugh at the lyrics. I can't understand this!

 

[DECK'ARD]

Bosnia is taking this far too seriously!

Shakespearean forest nymphs in peril.

 

[Lakitu]

Spain up, I wonder if Rafa Benitez is in the audience.

 

[Wes]

When are Russia due up? I hear they're quite the lookers.

Spain up, I wonder if Rafa Benitez is in the audience.

He's there but you can't see him. He's meditating on the floor for luck.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Oh phew, I was just using normal subtitles, the red button thing has a translation.

Embarrassing, Spain.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I quite like the UK song. I hate myself.

Why the hell is my digital subtitles service giving me the actual words in their language!? I only use subtitiles once a year, and that's during Eurovision so I can laugh at the lyrics. I can't understand this!

Press Red instead of subtitles for the full translated glory!

"Babe, come to me like the scorpio you are"

 

[OnkelC]

Aaaaaaand we are off!

bosnia was fugly, as is Spains entry.

 

[Wes]

No. No. no. Spain just tried the "go up an octave trick".

Only Irish boybands can pull that off.

 

[BGBW]

"I love you, my life."

So this song is actually about having a huge ego and loving yourself.

 

[kojacker]

Belarus- why do i like this one????

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The magic sticky backing singer bit's good though

 

[Lakitu]

Is this a Belarusian James Bond theme song?

 

[Wes]

This is a poor man's version of "Dance Magic Dance" by the Bowie.

Did he just say videogame? He's working the GAF vote.

 

[DECK'ARD]

"Weeeeerk yurrrr magick"

 

[Mama Smurf]

I thought I might like Belarus's, it started off like a Bond song. And I can still hear bits of that in the music...but not enough.

Wait, is he singing in English?!

 

[John Dunbar]

He still reminds me of Gob. Pretty good song, though.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Is this a Belarusian James Bond theme song?

Hey! You stole from me and went back in time.

Kind cool we both heard it though.

 

[kojacker]

He sung it much better in the semi-final

He looks Princess Diana crashed into a lorry load of hair gel

Ireland next *embarassed*

 

[DECK'ARD]

Nice 80's style dramatic-pose + pyrotechnics at the end there.

Ireland up now, ballad?

 

[kojacker]

ffs!!!

She sings like a sheep.. baaaaaaaaaa

 

[BGBW]

Damn, with the accordions in the videos I was hoping for a bit of polka.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I hate Ireland.

 

[Lakitu]

Hey! You stole from me and went back in time.

Kind cool we both heard it though.

It is coz we are both fantastic individuals.

The Ireland babe's voice ain't too good... damn...

 

[John Dunbar]

Hard to believe Ireland has won this seven times.

 

[Mama Smurf]

We get it, you're Irish, you're in the EU.

This is how I'd stereotype an Ireland entry.

I also need the subtitles more here than I did for Belarus.

 

[Lakitu]

FANTASTIC FLUTE SOLO, HE'S GOING APESHIT

 

[DECK'ARD]

Needs more Guinness and leprechauns

 

[painey]

this is worse than Father Ted and Dougals entry

 

[SpoonyBard]

this is worse than Father Ted and Dougals entry

:lol

 

[Lakitu]

Is this Evanescence?

 

[kojacker]

WAKKKKKEEEEEE MEEEEE UPPPP INSSSSSIIIIIDDDEEEE

 

[DECK'ARD]

It's a Finnish Evanescence!

 

[Mama Smurf]

:lol I love that song. "My lovely horse..."

It's the Fiinish Evanescence.

Why are the subtitles just coming up "emo emo emo emo"?

 

[John Dunbar]

This is what happens when you send your Idol winner.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Is this Evanescence?

GodDAMMIT!

 

[hadareud]

"leave me alone, I wanna go home"

You really can't make this stuff up.

 

[BGBW]

When did we allow MySpace bands on the Eurovision?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Ireland will win again, we always win when you least expect it!!!

Nash could easily be classed a rasist... 4 digs are Ireland in less that 5 minutes... ****ING TERRIBLE!!!

 

[Lakitu]

GodDAMMIT!

Wow.

 

[Mama Smurf]

For such a lame song, with dreadful lyrics...that was quite catchy.