trab pu kcip
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here's my number: 666-GERMANSEXDUNGEON
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Josh with a J
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🤓
trab pu kcip
Member
it's like this but in voicemail-form
my ex was drunk as a skunk all the time but he never did this. damn simpsons be putting unrealistic standards in our heads >:d
Josh with a J
Member
Drunk texting is always enjoyable to read the day after
Awww, don't worry, we know you've got a butt that don't quit.
trab pu kcip
Member
❤️🍑❤️
Josh with a J
Member
Seriously will pay like $200+ for a massage right now 😭
trab pu kcip
Member
Well im sure you could get one for that kinda money if you went to a massage parlor
Professor Beef
Banned
five dollars??? get out of here...
Josh with a J
Member
I'm not sure any normal places are open at this hour 🤔😭
I'm feeling it brother
LookAtMeGo
Member
Ive always wanted to go to a german sex dungeon.
What's wrong with Canadian sex dungeons?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
You guys should have seen my Florida sex dungeon.
You Know Nothing
Member
Were alligators involved?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
No, but you should see all the things I can do with dry wall and fire ants.
Is there an installation piece of crusty tissues?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
It's actually quite sanitary.
*nods approvingly*
Im not German but I can speak it if I must for you m'dear.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
You mean spicy bois?
toadsworth
Banned
my roommate and his girlfriend are watching interstellar for the first time and they're both glued to their phones smh
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Winter means a lot of vanilla sex under heaps of blankets. So nothing is wrong in the summer. Such as it is.
Hahaha omg
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
"Take that look of worry, mine's an ordinary life
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night"
Phil Collins was just like us
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night"
Phil Collins was just like us
LookAtMeGo
Member
Canadian sex dungeons are OK. I wonder who has the best sex dungeons? I bet there are some nice ones in some of those underground cities.
toadsworth
Banned
now they're asking me about the film 'why does he want to dock'
I'm not bald.
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Transhuman
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LookAtMeGo
Member
Im getting bald pretty quick here. Sucks man.
Yo Clyde, step your fucking game up man, this shit is embarrassing:
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Ahhh, it's nice to know that I have a full head of hair.
Maybe Lili needs a pool boy?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Awh, it's important to find a silver lining
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Awh, it's important to find a silver lining
Not in your hair it isn't.
friskykillface
Banned
I'll go bald by 50s x 60s since thats when my dad started to go bald
I have a big ass head too so I will look ugly af by then
I have a big ass head too so I will look ugly af by then
i'd do it if she gave me 30 mins access to it every day
edit: 30 mins access to the pool
Nerdkiller
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