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[FloatOn]

well fuck my voice is gone. presentation is tomorrow. someone will have to speak for me.

 

[Jobbs]

well fuck my voice is gone. presentation is tomorrow. someone will have to speak for me.

I've lost my voice completely only once that I can remember... First day on the job at Verizon. Talking for 7 hours without stopping can actually make your voice just nope out if you aren't used to it

 

[Vazra]

Waiting to start my shift and my throat hurts and I still have a cough.

 

[Xiao Hu]

well fuck my voice is gone. presentation is tomorrow. someone will have to speak for me.

Happened to me in high school because I had a serious throat infection. Timing was bad tho because we were supposed to make a video about the genetical aspect of blood cells in the advanced biology class and I had to speak 😷

 

[trab pu kcip]

Im the nutted but still sucking type. Is that fine?

why does everyone hate that?

 

[FloatOn]

I just hope I don't get my friend sick. We've been making out A LOT lately.

 

[Jobbs]

why does everyone hate that?

The male penis can get very sensitive afterwards and a lot of continued contact can be intense

 

[Funky Papa]

Some folks hate it.

Some don't.

YMMV.

Edit: I mean, is it a real question? It's exactly the same for gorls.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Some folks hate it.

Some don't.

YMMV.

Edit: I mean, is it a real question? It's exactly the same for gorls.

really? I can just keep going

 

[Ceallach]

Welcome back lili

 

[Josh with a J]

Def don't hate it but it'll get a loud "fuck" outta me haha

 

[Funky Papa]

really? I can just keep going

Different people have different reactions. Plenty of womyn need to stop for a moment as it becomes oversensitive. Same with men.

It's not a painful sensation, but something that becomes way too overwhelming.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Different people have different reactions. Plenty of womyn need to stop for a moment as it becomes oversensitive. Same with men.

I think a lot of that comes from not treating the pussy right tho. I only need a break if the guy starts handling it like a penis. if you're extra gentle I don't see what's standing in the way of multiple orgasms in a row. I guess women are built differently in that regard, it's definitely possible.

 

[toadsworth]

i need more sexperience but i'm a recluse and most people are terrible

 

[Jobbs]

personally I don't mind

also why do people volunteer for this hahaha

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Roast me is one of the best parts of reddit, people are just ruthless to idiots that ask for it.

 

[Funky Papa]

Roastme is the stuff of the nightmares. People are mean beyond words. Then again, they are literally asking for it.

Jobb's example is almost kind and considerate compared to some others.

 

[trab pu kcip]

personally I don't mind

also why do people volunteer for this hahaha

I guess they're curious and/or want attention. I'd also be curious what they'd say about me tbh. probably lots of pale jokes

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I already know what they'd say about me. Big forehead, eyebrows, creepy glare. Easy targets.

Some are hilarious, although I always feel bad for laughing.

 

[Josh with a J]

It's 11 am and I'm still in bed 🙈

 

[FloatOn]

I wonder what it is in the human psyche that makes people get off on saying mean things. My theory is it has something to do with the feeling of dominance or power. Probably a means of compensating for deep rooted insecurity.

 

[Josh with a J]

Idk it's kinda just plain funny

 

[Numb]

Welcome back lilith!

I wonder what it is in the human psyche that makes people get off on saying mean things. My theory is it has something to do with the feeling of dominance or power. Probably a means of compensating for deep rooted insecurity.

Indeed
Also talking shit is an ancient and proven pastime

 

[You Know Nothing]

personally I don't mind

also why do people volunteer for this hahaha

Maybe being insulted is his kink.

 

[toadsworth]

We had roasts in my fraternity every semester -- the little brother got to roast the big brother.

It was always hilarious and totally embarrassing. Just tons of fun.

Self deprecation is necessary. Super serious people that think they're great at everything are the worst

 

[Disxo]

It's 11 am and I'm still in bed 🙈

I know that feel bro
1 p.m

 

[DrM]

It is cold outside, but it was a nice day for a long walk

I think a lot of that comes from not treating the pussy right tho. I only need a break if the guy starts handling it like a penis. if you're extra gentle I don't see what's standing in the way of multiple orgasms in a row. I guess women are built differently in that regard, it's definitely possible.

Remember guys, this is not a good method

unless you think that female orgasm is a work of the Devil

 

[trab pu kcip]

btw that roastdude reminds me of gordon ramsay a bit

 

[Josh with a J]

Eating that puss is a favorite pastime of mine 😋😂

 

[Xiao Hu]

Eating that pus is a favorite pastime of mine 😋😂

Yuck

 

[toadsworth]

amazon recommends ps4 games and sweatpants for me today

they're onto me

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Did your school have that scholastic "sign up and get books" catalogue -thing Fumes?

I loved those. Got a shitload of books from them as a kid in the early '90s. Probably still a thing.

if you're extra gentle I don't see what's standing in the way of multiple orgasms in a row. I guess women are built differently in that regard, it's definitely possible.

How can you say 'gentle' at a time like this?

I just hope I don't get my friend sick. We've been making out A LOT lately.

Excellent.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I loved those. Got a shitload of books from them as a kid in the early '90s. Probably still a thing.



How can you say 'gentle' at a time like this?

.

well only regarding finger/mouth action. it doesn't do any good to try "jerking off" a woman like a dick. anything else can get rough and raw

 

[Funky Papa]

Yuck

get out

 

[trab pu kcip]

get out

yeah srsly

 

[DrM]

well only regarding finger/mouth action. it doesn't do any good to try "jerking off" a woman like a dick. anything else can get rough and raw

Some people like to copy what they see in porn movies. Not a good approach.

Practice makes master though

 

[Xiao Hu]

get out

I'm sick and it's cold outside. So nope

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

well only regarding finger/mouth action.

I've personally seen a variety of preferences expressed even by the same person. No question that especially ungentle treatment can leave things too tender for further orgasms but I guess chaining them isn't always top-of-mind?

Wish I had no refractory period. Sigh.

 

[Funky Papa]

Refractory period and men's magic button being far up into our ass is proof of intelligent design being shit.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Refractory period and men's magic button being far up into our ass is proof of intelligent design being shit.

Buuuuut we can pee while standing which clearly makes us the superior gender.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Peeing while standing is trash when it decides to spray everywhere and split-stream.

Refractory period and men's magic button being far up into our ass is proof of intelligent design being shit.

Buttlife is best life.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Buuuuut we can pee while standing which clearly makes us the superior gender.

Women can pee standing up— judging by the state of bathrooms everywhere aiming is only a little harder for the average woman than the average man.

 

[Funky Papa]

Also, women being deprived of said magic button (although they already have their own anyway).

Women can pee standing up— judging by the state of bathrooms everywhere aiming is only a little harder for the average woman than the average man.

My girlfriend routinely comments about how women's bathrooms are filthier than men's, which is already quite the thing. At least we can direct our split streams.

 

[Ceallach]

Tall to any military girls, we learn how to pee slightly bent over into water bottles pretty quickly into deployment.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

My girlfriend routinely comments about how women's bathrooms are filthier than men, which is already quite the thing. At least we can direct our split streams.

It was occasionally a problem in the fast food place I worked in— most of the time there was more piss on the floor of the guys' bathroom, but once in a while a woman would apparently stand on the toilet and piss everywhere. WTF.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Ah yeah, the women bathroom sprinkling thing.... I could tell you some nasty stories but that would put me in a even darker spot than I already am in.
________

A female friend from China just told me that she's bi. This year is crazy

 

[DrM]

It was occasionally a problem in the fast food place I worked in— most of the time there was more piss on the floor of the guys' bathroom, but once in a while a woman would apparently stand on the toilet and piss everywhere. WTF.

maybe she was practicing for golden shower action

 

[Jobbs]

FFXV's character animations are really top notch. If only the designs weren't so terrible.

 

[FloatOn]

FFXV's character animations are really top notch. If only the designs weren't so terrible.

but is the game fun?

I'm morbidly curious

 

[Jobbs]

but is the game fun?

I'm morbidly curious

yea

I mean I have only played a little but the combat system is solid -- contrary to the impression I got from the demo, which was awful