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[Timu]

my ass keeps getting fatter. I can't find pants anymore. and most leggins arent really designed to be worn without a long top or sth D:

Holy fuck how does that work?=O

I'm watching Lobosjr on twitch rn. People discovered a glitch in Dark Souls 1 that can get you into Senn's Fortress without the gate being opened.

So he did it and killed the giant (the one that opens the gate when you ring the second bell) and now he's going to go ring the second bell to see what happens.

I'm watching eagerly to see what happens. This is my life now

I need to replay Dark Souls 1 again...and hopefully do that glitch.

This isnt always a bad thing. ��

This guy knows what's up, lol.

 

[Josh with a J]

Asses are awesome, be happy about it!

 

[Ceallach]

I kinda already have that problem D: I can still wear stuff in S since I'm small but it usually looks weird if it's not totally stretchy. what do you wear? just normal pants?

Honestly, I buy my jeans and stuff from stores that cater to black women since they tend to fit my butt better.

 

[Misha]

Cargo pants seem to have more room in the butt

...not that I would know

 

[trab pu kcip]

Asses are awesome, be happy about it!

I don't really mind, just finding pants that fit perfectly is a bit hard.

Honestly, I buy my jeans and stuff from stores that cater to black women since they tend to fit my butt better.

interesting workaround

 

[toadsworth]

finding comfortable pants is impossible

sweatpants are the answer

 

[Timu]

Asses are awesome, be happy about it!

Yes, especially a fat ass!!!=p

Cargo pants seem to have more room in the butt

...not that I would know

Thanks for this info, I'll keep that in mind.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I relate so hard to crushing greenskin skulls

Master Chief using dual needlers to kill alien invaders really spoke to me because I've been through that myself.

 

[Timu]

Honestly, I buy my jeans and stuff from stores that cater to black women since they tend to fit my butt better.

That is both hilarious and amazing at the same time!!!

 

[Ceallach]

I don't really mind, just finding pants that fit perfectly is a bit hard.



interesting workaround

Levi's used to make an awesome pair called bold curvy that were perfect but they got discontinued and their new line always puckers in the crotch for me. Just brand and true religion are good. Other than that I wear a lot of leggings with skirts over them and stuff.

 

[Josh with a J]

Feel lucky I don't have to worry about my ass in pants

Taking the gf to see the national tree tonight! I've never gone and lived here for like 16 years lol

 

[Vazra]

Im drunk on Long Islands. AMA?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Im drunk on Long Islands. AMA?

what kind of pasta shape do you like the best and why?

 

[You Know Nothing]

My ass might as well have its own gravitational field.

 

[toadsworth]

what kind of pasta shape do you like the best and why?

 

[Vazra]

what kind of pasta shape do you like the best and why?

Penne cause its spelled like pene which is dick in spanish.

You know me well

 

[trab pu kcip]

i was trying to ask an innocent question and yet it still got turned into dick..like twice

 

[Josh with a J]

My ass might as well have its own gravitational field.

I was like yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

then I saw your name

god damn it jake

 

[Jobbs]

Bad news guys

 

[trab pu kcip]

Bad news guys

well what did the police say?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I was like yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

then I saw your name

god damn it jake

lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

I was like yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

then I saw your name

god damn it jake

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bad news guys

Obligatory Friends is trash post.

Also, who could have eaten it? Do you have a food ghost?

 

[Jobbs]

Also, who could have eaten it? Do you have a food ghost?

Apparently I do

well what did the police say?

 

[trab pu kcip]

strangely enough the penis pasta is making me hungry. I wouldn't pair it with creamy sauce tho

 

[Vazra]

More questions? Christ Im bored

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

More questions? Christ Im bored

If you were a shitty '80s car, which shitty car from the '80s would you be?

 

[trab pu kcip]

You Got: I'm 35% daddy!You're not really a daddy at the minute. Maybe one day.

vazra, how much daddy are you?

 

[You Know Nothing]

If you were a shitty '80s car, which shitty car from the '80s would you be?

K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider.

 

[Vazra]

If you were a shitty '80s car, which shitty car from the '80s would you be?

Delorean

vazra, how much daddy are you?

61%

 

[FloatOn]

In fucked up news the lung doctor says I have a bunch of fluid in my right lung. Going to get it drained either Friday or Monday.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You Got: I'm 51% daddy! You're almost a daddy

A mess.

 

[Vazra]

A mess.

Im yer daddy boo. Let me nurture you lmao


More questions! >

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

In fucked up news the lung doctor says I have a bunch of fluid in my right lung. Going to get it drained either Friday or Monday.

D:

That's fucked up, mang D:

 

[trab pu kcip]

In fucked up news the lung doctor says I have a bunch of fluid in my right lung. Going to get it drained either Friday or Monday.

hope you get better soon :/

Im yer daddy boo. Let me nurture you lmao


More questions! >

since you'll make it about dick anyway...if you had to choose, would you prefer long and slim or short and thick?

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Im drunk on Long Islands. AMA?

Which goes best with grilled cheese, tomato soup or chicken noodle?

 

[Vazra]

hope you get better soon :/


since you'll make it about dick anyway...if you had to choose, would you prefer long and slim or short and thick?

5 inches thick > 8 inches skinny

Which goes best with grilled cheese, tomato soup or chicken noodle?

Chicken noodle. Also put some crackers on the side.

 

[FloatOn]

D:

That's fucked up, mang D:

hope you get better soon :/

Thank you both.

 

[Vazra]

Thank you both.

You'll be fine mate. Take it easy and take care dude

 

[Risgroo]

I'm 64% daddy. Step yo game up, brehs.

 

[AcridMeat]

Oh dang you trabbo the cats out the fiddle or whatever.

Thanks though guys

In fucked up news the lung doctor says I have a bunch of fluid in my right lung. Going to get it drained either Friday or Monday.

That fucking sucks. Hope it goes well.

 

[Vazra]

I'm 64% daddy. Step yo game up, brehs.

Nurture me?

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm 64% daddy. Step yo game up, brehs.

I was on my way there until I lost my erection.

Spoiler

I thought that answer was funny

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Chicken noodle. Also put some crackers on the side.

You sir are a wise man.

 

[trab pu kcip]

yay/nay?


not sure what to wear over it

 

[Vazra]

yay/nay?


not sure what to wear over it

Not a fan of it

 

[FUME5]

my ass keeps getting fatter. I can't find pants anymore. and most leggins arent really designed to be worn without a long top or sth D:

Told you it wouldn't quit.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

yay/nay?


not sure what to wear over it

Straps seem too busy to me— maybe it would add something to a top that is plain and sheer between bust and collar.

 

[FUME5]

The straps suggest you might be a lil bit kinky, maybe a biter.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Told you it wouldn't quit.

the prophecy has become reality

The straps suggest you might be a lil bit kinky, maybe a biter.

hmm...sold!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Bad news guys

EXECUTE THEM

yay/nay?


not sure what to wear over it

I like this.