Ever kissed an ass?

Gamerguy84 said:
I knew a guy that had a glass coffee table and had his girl poop on it while he laid underneath and watched it all. He would openly tell anyone.
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Berserking Guts said:
I've eaten ass, I've been peed on, and I've licked that toe jam like it's the nectar of the gods.

I won't do scat though, I do have standards.
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I'm in the same boat with you, shit is too much.

Had a chick gag on my pecker once and she threw up. That also... not so good.

Pee is a very special occasion but more desirable than the other two.
 
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Keihart said:
there is an episode in mythbusters where they measure poop on toothbrushes...and oh boy...
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Best the misses and I came up with was to build our house with all toilets in their own rooms with doors, flush with the lid down (lid down unless you're actually going), train the kids to wash hands properly and replace our toothbrushes every month. Keep the toilet(s) room door closed.

It's a little *cough* anal of us but kids are a mess, they'll dirty anything and everything everywhere; plus my wife is a clean toilet and teeth freak.
 
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Son, I kiss my girls ass daily. Use that thing like a pillow at any opportunity . You're not a real assman if you don't kiss/bite the ass.
 
Right after a good scrubbing in the shower, it's GO time! I'll stay away from the balloon knot crinkles otherwise, there's no reason to risk a nasty surprise.
 
kissed the cheeks would never go to brown town. ive fucked some women in the ass on request.

i know this is an unpopular opinion, im not a fan of anal. kinda grosses me out tbh.
 
yes the butt cheeks, and bitten them too...never eaten out an asshole though, im not into butt stuff
 
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Elcid said:
You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?
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As a Puertorican male growing up I constantly heard all the men in my family saying they loved eating a nice, fat, female ass, so yes!!! I have an infatuation with sucking and kissing a fat female ass, it's part of the territory when sucking a Nani. They are close neighbors and cannot be ignored 😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗
 
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I've let them put their hands anywhere they like, and their hands are the germiest of all.
 
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