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[Elcid]

You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?

 

[YCoCg]

Just let me enjoy eating ass ffs.

 

[bender]

Nothing is tastier than delicious toilet seat germs from an ample buttocks.

 

[Ionian]

You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?

Wall of text, no thanks.

Ass, of course.

 

[haxan7]

I’ve directly licked the hole

 

[SpartanN92]

Bruh if she asked me I’d stick my tongue directly up her ass hole and wiggle it around.

 

[bender]

I’ve directly licked the hole

Some people don't like fake calamari, but it is junk food of the gods.

 

[teezzy]

I've had a chick piss on me in my bathtub once.

Don't be a prude.

 

[bender]

I've had a chick piss on me in my bathtub once.

Don't be a prude.

Walks in golden rain always brighten my disposition.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Ass pirate crew checking in

 

[Elcid]

Walks in golden rain always brighten my disposition.

Y'all nasty

 

[Flame_alchemist]

 

[bender]

Y'all nasty

Don't be a prude.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I will devout a thread about this during another time, soon.+ more

 

[haxan7]

@SLoWMoTIoN thought of you when I saw this

 

[Elcid]

And to add, I also have licked the hole. But golden showers? Naaaaaaaaaahson.

 

[MetalAlien]

I’ve directly licked the hole

 

[bender]

 

[Goro Majima]

Yeah I don’t worry about this.

I kiss my wife’s upper thighs or butt cheeks all the time. Mostly because I have a green light on the legs and butt like 99% of the time. Pretty much grabbing, poking, or rubbing on it all day.

It’s the boobs that I only have access to some of the time so it’s a whole lot harder to get to. I think it’s because those are a whole lot more overtly sexual whereas butts and thighs get massages.

 

[Richard Packer]

You got to. Otherwise when you start pulling her hair, and slapping her up, she might think you don't love her.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[bender]

And to add, I also have licked the hole. But golden showers? Naaaaaaaaaahson.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Nothing better than bitting an asscheek.

 

[MaestroMike]

I kiss as$ everyday of my life.

 

[Mossybrew]

OP shut the fuck up. You have an immune system built in for this. Are you trying to be funny? Failure. You just come off as EWWW GERMS OMG. Which I get enough of from the women at my work even before this Covid outbreak. Your body is built to function amidst microbes, have some fucking faith in it.

 

[LordCBH]

Hey we’re all dying anyway lol. I’ll enjoy the ass.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Only time I kiss the ass or lick the brown eye is after she’s showered.

 

[Elcid]

OP shut the fuck up. You have an immune system built in for this. Are you trying to be funny? Failure. You just come off as EWWW GERMS OMG. Which I get enough of from the women at my work even before this Covid outbreak. Your body is built to function amidst microbes, have some fucking faith in it.

This guy takes his ass kissing very seriously.
And yeah I do it too, I'm just curious how the germ freaks handle it.

 

[bender]

This guy takes his ass kissing very seriously.
And yeah I do it too, I'm just curious how the germ freaks handle it.

 

[Stouffers]

I agree. Cheeks are gross. Now tongue-punching that fart box.. that’s living.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yeah, I eat da booty..

 

[TaySan]

Yes.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[bender]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

@SLoWMoTIoN thought of you when I saw this

Ok.

 

[nush]

I have rimmed and been rimmed, it's all good and I've lived to tell the tale.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Grow up and eat some ass.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Only on super cute and pretty women.
But then it's amazing.

 

[MetalAlien]

Grow up and eat some ass.

NEVER!

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

It's cute you think poop particles aren't on everything you touch out in public already. Kissing ass is probably safer than shopping with a trolley at the supermarket. 3 out 4 trolley/carts have shit on them. You don't want to go into door handles, handrails and generally anything where humans go or use en masse.

 

[West Texas CEO]

It's cute you think poop particles aren't on everything you touch out in public already. Kissing ass is probably safer than shopping with a trolley at the supermarket. 3 out 4 trolley/carts have shit on them. You don't want to go into door handles, handrails and generally anything where humans go or use en masse.

Finally, eating ass has been vindicated!

 

[MetalAlien]

Finally, eating ass has been vindicated!

Yea why mess around, go straight to the source right?

 

[Self High Five]

 

[Kamina]

Only when she showered, so I am fine.

 

[The Pleasure]

Nah, but I have partook in a gentlemanly visit to the house of cheeks many moons ago over my hammy.

 

[Foamy]

I've kissed, lightly bitten and massaged womens asses but I have never and would never lick the butt hole.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yea why mess around, go straight to the source right?

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[MetalAlien]

and 3 others made a movie?

 

[epicnemesis]

Cheeks are fine, but you can’t cross the cleftal horizon.