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[Chuckie]

All the more reason to watch Pretty Little Liars with me then!

Is it good? Serious question.

is this the lesbian thread?

I hope so.

 

[liliththepale]

is this the lesbian thread?

Yes.

Is it good? Serious question.

No, but I love watching it anyway and so do lots of other people.

 

[Transhuman]

More of a bi thread though.

 

[Chuckie]

No, but I love watching it anyway and so do lots of other people.

I might give it a try!

 

[Clydefrog]

More of a bi thread though.

well... wanna bang?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

is this the lesbian thread?

GayGAF 2.0

 

[Transhuman]

I'm straight. I don't even like looking at my own penis. And besides I just ate. Can't bang 30 mins after you eat

 

[Clydefrog]

windumb must be rolling in his grave right now

 

[Funky Papa]

GayGAF 2.0

But people are actually fucking in here.

I'm straight. I don't even like looking at my own penis. And besides I just ate. Can't bang 30 mins after you eat

Dare me.

 

[liliththepale]

More of a bi thread though.

For now, but not if Em makes the next thread.

I might give it a try!

Don't worry, it's only on season seven so far. I think Netflix should have the first six seasons.

But seriously the show is dumb. I don't think you'd be into it except as a guilty pleasure maybe.

 

[You Know Nothing]

But people are actually fucking in here.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

And like that, all the birthday shit vanishes.

But people are actually fucking in here.

OH.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

But people are actually fucking in here.

I said god damn

 

[Chuckie]

But seriously the show is dumb. I don't think you'd be into it except as a guilty pleasure maybe.

I am known to like things that are considered shitty and/or guilty pleasures like BvS, Suicide Squad, Sucker Punch and ABBA, so I will give it a try anyway.

If I think it is utter shit, I won't hold it against you because you warned me about it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

what a beatiful thing to start the day with. Clyde's such a Newman.



also I approve of jobbs and me being a showmance

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I wonder who the showmances would be?

Trab + Jobbs
Lili + Hal
Holly + Em

Bitter rivals: RNH + FloatOn

Comic relief: Vaz

What other roles might there be?

I don't even get imaginarily partnered up?

Goddamnit :c

 

[Funky Papa]

Confession time: I have yet to watch a single episode of Seinfeld, so most of those jokes fall flat for me.

 

[Clydefrog]

Clyde's such a Newman.

 

[liliththepale]

I don't even get imaginarily partnered up?

Goddamnit :c

You're welcome to posit a pairing of your own invention! Who do you imagine your FakeGAF showmance partner to be?

Confession time: I have yet to watch a single episode of Seinfeld, so most of those jokes fall flat for me.

Same. It's okay.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm so huuungrryy

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Confession time: I have yet to watch a single episode of Seinfeld, so most of those jokes fall flat for me.

You should get on that

It's srsly the best sitcom

 

[Funky Papa]

You should get on that

It's srsly the best sitcom

Hard to believe in a universe where Get a Life exists.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You're welcome to posit a pairing of your own invention! Who do you imagine your FakeGAF showmance partner to be?




Same. It's okay.

But that feels like I'm being weird D:

And you should also get on Seinfeld jeez

 

[You Know Nothing]

Went for a moonlight fog run, didn't get eaten by a werewolf. Good sign.

Also, the humidity can seriously fuck off.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I don't even get imaginarily partnered up?

Goddamnit :c

I'm the guy whose series arc is he never gets laid. It's hilarious until you reminisce ten years later about how disturbing it was.

Oh, also, I'm Kramer.

 

[Chuckie]

Hard to believe in a universe where Get a Life exists.

God I fucking loved that show.

 

[liliththepale]

But that feels like I'm being weird D:

And you should also get on Seinfeld jeez

you gotta start working on your flirting game! Practice a bit with us and then maybe you'll be more equipped IRL, or better yet have someone pair you in the FakeGAF show!


also there's basically nothing about Seinfeld that looks appealing to me, which isn't to say that it's a bad show (because obviously it's well received by many people). In a show about a comedian I have to like that comedian, and I don't like Jerry Seinfeld or Julia Dreyfus, so I'll watch 30 Rock, Louie and The Jim Gaffigan Show instead.

 

[Chuckie]

You're welcome to posit a pairing of your own invention! Who do you imagine your FakeGAF showmance partner to be?

All my imagined FakeGAF showmance partners are already taken

All three of them!

 

[liliththepale]

All my imagined FakeGAF showmance partners are already taken

All three of them!

The supply and demand is out of balance, unless we changed the show from Big Brother to The Bachelorettes! Then maybe we could get something going ♥

 

[Chuckie]

The supply and demand is out of balance, unless we changed the show from Big Brother to The Bachelorettes! Then maybe we could get something going ♥

Yeah but it seems all the bachelorettes are starting to date other bachelorettes these days

These are hard times for us white heterosexual males! Now I know what it feels like to be a minority!

 

[Funky Papa]

God I fucking loved that show.

Best episode of anything ever.

 

[Chuckie]

Best episode of anything ever.

Hahaha. Those gross milkshakes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh, I was only a few years old when Get A Life was on. That explains why I don't know her.

Y'all are old.

 

[Chuckie]

Y'all are old.

Stfu bro!

 

[Funky Papa]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you gotta start working on your flirting game! Practice a bit with us and then maybe you'll be more equipped IRL, or better yet have someone pair you in the FakeGAF show!


also there's basically nothing about Seinfeld that looks appealing to me, which isn't to say that it's a bad show (because obviously it's well received by many people). In a show about a comedian I have to like that comedian, and I don't like Jerry Seinfeld or Julia Dreyfus, so I'll watch 30 Rock, Louie and The Jim Gaffigan Show instead.

What is this..."flirting"?

And I mean, I think Jerry Seinfeld's stand up is garbo but Seinfeld itself isn't anything like it. And what's wrong with Julia Louis Dreyfuss?

The supply and demand is out of balance, unless we changed the show from Big Brother to The Bachelorettes! Then maybe we could get something going ♥

Oh god this would kill my self esteem let's not do this D:

 

[Transhuman]

Do boobs feel like this?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I do remember this show tho. Even if I was only like 5 when it ended.

I deadass had this toy.

 

[Funky Papa]

I do remember this show tho. Even if I was only like 5 when it ended.

I deadass had this toy.

And what an end.

Most macabre, grim thing I've ever seen on TV, considering it was a kid's show.

 

[Chuckie]

I deadass had this toy.

Dayum. I would kill someone for that thing.

 

[Chuckie]

What is this..."flirting"?

Let me show you!


Yo Lili, you must be a Hitmonlee, because your body is kicking!

 

[Funky Papa]

Let me show you!


Yo Lili, you must be Hitmonlee, because your body is kicking!

This could have been my first Tinder interaction, tbh.

 

[Chuckie]

This could have been my first Tinder interaction, tbh.

Lol.

Right now I am imagining Lili swooning behind her laptop. So overwhelmed she cannot reply.

 

[Clydefrog]

I would 1000% never order this unless someone else is paying for it.

Raw salmon on top of eggs and asparagus...

the red quinoa though, i'd have to sneak through a straw

 

[EatChildren]

vegetarian lasagna with beer from satan's balls

a meal...for one

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Unrelated, but to follow on from this:

There's so much garbage in political debate, it sucks. You're not allowed any nuance in your opinions and if you don't agree with someone then they'll just insult you

I hate it

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1265793

For reference, when asked he said "That's in the NATO treaty" which you'd either have to be an idiot or being deliberately disingenuous to claim it means he wouldn't go to their aid.

No fucking nuance allowed. How dare someone suggest he'd put in as much effort as possible to avoid this hypothetical situation rather than just saying "YES FUCK THE RUSSIANS".

 

[Xiao Hu]

I feel deeply insulted for not being included in the cast. Not that I care, otherwise I wouldn't sit in my bath tub crying... 😭

 

[Transhuman]

a meal...for one

 

[You Know Nothing]

I feel deeply insulted for not being included in the cast. Not that I care, otherwise I wouldn't sit in my bath tub crying... 😭

It's cuz u suk.