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WhereAreMahDragonz
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You tell me I've got no fucking idea
Hickbilly Deluxe
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I think tonight I shall be having a nice conversation with my buddy Jack and his always present life mate Coke. Several conversations, in fact.
A whole liter of conversations?
Hickbilly Deluxe
Banned
Josh with a J
Member
What happens to the stuff you leave at graves/tombstones etc. 🤔
ghosts take it once you're not looking
Josh with a J
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So I can give my buddy a joint 🤔 Lol
That's the spirit!
RobotNinjaHornets
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Shouldn't be too hard to find then, lots of beautiful people herepls still spit in my ex's face while you're there. he's the ugly one
toadsworth
Banned
Yellow redbull was decent. I bet it would be a good gin mixer.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Well, I think I finally recovered from my hangover. Now that I'm 28, I... forgot to renew my driver's licence in time for my birthday, when it expired! Dammit!
An old friend asked to hang out this weekend. I haven't done anything cool in ages. Think we'll play through the Gears 4 campaign.
An old friend asked to hang out this weekend. I haven't done anything cool in ages. Think we'll play through the Gears 4 campaign.
liliththepale
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My girlfriend got a new shift at work two weeks ago and that effectively means I get up at the same time as her instead of four hours later. Today I noticed it's also meant I've been at least fifteen minutes late to work every single day. Ha. Luckily my boss either hasn't noticed or doesn't care. God bless nepotism.
So I had to go to the DMV like a plebeian and figure out how to not have them fuck it up this time.
Reminds me of when I turned twenty-one and needed my license renewed. I did it online and they mailed it to the wrong place. So for almost a year I went around with an expired license. It didn't become a problem until one of the stores I shop at stopped selling me wine
So I had to go to the DMV like a plebeian and figure out how to not have them fuck it up this time.
liliththepale
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She's a seating hostess at this fancy restaurant. You know that whole bait and switch where you get taken to your table by the most attractive employees and then get served by plain looking people? She's complicit in that scam.
liliththepale
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Right. Practically by definition.
Earlier in the week I was working at a foundry, both mornings there was heavy smoke from proscribed burning before summer hits us.
My throat has been bugging me since then, so that's what I thought it was, but I was running a bit of a fever last night and I can feel that my lymph nodes are swollen.
Having already rescheduled a few times, I'm not cancelling tonights date though, hopefully I can sweat it out when I lift this arvo.
My throat has been bugging me since then, so that's what I thought it was, but I was running a bit of a fever last night and I can feel that my lymph nodes are swollen.
Having already rescheduled a few times, I'm not cancelling tonights date though, hopefully I can sweat it out when I lift this arvo.
Wow, thats devious :O
liliththepale
Banned
There's something about "I'm still on this date even though it physically pains me to do so" that sends a strong signal of your dedication. Go for it! ❤️
welcome to targeted advertising.
They are closing in
once again, whereismygirlfriend.com DO NOT CLICK
Nerdkiller
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I still don't get it.
Hah! I just don't want to be inadvertently breathing germs in her direction, although I'm unlikely to be contagious at this point and I doubt we'll be smutting on on the first date.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
DANK BALL Z
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I need to get laid, so I can stop fantasizing about making inappropriate vagina/penis jokes all day to myself.
okay, seriously now, whereismymom.com as well ALSO DO NOT CLICK
My mom was here and vanished. She wouldn't normally just leave without saying bye. It's odd.
I may have hallucinated it but I think I saw you sign into Dark Souls 3 earlier. Did you get anywhere in the DLC? I basically can't get anywhere
I have no idea, I've never clicked either one, but last time I asked where my girlfriend was with a dot com everyone said it was a horrifying link
CrudeDiatribe
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So what are we missing by heeding your imprecations to not click? If you suffered you might as well share.
I couldn't get into the mood for it, found one bonfire, went back the other way and fought the big wolf the first time, then got stomped by one of the big viking fuckers. I'll give it another go on the weekend.
toadsworth
Banned
Holy shit my mustache looks good
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Holy crap, you almost look like your AV
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
The resemblance is scary.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
There's a question I have to ask you...have you ever had a squirrel up your pants?
Home alone editing through VO which is creepy and depressing -- But it must be done.
I know I've mentioned editing through VO a lot of times. The reason it's still not done is because there are a bunch of characters and some aren't implemented yet. I'm about to add another one in.
On the bright side, my gf is bringing food soon!
I know I've mentioned editing through VO a lot of times. The reason it's still not done is because there are a bunch of characters and some aren't implemented yet. I'm about to add another one in.
On the bright side, my gf is bringing food soon!
Friend gifted me Rust.
I was dropped within a minute by someone and they stole my rock so I couldn't do anything.
And they gave me a weird tiny dingus to boot. Back to H1Z1
I was dropped within a minute by someone and they stole my rock so I couldn't do anything.
And they gave me a weird tiny dingus to boot. Back to H1Z1
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
If you could guess how old I'am just by my looks, how old do you think I would be?
Hickbilly Deluxe
Banned
late 20s, to mid 30s. Hard to tell, really.
The glasses say mid-50s, the greasy hair says teens, so I split the difference. Sorry.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I turn 30 on November 29th You're the first person to be able guess my age correctly
ALSO MY HAIR IS NOT GREASY :_:
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Late 20s. I think you'd look better with thinner glasses.
toadsworth
Banned
I wish I was cool as dean. I normally have glasses, don't really think I look like him...
Nomadic I'd say 28.
Nomadic I'd say 28.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I don't have a sweet mustache.
Past couple years have been really stressful and they really took their toll. I look so much older. ��
DAAYYUUMMMNNNNNNNN
!!!HOW YOU DOIN'
Hickbilly Deluxe
Banned
Right now is actually the most clean shaven I have been in years.
I would show you, but uh... I dont do pictures very well.
I would show you, but uh... I dont do pictures very well.
Nomadic Sparks
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