Well shit I think wonzo made Super YoYo sound better than I could've hope to do.
Dude's so frustrated he's trying to have a physical relation with his Hyper Dragon yoyo.
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I think this was in Korean, because I THINK this is set in Korea or something. I'm guessing because they said Korea. So we have a tale of 5 teenagers, the Bitch I look like Goku kid has breakfest with his mom and pops. How they fucking lived through her purple stew of death is something I've wondered.... for five minutes.
Apparently, we see some albino and Bitch I look like Goku's dad on the floor dead from his mother's cooking, presumably because the real dad found out about her affair, so she needed to get rid of the evidence... or stop them from giving their kids Giant Robot cars.
(by the way, like Toei, they hate the green dude of the show because it's the only one that isn't a dino.)
After testing out their cars, WHICH BY THE WAY THEY HAD A GROUP HENSHIN RIGHT OFF THE BAT! MECHNMALS DOES WHAT TOEI DOESN'T!, their dads acted like manchildren with their toy cars. Finally having a kickass robot animal car in stow, Bitch I look like Goku got the courage to call his mother's cooking shit and stole her credit card so that way they can eat real food and travel to the desert that is North Korea (I assume).
And then they just happened to run into time travelers who are basically them from the future. Only Bitch I look like Vegeta was amused.
What actually happens, I don't fucking know, this is my interpretation of what happens, no one knows why they gave them cars outside of pushing their merchandise.