Rain dampered a potentially thrilling race last weekend in Germany. The racers were separated by huge gaps and the fans left halfway through due to lack of action. The opening laps were exciting, however, as the Force India drivers began to trade blow with vital world championship points up for grabs. Phleg performed a phenomenal and clean overtake on Lucius, which caused the ex-champion to spin out of anger and later claim his teammate was too aggressive. The stewards looked in to the incident and told Lucius to "man the fuck up", a sentiment which the entire paddock shares.
Crumbs also made no friends at Ferarri as he rammed Orgun off the road on the first lap. He claims that the Ferarri driver was at fault, however on-board footage from Foliorum validated Orgun's claims that Crumbs was "more of a downie than me".
There's no risk of a thrilling race tomorrow as Singapore is possibly the worst track ever made by man. In a recent poll the drivers were asked if they'd rather have their children kidnapped, raped and brutally murdered or race at the track. The overwhelming majority would have preferred the former, a shocking result which made Lucius86 extremely pleased. He's been spotted with rope and a trench coat during the practice sessions this week.