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[IbizaPocholo]

Included in the season pass of Far Cry 6

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Cool. So, now we're at the point where 'DLC' is just recycled content from 10 years ago. The fucking laziness of this is mind boggling.

 

[ButchCat]

The only Far Cry that counts.

 

[ymoc]

So they decided they wanna top their map recycle bs with something even lazier, huh.

Didn't i read somewhere there's like 1000 people working on these games? Wtf are all these people doing, it sure aint quests or interesting characters...

 

[pauljeremiah]

Fuck yeah!

 

[Hendrick's]

How is classic edition different from playing the original which I can already do with added HDR on my Xbox?

 

[xrnzaaas]

I assume this is going to be a super low quality port like the main game. FC3 Classic Edition ran far from perfect on the PS4 and it had framedrops and occasional crashes (because the mess of the code was never fixed).

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Do not buy

 

[daveonezero]

That is lame. these console are more and more like PC's. they should hace PC like ability to take an old game and pump up the rez and frame.

 

[Physiognomonics]

This is shameful from Ubisoft. This is a PS3 game and should run at 120fps on those consoles, not 30fps.

 

[Hollowpoint5557]

Oh man how disapointing. I was looking forward to this so much. How could they disrespect this wonderful game in this way? Hopefully fan backlash will get them to fix this.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

So they decided they wanna top their map recycle bs with something even lazier, huh.

Didn't i read somewhere there's like 1000 people working on these games? Wtf are all these people doing, it sure aint quests or interesting characters...

This company credits the people who clean the shit that gets smeared on the bathroom stalls from the food made by the caterers. And then they go on to mention the cows who were butchered for the hamburgers in the special thanks. Ubisoft credits amount to like half of the game's runtime, even games like Odyssey which are already like 400 hours long. I'm convinced that by the time we're playing PS8 games, we'll be able to start Ubisoft credit sequences and some of the people whose names are listed at the beginning will actually die of old age before we get to the bottom of the list. Those PRODUCTION BABIES that are always listed will actually become adults and start working for Ubisoft.

Edit: If you were to put every word in a Ubisoft credits sequence back to back with no spaces, it would reach to the Andromeda galaxy, where it would enslave alien species and force them to begin working for Ubisoft. This game was made by a diverse team of various religious beliefs, genders, races, identities and species.

In 6,000 years, the remnants of humanity will scour the dust covered deserts of New York necropolis searching the wasteland for water and nourishment, and uncover a written transcript of Valhalla's credits. Mistaking this for the Book of Names, a new religion will be born. Eivor will be credited as God, and canonically will be female. This is our hubris.

 

[Ogbert]

Wait, what?

No 60fps on console?

Absolute fucking jokers.

 

[intbal]

Hey, Jason Ronald, it looks like you shut down the FPS Boost program too soon.
Go dig it back up.

 

[Klart]

Where is my native PS5 version, Ubi?

 

[MrTentakel]

Far Cry Blood Dragon is a loveletter to 80s action movies, it´s bonkers, it`s fun, great VA, funny trailers, amazing soundtrack, cheesy story, pure madness and the best open world game UBIsoft created. You ride a laser-shooting, talking Dinosaur!

And those greedy, lazy, despicable F*CKS deliver the worst port possible.

@Ubisoft: I HATE YOU!

 

[ymoc]

Damn that blurry ass image quality. Makes sense though, cause they smeared vazeline all over this so they can fuck you over more smoothly. And people say Ubisoft doesn't care about fans. Smh.

 

[MrTentakel]

I want to get kissed before I get fucked