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[Stouffers]

I knew a guy that had a glass coffee table and had his girl poop on it while he laid underneath and watched it all. He would openly tell anyone.

 

[Can't decide]

Absolutely. Dig the face in and chew on them cheeks like you haven't eaten for days.

 

[AlteredForms]

 

[haxan7]

3 pages of ass eating splendor

 

[Gamerguy84]

Off topic GAF was the reason I joined. Specifically a Cunth thread.

I originally had no intention on posting on the game side.

 

[Elginer]

Just let me enjoy eating ass ffs.

My man.gif

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I love kissing my wifes ass - it tastes like splashback pee

 

[teezzy]

_

I've eaten ass, I've been peed on, and I've licked that toe jam like it's the nectar of the gods.

I won't do scat though, I do have standards.

I'm in the same boat with you, shit is too much.

Had a chick gag on my pecker once and she threw up. That also... not so good.

Pee is a very special occasion but more desirable than the other two.

 

[Rival]

.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You got to. Otherwise when you start pulling her hair, and slapping her up, she might think you don't love her.

You really fell off hard, didn't you?

 

[Keihart]

It's cute you think poop particles aren't on everything you touch out in public already. Kissing ass is probably safer than shopping with a trolley at the supermarket. 3 out 4 trolley/carts have shit on them. You don't want to go into door handles, handrails and generally anything where humans go or use en masse.

there is an episode in mythbusters where they measure poop on toothbrushes...and oh boy...

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

there is an episode in mythbusters where they measure poop on toothbrushes...and oh boy...

Best the misses and I came up with was to build our house with all toilets in their own rooms with doors, flush with the lid down (lid down unless you're actually going), train the kids to wash hands properly and replace our toothbrushes every month. Keep the toilet(s) room door closed.

It's a little *cough* anal of us but kids are a mess, they'll dirty anything and everything everywhere; plus my wife is a clean toilet and teeth freak.

 

[bad guy]

So far only eskimo kissed it.

 

[Halo is Back]

If you haven't smacked and bit a girl's ass, you haven't live

 

[tkscz]

Son, I kiss my girls ass daily. Use that thing like a pillow at any opportunity . You're not a real assman if you don't kiss/bite the ass.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

So far only eskimo kissed it.

You cold son-of-a-bitch

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Kissed a cheek? Sure. Not going anywhere near the brown eye though.

 

[Stouffers]

Kissed a cheek? Sure. Not going anywhere near the brown eye though.

Kissing cheek can easily lead to getting trapped in her event brown-eye-zon.

 

[Frogman_676]

metaphorically or literally

 

[ConanTheKing]

I remember being drunk and going down on some girl once. I said "This tastes strange." She said "That's my ass."

 

[ricardo_sousa11]

I spread them cheeks and lick that ass like an asscream!

 

[bigsnack]

Right after a good scrubbing in the shower, it’s GO time! I’ll stay away from the balloon knot crinkles otherwise, there’s no reason to risk a nasty surprise.

 

[Jack Peterson]

My tongue was inside an asshole just a few days ago bro..

 

[Stouffers]

My tongue was inside an asshole just a few days ago bro..

I wish I had that kind of flexibility.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

kissed the cheeks would never go to brown town. ive fucked some women in the ass on request.

i know this is an unpopular opinion, im not a fan of anal. kinda grosses me out tbh.

 

[Macapala]

Only time I kiss the ass or lick the brown eye is after she’s showered.

So.... never?

 

[carlosrox]

Guys and gals, yes

(the cheek, not into ass eating yuck)

 

[OmegaSupreme]

kissed the cheeks would never go to brown town. ive fucked some women in the ass on request.

i know this is an unpopular opinion, im not a fan of anal. kinda grosses me out tbh.

I'm with you buddy.

 

[and 3 others]

Guys and gals, yes

(the cheek, not into ass eating yuck)

 

[Javthusiast]

I eat the booty like groceries, cause...

 

[TheMan]

I need to know. Is this a real quote or some shit someone photoshopped 15 years ago?

 

[xrnzaaas]

Nope, not even at work, I still find it demeaning.

 

[Javthusiast]

I need to know. Is this a real quote or some shit someone photoshopped 15 years ago?

The hentai series is Night Shift Nurses. Don't know if it's the actual quote from the show though. Knowing hentai, it probably is.

 

[Kev Kev]

yes the butt cheeks, and bitten them too...never eaten out an asshole though, im not into butt stuff

 

[Kamina]

Seems i have to repost this

 

[Gamernyc78]

You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?

As a Puertorican male growing up I constantly heard all the men in my family saying they loved eating a nice, fat, female ass, so yes!!! I have an infatuation with sucking and kissing a fat female ass, it's part of the territory when sucking a Nani. They are close neighbors and cannot be ignored

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Reading a thread on Gaf about eating ass while my daughter watches Masha and the Bear....thanks guys lol

 

[carlosrox]

These were niiiiiice asses! Had to kiss

 

[AV]

I've let them put their hands anywhere they like, and their hands are the germiest of all.

 

[Elektro Demon]

 

[Spukc]

 

[carlosrox]

Why is everyone talking about eating ass when this specifically asks about KISSING?

 

[haxan7]

Why is everyone talking about eating ass when this specifically asks about KISSING?

This is ass eating country my friend

 

[and 3 others]

My man Doug knows what's up.

 

[Jezminda]

Oh god yes it’s gotta be done