I heard there was people evacuating the area. You sure its safe to stay there?
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That's the dumbest looking dumbbell I've seen in a while.
CrudeDiatribe
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Excellent OP, Lili.
Tacos? I cannot wait to eat tacos again.
Hey, I added you on XBL for FH3. Cross play works a treat.
Tacos? I cannot wait to eat tacos again.
Euphemism; stupid business trips.
Hey, I added you on XBL for FH3. Cross play works a treat.
You picking up Gears?
I'mma see if my old man brain can figure out how to add you back without looking it up
*puts on tiny tip of the nose glasses*
Halcyon
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Cost me $600 😑
Nomadic Sparks
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FH3???
An accurate representation of Bethesda code in the name tbh. They cant program a hello world without crashing or bugging out.
WHAT? You could buy a four dumbbell bars and ~160 kg of weight for that...
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I've got a squat rack, bench, pullup bar, two sets of dumbbell bars, a barbell, 16 m2 of floor mats and ~ 160 kg of weight and I think I spent ~$750 - $800 all up.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Hickbilly Deluxe
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My teeth hurt just looking at that... stupid sugar sensitivity.
When you go once step further than beyond
Have you tasted shit tho?
smokeandmirrors
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maybe it's my brain on my diet but that looks gross af.
Hickbilly Deluxe
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I would eat one slice, just to say I did. Then spend the next 30 minutes on the couch crying as my teeth get their revenge on me for daring to be that stupid.
So you have eaten ass is that what you saying?
smokeandmirrors
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liliththepale
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Speaking of chocolate, my girlfriend somehow forgot to mix egg into the brownies last night. So it just wasn't sticking together and rising after tons of time in the oven. Then we decided to experiment and see if the brownies could be salvaged by adding egg to the molten chocolate sauce. It kind of worked. Though mostly we ended up with this delicious chocolate sludge. Good times.
Nah, licked a taint or two in the heat of the moment though.
liliththepale
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Most of the flavor of taste comes from smell anyway. You don't have to have had an ice cream cone accident to know what shit tastes like.
Stormhammer
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Hey guys~ Hope everyone stays safe from the hurricane ♥
In the instances I referenced, other scents were more powerful.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I never thought of it like this before. Gross.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I think I would eat that cake if I knew I was going to die the day after.
But there are better last meals.
But there are better last meals.
I have never performed cunnilingus and thought "This vagina tastes like Pepsi".
Although, I'd need a sample group of thousands for that to be statistically significant so who knows, maybe there's an enourmous amount of Pepsi tasting vajayjay that I just haven't encountered.
Professor Beef
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All praise Lili, one of the best threadmakers I've seen.
And my OP quote rocks T B H
And my OP quote rocks T B H
What is like to be dead?
liliththepale
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If I had to say it tastes like cola then it would be Coke anyway, the more acidic/coppery of the two.
Why did you leave me
Why did you leave me
FeenixRising
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I can't escape from people talking about eating ass wherever I go.
If I had to say it tastes like cola then it would be Coke anyway, the more acidic/coppery of the two.
Why did you leave me
Hmm
I feel like a gorilla.
Why did you leave me
Please tell my job to give me more time to spend with gaffers.
Dicks out for Granadier?
liliththepale
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Dear job,
Alex is valuable people. Give Alex back so he can be joy and do valuable work.
Signed Internet girl
Hickbilly Deluxe
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Just do what I do, spend half the day hiding in the toilet and the other half not doing your job but acting like you are.
What would be surprising coming from me?
I have to say though Lil, that OP is solid. I'm laughing my ass off reading through the quotes.
But I have like...things to get done.
Insults on my appearance.
But I have like...things to get done.
Insults on my appearance.
I would be lying since I think you look fine.
Make sure to keep us updated as much as you can.
Hickbilly Deluxe
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So do I, I just trained my guys on the crew to do it all for me so I can fuck off all day.
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