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[Grinchy]

I love biting the cheeks.

 

[and 3 others]

and 3 others made a movie?

Whomst has summoned me!?

 

[GymWolf]

In sicily we say hello with cheek kisses so yeah, i kissed a lot of assholes in my life.

 

[and 3 others]

In sicily we say hello with cheek kisses so yeah, i kissed a lot of assholes in my life.

Get the guest room ready, I'm a come stay with you for a few!

 

[Compsiox]

I've eaten ass. Quite a bit actually. Nothing is better.

 

[Zato]

Spoken like a true virgin (or nutter germaphobe)

 

[Kamina]

I feel well being surrounded by my fellow ass-enthusiasts. Men of class

 

[MudoSkills]

I won't even touch my own penis without medical grade latex gloves on.

 

[Plies]

I will devout a thread about this during another time, soon.+ more

I won't even touch my own penis without medical grade latex gloves on.

You must have that blue waffle..

 

[Mr Hyde]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[Tesseract]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[Hideous Snake]

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I won't even touch my own penis without medical grade latex gloves on.

 

[captainraincoat]

Theres an old saying a mature lady taught me about getting girls really in the mood

"Lick the shitter like a banana fritter"

 

[Plies]

 

[SatansReverence]

We really are back to the peak gaf days now ❤

I haven't tasted the forbidden chocolate maker but fine cheeks need appreciation.

 

[joe_zazen]

.

 

[Virex]

You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?

 

[jufonuk]

Yes

You know poop comes out there right?

Not right now it doesn't

 

[Plies]

You know poop comes out there right?

It also has the second most concentrated nerve endings on the body.

That's why it feels good when you take a good shit.

 

[H4ze]

yep I did, don't kink-shame me brah

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

You gotta lick it before you stick it

 

[J-Roderton]

Well, hell yeah .

 

[Classicrockfan]

This reminds me of that gif on the cringe thread where a stripper is lap dancing with another girl twerkin near her face and she butt sprays her face.

 

[Elcid]

This reminds me of that gif on the cringe thread where a stripper is lap dancing with another girl twerkin near her face and she butt sprays her face.

Link to the image? Asking for a friend.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Link to the image? Asking for a friend.

cringe don't play

 

[Tesseract]

 

[bender]

You know poop comes out there right?

Wait, it does? Gross!

 

[Kamina]

You know poop comes out there right?

You can still enjoy and fondle a woman's buttcheeks when she is clean. No one says you need to ravish the hole.

Also, starting at 0:23...

 

[Berserking Guts]

I've eaten ass, I've been peed on, and I've licked that toe jam like it's the nectar of the gods.

I won't do scat though, I do have standards.

 

[Elcid]

I won't do scat though, I do have standards.

 

[Berserking Guts]

 

[PSlayer]

 

[sonomamashine]

Rest in peace OP, call your mom.

 

[DESTROYA]

Yes.

Your own doesn't count.

You know I realized something a while ago and feel like everyone should stop and reflect on this.
Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass, bitten it, kissed it, etc.?
You know when girls sit down to pee they sit on the toilet right.
You're touching toilet seat germs.
Sure they squat in public places, but not all places if they feel safe enough.
Imagine you're grabbing a girl's ass, copping dat feel, and you're so damn proud, and really what's happening is germs are spreading onto your hand.
Could you catch the covid from a girl's ass cheek?

Yes OP and it's mostly goes like this

 

[DESTROYA]

King of the ass eaters

 

[and 3 others]

You can still enjoy and fondle a woman's buttcheeks when she is clean. No one says you need to ravish the hole.

Also, starting at 0:23...

Jesus Fuck I haven't laughed that hard in months!!!

 

[Elektro Demon]

Yeah, I've kissed some ass. But not the hole.

 

[Kamina]

Jesus Fuck I haven't laughed that hard in months!!!

...like the Oreoooo!

 

[rofif]

You can't help it when she sits on your face

 

[llien]

I wish threads like this had "feces" tag, or better, subforum.

 

[Tesseract]

King of the ass eaters

and that's what i want the globalists to know

i will eat your ass first

 

[and 3 others]

and that's what i want the globalists to know

i will eat your ass first

Need a mega collection of Alex saying globalist.

 

[Kamina]

I wish threads like this had "feces" tag, or better, subforum.

Its about ass, not crap. Just because we have some nutella+banana enthusiasts here doesnt mean we all are like that.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Can we change the thread title to the Official NeoGaf Ass Eating/Analingus thread?

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[cormack12]

OP they have a range of products for posh ass licking that might suit you.

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Or if you're tighter than your wife use some cling film or saran. Or of you are any kind of man go slam dunk that rusty basketball hoop with your tongue.

 

[Gamerguy84]

I knew a guy that had a glass coffee table and had his girl poop on it while he laid underneath and watched it all. He would openly tell anyone.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[bender]

I knew a guy that had a glass coffee table and had his girl poop on it while he laid underneath and watched it all. He would openly tell anyone.