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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Zero²

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So I haven't shaved for a couple of weeks

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Lol

If I I look gross and sweaty it's because I've just had an energetic 20 minutes of guitar >_>
That hair look great on you. Just saying what need to be said.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Damn, RNH looks so much like my brother
 
Probably am going to have quit my janitor job on Monday cuz apparently I can't satisfy my boss.

GG 7 months down the drain and not even competent enough to be a janitor at bar and grill
fuck my autism and fml
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I already knew this burden when I found out that even the smallest bit of Taco Bell will give the average GAF poster explosive diarrhea.

Taco Bell does nothing to my stomach but I prefer Taco Maker. KFC on the other hand will have me with explosive diarrhea in 15-30 minutes.
 
Dont give up! Maybe your boss was just an ass

It's complicated.

They never communicated with me beyond what I was doing wrong (Work speed and attention to detail) and never communicated with me until things were at a boiling point with their view of my working.

I've signed up to a couple of job websites but guh fml so hard jesus.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Holy crap, Sol looks like ex assistant teacher I keep in contact from my autism school. ( Minus the eyebrows.)
I fucking hate my eyebrows

Your boss could have been a jerk. Jerk bosses do exist. At least it was a learning experience in how to deal with a certain type of management.
 

FloatOn

Member
Guys big brother was delicious tonight. So satisfying to see the biggest douche kicked out of the house

I want big brother fakegaf edition :3
 

marrec

Banned
I wonder who the showmances would be?

Trab + Jobbs
Lili + Hal
Holly + Em

Bitter rivals: RNH + FloatOn

Comic relief: Vaz

What other roles might there be?

I'd be the former contestant who shows up every once in awhile to knock on windows and stare creepily at the people in the house.
 
Holly and I would be the token lesbians of the show

Also bae only likes me because I have big boobs, buy her Krispy Kreme, and she'll get part of my $400k life insurance if I die
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
This show needs to happen and I need an accidental showmance with one of you

You and me in the shower. I give you a back massage and it becomes 3 limbs touching your body in the shower. Then we spoon every night til the show ends and I cheat on you with a hot porn star and we make the news over our break up.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'll take quirky neighbor

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Clyde can be my partner in wacky hijinx

Also Marrec would totally be somebody's dad
 

FloatOn

Member
You and me in the shower. I give you a back massage and it becomes 3 limbs touching your body in the shower. Then we spoon every night til the show ends and I cheat on you with a hot porn star and we make the news over our break up.

I'll spoon you but no shower boners!

Also we need Papa and/or EC in the house to cook for us
 
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