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Nnnnnnnnnnnnawt me having Hot Pockets.
I refuse to eat any tho. Eating egg rolls now. #bless
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnawt me having Hot Pockets.
I refuse to eat any tho. Eating egg rolls now. #bless
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steven wright is the best
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when
I leave a house, I go out through the window.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five
minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He
caught every other fish.
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You
couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go
by.
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when
I leave a house, I go out through the window.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five
minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He
caught every other fish.
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You
couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go
by.
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Bye EM I hope you come back soon!!!!!!
Jakey and Cuppy O____O I missed you guys tonight while I was meeeeeeeeeeerkating before I got in real trouble lol >=)
Jakey and Cuppy O____O I missed you guys tonight while I was meeeeeeeeeeerkating before I got in real trouble lol >=)
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Funky Papa
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I'm sorry I scared Em out of this thread.
From now on all my posts and pictures will be neat and wholesome.
From now on all my posts and pictures will be neat and wholesome.
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That "Are you gay if you..." thread is too much for this early in the morning. I can't.
Funky Papa
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Did you know that there are studies that show that heterosexual men can get sexually aroused by the view of engorged penises?
Penile plethysmography also shows that homophobes actually display sizeable penile turgidity when viewing homosexual porn, unlike more tolerant heterosexual males.
More proof that the universe revolves around the D.
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The D is the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
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:negman:
Funky Papa
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And now I feel inadequate.
Thank you, Jake.
Thank you, Jake.
Funky Papa
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Talking about that, it's time for my coffee + sponge cake daily treat.
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Pffft, sponge cake.
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I'm now reminded of those carrot cake cupcakes I indulged in last week.
:NEGMAN:
[edit]: Countdown to ban.
:NEGMAN:
[edit]: Countdown to ban.
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Games for Windows Live is TRASH and I'm glad it's pretty much dead.
A damn mess that I have to enter a CD key and sign in to their terrible shit to play Dark Souls when the damn game is already DRM'd thanks to Steam. That full Steam migration can't happen soon enough.
[edit]:
What a qt~
A damn mess that I have to enter a CD key and sign in to their terrible shit to play Dark Souls when the damn game is already DRM'd thanks to Steam. That full Steam migration can't happen soon enough.
[edit]:
What a qt~
I've been having so much difficulty with dark souls. Fricken Anor Londo.
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I'm finally gonna start it today.
Hopefully, I'm actually able to beat it unlike Demon's Souls. ONE DAY.
Did you just call Kuvira a "wannabe anime character"?
You fool! A wannabe anime character could never stand against the might of a Dark Lord.
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Garbage, and not even hot one. I don't even know who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to push that shit into Bioshock and W40K. A pox on their house.
I actually had two days with Demon's Souls. 60 bucks warranted a retry.
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That dog has seen some shit.
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Say you'll remember me
Standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just in your
Wildest dreams
Wildest Dreams is just missing a mention of pale moonlight to be a Lana Del Rey song.
Taylana Del Rey tbh.
Standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just in your
Wildest dreams
Wildest Dreams is just missing a mention of pale moonlight to be a Lana Del Rey song.
Taylana Del Rey tbh.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
So this girl at uni came into my cross hairs a few weeks ago and it turns out she's really into S&M and basically wants a fuck buddy, using my charm and rigorous pestering she wants the D. She messaged me last night asking me if I was up but I was asleep..
I asked her this morning what she wanted and I got a one word reply of "cock."
Fuck my life if I'd not fallen asleep watching how to train your dragon 2 I would've been having some of the best sex of my life.
Why GAF. Just why.
I asked her this morning what she wanted and I got a one word reply of "cock."
Fuck my life if I'd not fallen asleep watching how to train your dragon 2 I would've been having some of the best sex of my life.
Why GAF. Just why.
Yes. Legend of Korra is the sequel to the American cartoon (styled as a Japanese anime) Avatar: The Last Airbender. His design and I'm guessing even his fighting style are "I wish I was Spike". WANNABE ANIME CHARACTER.
You can still smang!
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Can we double team her?
When I bought dark souls, games for Windowskept deleting my save and I gave up. I fixed it and started a serious attempt earlier this year. Every time a character gets stuck I make a new one and he gets a little bit further. The farthest I've gotten is to Anor Londo, but that dragonslayer and executioner fight...it's not fair. I'll give you a really useful tip, though. If you didn't start with a bow, buy one as soon as possible. When you get to the dragon on the bridge, go around the bottom portion and shoot the tip of its tail about 25 times with standard arrows or the equivalent with different arrows. You'll get a sweet sword that is really powerful but doesn't scale with levels.
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Yeah but I'm busy through the week and she's at a party tonight.
No Windham, no we cannot
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention she's my flatmates best mate and if he finds out I'm dead looool
Why not? Don't you wanna see me nekkid?
I did in fact get offers on OKC a while back saying "Just put a bag on your head. It'll feel great!"
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Truly, there is no thirstier creature than a gay man.
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Truly, there is no creature thirstier than a Windumb.
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