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[You Know Nothing]

Read the "Found out you were gay" thread. Who the hell masturbates at 4 years old?!

Yeah, that post was pretty uh... yeah.

 

[Cuphead]

Why didn't anyone tell me the third Hawkeye trade was released?

 

[Funky Papa]

shyfox.jpg

 

[You Know Nothing]

That little shit.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Seriously?

Do you want this thread to get locked?

 

[Cuphead]

gross

that's funky

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dog jumps on lap. Nearly destroys testicles.

Send help.

 

[Funky Papa]

Seriously?

Do you want this thread to get locked?

I've seen pictures a thousand times worse at FakeGAF and other threads, but I guess I'll drop* that one.

*I'M SO INGENIOUS.

Spoiler

Don't ban me, tiddums.

 

[Turin]

Just about everyone here's gotten away with worse.

Dog jumps on lap. Nearly destroys testicles.

Send help.

Takes off hat out of respect for your testicles.

 

[The_Poet]

I've seen pictures a thousand time worse at FakeGAF and other threads, but I guess I'll drop* that one.

*I'M SO INGENIOUS.

Spoiler

Don't ban me, tiddums.

You just abandon your principles just like that?

I expected better from a man so distinguished.

 

[Josh with a J]

That little shit.

I'm good, just building my zombie fort for the big paintball event coming up soon. How are you jake the snake

 

[Cuphead]

I've never played real paintball, we just shot each other unprotected as kids.

That paint tastes horrible.

 

[The_Poet]

When I grow up I want to be a Planetary Protection Officer.

Thats a fucking cool job title.

 

[Duress]

Why didn't anyone tell me the third Hawkeye trade was released?

Because people don't want you to buy it. It's a secret club with fancy jackets.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm good, just building my zombie fort for the big paintball event coming up soon. How are you jake the snake

T-Swizzle's new album leaked. So I'm pretty content atm.

 

[Cuphead]

Loving this new Run the Jewels

 

[Josh with a J]

T-Swizzle's new album leaked. So I'm pretty content atm.

mmmm T-Swift. *__*

 

[MutFox]

... :|

 

[You Know Nothing]

The lights are off
He's takin' off his clothes

This is the most bluntly racy I've ever heard T-Swizzle get.

 

[Funky Papa]

TIL that staring into other people's eyes during intercourse is considered creepy.

Thanks, GAF.

 

[MutFox]

TIL that staring into other people's eyes during intercourse is considered creepy.

Thanks, GAF.

Saw that Manuel Ferrara post,
that's my style too...

 

[Cuphead]

$30 GCU Membership for 2 yrs WOW

Now I will buy every game ever.


Eye contact during sexy time varies greatly for me deepening on posish, the location, the other sexer.

-gets to Shake It Off-

-skips it because it will always be TRASH-

^

 

[You Know Nothing]

-gets to Shake It Off-

-skips it because it will always be TRASH-

 

[Risgroo]

Science has gone too far

 

[Windam]

So Calculus test was super easy!

BUT

Prof put so many fucking questions on it that I didn't have time to fully complete the test, even though I could have.

From A+ to like a B if I'm lucky.

Gg, Prof, gg.

 

[Turin]

Huh. That vampire Swift avatar sort of does things for me. First time for everything I guess.

 

[Cuphead]

Science has gone too far

It's pretty hard for a cup to make eye contact during sex

 

[Clydefrog]

TIL that staring into other people's eyes during intercourse is considered creepy.

Thanks, GAF.

alpacinostare.gif

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm just gonna skip most of the album and go straight to Clean because apparently it goes in

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm just gonna skip most of the album and go straight to Clean because apparently it goes in

Imogen's power.

 

[Risgroo]

So Calculus test was super easy!

BUT

Prof put so many fucking questions on it that I didn't have time to fully complete the test, even though I could have.

From A+ to like a B if I'm lucky.

Gg, Prof, gg.

I thought you were a time dragon? Step yo game up

It's pretty hard for a cup to make eye contact during sex

That just proves that cup on cup sex is evil.
"Thou shalt not lie with cupkind as with teapotkind: it is abomination." Mug 4:20

Spoiler

wut

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

RAIN CAAAAAAAAAAME POUUUUUUUURING DOWN

WHEN I WAS DROWNIN'

THAT'S WHEN I COULD FINALLY BREATHE







NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[You Know Nothing]

RAIN CAAAAAAAAAAME POUUUUUUUURING DOWN

WHEN I WAS DROWNIN'

THAT'S WHEN I COULD FINALLY BREATHE







NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo

I TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

:NEGMAN:

 

[zeemumu]

I was giving someone change and the person before them forgot something so I went over to give it to them before they left and got back and realized that the drawer was still open and now I'm losing my shit with paranoia that the lady that I was ringing up stole something. It didn't look like anything was touched but I'm still paranoid

 

[Cuphead]

Nobody comes close to my Poke game on Facebook.

Literally the only reason to use Facebook anymore

 

[Funky Papa]

I was giving someone change and the person before them forgot something so I went over to give it to them before they left and got back and realized that the drawer was still open and now I'm losing my shit with paranoia that the lady that I was ringing up stole something. It didn't look like anything was touched but I'm still paranoid

What's the worse that could happen to you if somebody took something from a drawer because you left it unattended? I'm not sure if I would punish the employee unless they clearly fucked up in some way or another.

 

[Josh with a J]

I make eye contact all the time *shrug* it depends lol

T-swift is killing it!

Hands are hurting from all this manual labor. I wasn't born for hard work. Why did I volunteer -_-

 

[zeemumu]

What's the worse that could happen to you if somebody took something from a drawer because you left it unattended? I'm not sure if I would punish the employee unless they clearly fucked up in some way or another.

The cash drawer on the register

 

[Funky Papa]

The cash drawer on the register

Still.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

:NEGMAN:

AND BY MORNING

GONE WAS ANY TRACE OF YOU

I THINK I AM FINALLY CLEAN

 

[You Know Nothing]

AND BY MORNING

GONE WAS ANY TRACE OF YOU

I THINK I AM FINALLY CLEAN

Get into to Style too tho.

It's Taylor's Partition. Or at least as close as she's going to come to it until her next album.

 

[Windam]

I thought you were a time dragon? Step yo game up

That part of me died with TrueGrime.

RIP. :'(

 

[zeemumu]

That part of me died with TrueGrime.

RIP. :'(

I did crappy on my call test due to a series of unfortunate events.

 

[MutFox]

That part of me died with TrueGrime.

RIP. :'(

I still miss him...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

 

[Funky Papa]

IRL Corpse Bride?

 

[You Know Nothing]

IRL Corpse Bride?

Em's gonna get Adam to ban you now.

There are three rules for FakeGAF.

1) Don't talk about FakeGAF
2) Don't insult J-Law
3) Don't even attempt to come for T-Swizz

 

[smokeandmirrors]

So Calculus test was super easy!

BUT

Prof put so many fucking questions on it that I didn't have time to fully complete the test, even though I could have.

From A+ to like a B if I'm lucky.

Gg, Prof, gg.

How many questions did you have?

Any Calc test I've ever had has been 5-8 questions max so the idea of having so many questions is baffling to me. Although unrelated, I had a class on Algorithms with a final that had 4 questions, but each one included a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, and i. lol. That was fun.

on second thought it may have been a class on computer graphics..

 

[Cuphead]

I cant remember the last time I took a math test.

What a medieval way to teach problem solving.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

IRL Corpse Bride?

She looks amazing so I'm not sure what you're trying to say?