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[John Dunbar]

 

[Borys]

Ok, the Serbian women BEHIND that Harry Potter beat the shit out of the Russia hotties.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Probably the best song and singer.

 

[kojacker]

loooooooooooooool Moomin!

Anyone been to Moomin World?? I wanna go

 

[DECK'ARD]

Bring on the drag-queens!

 

[Keyser Soze]

…these are apparently the favourites to win!

 

[Mama Smurf]

Nah, I'd still take the Ruskis.

Ooooh, Ukraine. I expect big things.

And then...

 

[Lakitu]

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON

 

[Ikuu]

:lol :lol

 

[BGBW]

OH GOD! THEY'RE BACK!

 

[Borys]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

UKRAINIAN ALIENS SINGING IN GERMAN

 

[John Dunbar]

Oh God, please don't let this win.

 

[DECK'ARD]

O_O

 

[Mama Smurf]

Why are Ukraine singing in German?!

I feel like I'm playing Jet Set Radio.

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Lord this is hilarious, even for Eurovision :lol :lol :lol

Serbia looked like it was gonna descend into a hideous lesbo orgie :lol

And now Ukraine holy shit! I'm in tears here!
:lol :lol :lol

 

[abq]

Which planet is Ukraine located on?

 

[u_neek]

Oh God, please don't let this win.

you know it's gonna happen..
Weirdest shit ever!

 

[Shahadan]

This...thing deserves to WIN.

 

[BGBW]

It's like Elton John on LSD.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Elton John's really let himself go.

EDIT: ^ Again, ****ing hell!

TANZEN!

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Jesus I didn't know Sue Pollard was Ukranian! :lol

Hi De Hi!

 

[Lakitu]

:lol :lol :lol !!!

 

[Borys]

Did he just tap that fat ass?

 

[Keyser Soze]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

 

[DECK'ARD]

This Ukranian entry is powered by pure Eurovision.

I don't think the UK's parody is powerful enough to defeat it.

 

[Mama Smurf]

TAAAANZEEEEEN!!

I'm so sorry, I liked another crap one.

Scooch next! SCCCOOOOCCCHHH!

 

[DrM]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Lakitu]

OH my god it's UK

 

[BGBW]

IT'S TIME FOR SCOOCH!
COVER YOUR EYES!
PLUG YOUR EARS!

Oh wait, it's not that bad after Ukraine's and France's performance.

 

[Borys]

UK next. PLEASE DON'T BE AN OASIS CLONE.

 

[OnkelC]

Elton John's really let himself go.

EDIT: ^ Again, ****ing hell!

TANZEN!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
EINS ZWEI SIEBEN SIEBEN!

 

[Borys]

This is even good in a crappy Euro techno shit way.

 

[Shahadan]

O-Zone has changed.

 

[abq]

It's hard to believe that the UK used to dominate Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[Mama Smurf]

UK next. PLEASE DON'T BE AN OASIS CLONE.

Unlucky, they might as well be called Oasis 2

 

[DECK'ARD]

So awfully good!

 

[Keyser Soze]

PLEASE DON'T BE AN OASIS CLONE.

what... What... WHAT????

 

[kojacker]

Sound problems?

 

[OnkelC]

Make the plane fly into a building or something

 

[Lakitu]

I want to be a air hostess.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I still like it, I don't know what's wrong with me.

I like how the blonde says blow.

 

[Shahadan]

OMFG THEY HAVE ACCESSORIES

 

[BGBW]

"This will last exactly three minutes."

Three minutes too long.

 

[smarties00]

Would you like somthing to suck on sir?

:lol :lol

 

[John Dunbar]

What did Wogan say about that?

 

[SpoonyBard]

My brain hurts.

 

[Great King Bowser]

They need to revise the rules so that countries can only have female entries.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Not too much. Just about the parties in the UK people are having. Gay people I assume.

He did say "sustenance" has arrived and the commentary might go down hill from now on. Yeeeeey!

 

[Borys]

Those Romanian guys are damn handsome.

(I AM NOT A GAY)

Hell, I vote Romania :O

 

[Lakitu]

RAP TIME