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OH YEAH!!
 
I love fat people! Well, the jolly ones. Which is a small percentage, contrary to popular belief. I don't understand what fat people are so upset about.
 
Socreges said:
I love fat people! Well, the jolly ones. Which is a small percentage, contrary to popular belief. I don't understand what fat people are so upset about.
Agreed! They're so jolly and full of character :)
 
For the record I don't care about weight, you are still cool in my book. I know lots of big people.

I have a big book.

Also, a certain star of my avatars happens to be a big person. The messiah.
 
yeah, I went from 135 to 180 in only a year due to a poor work schedule ( you try sitting on your ass nine hours and have your last meal of the day land around 10PM) and no excercise. I've started to get rid of it though....i'm a cool 174 now.
 
I am losing my fatass :( It's that god damn exercising.

But I AM going out with a girl on Friday who has a delicious fat ass. Mmmmm.
 
What if you have no ass at all, like me?

Seriously though, I don't care if people are fat. If you're a cool person, you're a cool person.
 
But if youre a fat cool person youre probably gonna die sooner than later. Wouldnt ya wanna keep the cool people around?

Seriously, being fat isnt like wearing a certain kind of shirt. There NEEDS to be an effort to keep shit under control.
 
MrAngryFace said:
But if youre a fat cool person youre probably gonna die sooner than later. Wouldnt ya wanna keep the cool people around?

Seriously, being fat isnt like wearing a certain kind of shirt. There NEEDS to be an effort to keep shit under control.
Hey, right on. That's a good attitude, and I agree totally, even though I'm a lardass myself.

Unfortunately the tone in society has been to belittle fat people. It's pretty out of control, and uncalled for. Dealing with being overweight isn't easy. It's hard to do anything without feeling good about yourself at first, and it's hard to feel good about yourself when you're dumped by people constantly, in addition to trying to find clothes that are somewhat flattering (I seriously can't stand fucking "BIG DOGZ" shirts and whatever), being sore, ache-y, tired, etc, and all the pressure you put on yourself. I know I need to do something about my weight, calling me a "fat whale" isn't going to be a positive influence. Should we coddle people? No, I don't think so, not really in any situation-- people need to take responsibility for their actions. But I also don't think that finding it acceptable to rag on people who have a problem, which in most cases runs a lot deeper than "u eat 2 many cheezburgerz lol," is the answer either.

A friend sent me a link the other day to the Amazon site of a self-image book for overweight people. A way to feel good about yourself, to make positive changes, and to ultimately become healthier by way of feeling better about yourself. There was some review written by some asshole which said, basically, "hey, this book is a problem-- it's not okay to be overweight, go buy some workout videos you lardasses. People don't find you attractive because you're gross and have no self control." Holy shit. That sort of thing really gets my goat.

You know what? I'm usually pretty well-natured about my weight. I know I'm overweight. I know it's not healthy. And nine times out of ten, I'll crack jokes about you with it. But I don't need to be constantly lectured on how it's bad-- I don't like feeling the way I do. I need positive influences, not negative, if I'm going to fucking do anything about it, and constnatly belittling me isn't going to change anything, contrary to popular belief.

But whatever, it's not something that'll ever be fixed. What people find "attractive" is mostly a sham, and barely achievable. There's a difference from having a little bit of chubbiness (which I find extremely attractive on the ladies), and being fat. And the idea that that chubbiness is being fat is shoved down everyone's fucking throats day in and day out. Shit's gotta stop...

Woo, tangent. Where was I?

Oh yeah. HAY GUYS I'M A FATTY.

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"GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!" am i rite?!?!!?! LOLOLOLOL
 
Mr. Spinnington said:
omg this is out of control :lol :lol

No out of control would be "fat moped twins appreciation thread", "gluttony from se7en appreciation thread" or "remove roof to get out of house appreciation thread"
 
Whoa...

A search on Agustina turns up a bevy of different really hot girls named agustina with long brunette hair and hot asses.

But they're different girls!

I believe Agustina is latin for delectable ass.
 
Zaptruder said:
Whoa...

A search on Agustina turns up a bevy of different really hot girls named agustina with long brunette hair and hot asses.

But they're different girls!

I believe Agustina is latin for delectable ass.
Guys, he's right!
 
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