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[trab pu kcip]

I cat sat all weekend and he was beautiful and wonderful and now he's gone and I'm lonely. Image dump.

why dont you just get a cat?

 

[Jobbs]

I haven't played Torment since the 90s so maybe there are some things I'm not remembering... But yeessh this is embarrassing

I'm like, so disillusioned, dude

 

[Numb]

MK vibes

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

The 90's were terrible, sorry

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This thread man

I haven't played Torment since the 90s so maybe there are some things I'm not remembering... But yeessh this is embarrassing

I'm like, so disillusioned, dude

You got a tag, congrats

 

[Jobbs]

You got a tag, congrats

guten Tag

 

[You Know Nothing]

when ur head is spinning

 

[toadsworth]

when ur head is spinning

wine hangovers are the worst by far

 

[Ceallach]

I haven't played Torment since the 90s so maybe there are some things I'm not remembering... But yeessh this is embarrassing

I'm like, so disillusioned, dude

I don't care about the designs, but that design doc is awful

 

[Vazra]

I cant say I have ever had a hangover. #ResponsableDrinker

 

[Jobbs]

I don't care about the designs, but that design doc is awful

The design document basically calls everyone who their game is targeted at a dateless loser and the purpose of the game is to be an empowerment fantasy for them (who are all male, of course) where they can get babes. lots of babes. and more babes.

I think my memory of this game has been tainted.

 

[Clydefrog]

I cat sat all weekend and he was beautiful and wonderful and now he's gone and I'm lonely. Image dump.

 

[trab pu kcip]

The design document basically calls everyone who their game is targeted at a dateless loser and the purpose of the game is to be an empowerment fantasy for them (who are all male, of course) where they can get babes. lots of babes. and more babes.

I think my memory of this game has been tainted.

the game isn't really about getting babes tho. you can build relationships but that's it.
it was a poor design choice that was quite common at the time, unfortunately. but unlike other games or movies the whole thing would've worked perfectly without the babe aesthetic, proving that there was more to it in the first place. I don't expect something like this in the new Torment. people have learned.

 

[toadsworth]

i wonder if there were any females working on the game that had to read that document

 

[trab pu kcip]

it reads so over the top it actually feels saracastic. especially when taking the rest of the story into consideration...what's said isn't even really true. it's still dumb af though.

 

[Jobbs]

the game isn't really about getting babes tho. you can build relationships but that's it.
it was a poor design choice that was quite common at the time, unfortunately. but unlike other games or movies the whole thing would've worked perfectly without the babe aesthetic, proving that there was more to it in the first place. I don't expect something like this in the new Torment. people have learned.

I know... but it's not like the design document was a little annoying. It was basically horrible, and I feel kind of strange about the game now if that was how the designers of it thought.

:: removing Morte homage from Ghost Song ::

 

[trab pu kcip]

I know... but it's not like the design document was a little annoying. It was basically horrible, and I feel kind of strange about the game now if that was how the designers of it thought.

:: removing Morte homage from Ghost Song ::

like I said, it actually feels sarcastic to a certain extent. to reverse the expections maybe? it's still in poor taste though plus the females actually look like Lara Croft in a German sex dungeon.

 

[You Know Nothing]

:: waits for Mass Effect Andromeda potential husbandos to be announced ::

 

[Risgroo]

:: waits for Mass Effect Andromeda potential husbandos to be announced ::

Just let me smang a Krogan dammit.

 

[Jobbs]

can you be a girl in Mass Effect Andromeda or is it gonna make me be that dumb looking dude?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just let me smang a Krogan dammit.

Polyamorous Krogans only.

can you be a girl in Mass Effect Andromeda or is it gonna make me be that dumb looking dude?

You can.

 

[DrM]

I had too much alcohol this weekend and now I have awful moodswings

 

[Risgroo]

Polyamorous Krogans only.

I'm sure you'll find one. I hear Andromeda is a pretty sinful place.


Jeez, looking at the romance options in ME1-3, Femshep had it rough. Other than Liara, all the choices are trash. Kaidan? Jacob? Garrus? (I mean, Garrus is cool and all, but eww) Almost as bad as Dorian in Inquisition.

Meanwhile Brehpard had Tali aka my waifu for laifu.

 

[Ceallach]

like I said, it actually feels sarcastic to a certain extent. to reverse the expections maybe? it's still in poor taste though plus the females actually look like Lara Croft in a German sex dungeon.

Tell me more about german sex dungeons

can you be a girl in Mass Effect Andromeda or is it gonna make me be that dumb looking dude?

Yes. Though weirdly both male and female pcs are in the game but the other becomes an npc

 

[You Know Nothing]

FFXV shipped.

I'm ready for this shit show.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Tell me more about german sex dungeons


Yes. Though weirdly both male and female pcs are in the game but the other becomes an npc

actually I thinkg YKN knows more about it than I do

 

[FloatOn]

I never played torment but that "art" and design document is enough to make me lose interest completely. Isn't this game always rated one of the top 100 rpgs ever?

 

[Misha]

Yes. Though weirdly both male and female pcs are in the game but the other becomes an npc

It's the Pokémon approach (well gen 3 and I want to say gen 4)

 

[Vazra]

FFXV shipped.

I'm ready for this shit show.

Stream it babe.

 

[Ceallach]

Omg. Amazon delivers on Sundays. I had no idea. This is life changing. I ordered a new 72 pin on Friday. I've been refurbishing my original over and over for the last decade now and it has finally given up the ghost. And I go outside and there it is

 

[Jobbs]

Omg. Amazon delivers on Sundays. I had no idea. This is life changing. I ordered a new 72 pin on Friday. I've been refurbishing my original over and over for the last decade now and it has finally given up the ghost. And I go outside and there it is

My life changed when I realized I could buy groceries on amazon

 

[Ceallach]

My life changed when I realized I could buy groceries on amazon

Can you buy FFV?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I miss lily

 

[Misha]

When did jobbs get a tag? I don't remember

 

[trab pu kcip]

When did jobbs get a tag? I don't remember

when funky decided to stab me in the back out of spite.

Spoiler

jk, congrats jobbsy <3

 

[Clydefrog]

trab should get a rollerblade enthusiast tag

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

trab should get a rollerblade enthusiast tag

Holy shit, yes

 

[Funky Papa]

People always think the worst of me.

&#128550;

 

[Vazra]

trab should get a rollerblade enthusiast tag

Rollerblading into hearts. <3

 

[trab pu kcip]

trab should get a rollerblade enthusiast tag

noo :c

 

[Jobbs]

Mermaid enthusiast
Ancient vampire
Ancient demon
Ancient vampire demon

People always think the worst of me.

&#55357;&#56870;

I almost couldn't believe it when I noticed the tag. only took 4 years

 

[Ceallach]

At least your tag makes sense. I still think mine is a butt hole reference

 

[Numb]

Would give half of mine to trab or anyone who wants it if i could. It's more than long enough

 

[Jobbs]

Would give half of mine to trab or anyone who wants it if i could. It's more than long enough

Clicking your tag is excellent stress relief

 

[Numb]

Clicking your tag is excellent stress relief

Glad it does positive things

 

[Ceallach]

My niece is a filthy cheater

 

[Numb]

My niece is a filthy cheater

That top tier tech lol

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My niece is a filthy cheater

Hahaha I also did this as a child.

Tags are the monkey's paw of GAF.

 

[Ceallach]

That top tier tech lol

My ps4 pro is an nes stand

 

[Numb]

My ps4 pro is an nes stand

I noticed


Damn if our tv wasn't so high up i would used that top tier tech -_-