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Ever Got Busted Banging a Girl In the Car?
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Ignatz Mouse
Banned
The facial expressions are priceless.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Older than lettuce.
Possibly. Long time ago anyway.
Possibly. Long time ago anyway.
Leatherface
Member
wtf?!! :lol
ManDudeChild
Member
Ignatz Mouse said:
They all look like deer caught in the headlights. :lol :lol :lol
Mr. Spinnington
Banned
Oh shit! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Those are great!!!! The facial expressions rock!
As a teenager I came close to getting busted... we were parked in the park and cops pulled up on our all windows fogged up car.... come to think of it... you know I never got to sleep with that girl.... later on we almost got it on in my grandmother's house... except that everybody came home just as we were getting started.... no penetration..... grrr...
Is this site updated or are these just a one time deal?
Those are great!!!! The facial expressions rock!
As a teenager I came close to getting busted... we were parked in the park and cops pulled up on our all windows fogged up car.... come to think of it... you know I never got to sleep with that girl.... later on we almost got it on in my grandmother's house... except that everybody came home just as we were getting started.... no penetration..... grrr...
Is this site updated or are these just a one time deal?
ToyMachine228
Member
I was doing my girlfriend in my car one night this past winter, when a snowplow pulled up behind me, and couldn't get past unless I moved...Was pretty damn funny.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Some of you guys have been around ages, these can't be new to you!
This one in particular used to be posted all the time.
This one in particular used to be posted all the time.
got caught 3 times...
one time we got picked on by the cop, he asked us if we had drugs or weapons in the car and searched the car, I told him the only weapon i had was in between my legs... we laughed, he said get a room and he left...
the next time the cops just sat there until we were done and then came up to the car and made me walk on a straight line to see if I was drunk... I am sure they knew i wasnt drunk, but those initial moments after the great explosion make it tough on a man.... needless to say they let us go.
the third time they just flashed their lights and kept it moving, as if to say good work....
I think I like the rush of being in a car and possibly getting caught.. .who knows..
one time we got picked on by the cop, he asked us if we had drugs or weapons in the car and searched the car, I told him the only weapon i had was in between my legs... we laughed, he said get a room and he left...
the next time the cops just sat there until we were done and then came up to the car and made me walk on a straight line to see if I was drunk... I am sure they knew i wasnt drunk, but those initial moments after the great explosion make it tough on a man.... needless to say they let us go.
the third time they just flashed their lights and kept it moving, as if to say good work....
I think I like the rush of being in a car and possibly getting caught.. .who knows..
Ned Flanders
Banned
No, but the fireworks had me pretty paranoid last night..
lol some of these are hilarious :lol
That was one of the photoshopped images during the Moshzilla era :lol
Oh, Moshzilla...still the funniest thing the internet has ever produced
Mama Smurf said:Some of you guys have been around ages, these can't be new to you!
This one in particular used to be posted all the time.
That was one of the photoshopped images during the Moshzilla era :lol
Oh, Moshzilla...still the funniest thing the internet has ever produced
Tea Master
Banned
I do not know if the photos are real but I heard a rumor that they were shot by the police.
Agent Dormer
Dirty Drinking Smoker
My friend works in a mall in Florida, and says during the weekends they catch anywhere from 5-10 couples having sex in their cars on the lots. He said that usually they'll stop it unless they can get a good shot with the cameras, then they just watch.
B-B-Bomba!
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(Edited for robertsanism)
Um, yeah, but no. And lol.
Um, yeah, but no. And lol.
when I was in highschool, there was a guy that would walk around the movie parking lot at night (I assume he worked there) and find people having sex in their car. At which point he would video tape them for a few seconds before walking up and yelling, 'youz bustiiiiid!'
evilromero
Member
Normally I don't get caught. But sometimes my friends will sneak up on me and call my cell while I'm in the middle of it. And then get the "I can see you. STOP HUMPING IN MY CAR" message.
Mr. Rellik
Member
Yes. at a park once with my pale hairy ass up in the air. I thought i heard something then looked up to see a suburban driving by. I got the hell outta there.
Got drove up on at night but wasn't exposed.
/sings those were the days
Got drove up on at night but wasn't exposed.
/sings those were the days
Comfort_Eagle
Banned
I need more vodka. And some of those pics were pretty funny....
boredJonathan
Member
Jonnyram said:
Looks like it! And he came prepaired with kleenex for post coital cleenup!
Bluecondor
Member
I got caught once. The worst is when they check your licenses. I thought for sure that they were going to call my gf's parents.
anotheriori
Member
:lol awesome thread
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