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[Denzar]

"I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight"

"Girl, you should sell hot dogs, 'cause you know how to make a weiner stand"

 

[Denzar]

Sorry, double post

Should make use of the opportunity though, so here's another one from pickup-line panda:

"Do you have pet insurance? 'Cause i'm gonna smash your pussy"

 

[Westlo]

*drops ice* "Now that the ice is broken wanna root?"

 

[Ken Masters]

This thread is delivering

 

[Casanova]

Got any Tums, baby?

Because my heart burns for you.

 

[Friggz]

girl, im 5'11...but lets talk about the 11.

im 6'3 so i cant use this pickup line ;(

 

[Kimawolf]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. I'm kimawolf.

 

[victreeb3l]

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Amazing

 

[cyberheater]

You're eyes must be spanners because every time I see you looking at me I can feel my nuts tighten up.

 

[braves01]

Girl, you a 9/10 and I'm the 1 you need.

 

[NYCrooner]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

You won this thread. Even my wife lol'd.

 

[reKon]

Subbed.

Exactly

 

[blame space]

I'm fat and I have depression

 

[LonelyGreyWolf]

Kiss me if I'm wrong but have we met??

Nice.

You've never had a girl tell you she wanted to rape you? It's kind of awesome. It started out as her making a joke about raping me, me threatening to rape her back, and eventually just turned into "rape-fight".

What?

Also I love how you're just like "what, it happens to everyone!". Nope nah no nah-uh it doesn't.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Good.

Regroup next week.

 

[professor_t]

"Can I buy you a drink . . . or should I just give you the money?"

 

[SquiddyCracker]

So what's your story?

...

:[

 

[JustHadToJoin]

Kiss me if I'm wrong but have we met??

haha

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

honestly I'm using this the next time a friend texts me that she's bored

 

[Slayer-33]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. I'm kimawolf.

lol

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

The flat screen mirror is genuis and will be used for something. But seriously what the hell is up with the "rape-fight"?

 

[XenodudeX]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled,......or fertilized?

 

[esterk]

"Do you have pet insurance? 'Cause i'm gonna smash your pussy"

the best

 

[captmorgan]

"I would call you an angel, but I actually hope your kinda slutty" -Works more than it should.

Go to a group of women and ask "Who has daddy issues and wants to do shots?" again works way more often than it has any right to.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

These will be golden during St Patrick's day - I'll be drunk enough to use them, and the girls will be too drunk to give me bitch face (or I'll be too drunk to notice lol)

 

[backflip10019]

My freshman high school baseball coach told me this one:

"Are you wearing a mirror?" She says "No, why?" "Because I can see me in your pants."

Thinking back, that dude was really creepy.

 

[lobdale]

My freshman high school baseball coach told me this one:

"Are you wearing a mirror?" She says "No, why?" "Because I can see me in your pants."

Thinking back, that dude was really creepy.

I only was aware of the "do you use Windex on your pants? Because I can see myself in them" variant.

 

[Kinyou]

My freshman high school baseball coach told me this one:

"Are you wearing a mirror?" She says "No, why?" "Because I can see me in your pants."

Thinking back, that dude was really creepy.

Pants party!

 

[Misterhbk]

Chloroform rag line was fucking good hahahaha

 

[Marky Mark]

I'm fat and I have depression

It's 2:25am and I lolled audibly.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

 

[gblues]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled,......or fertilized?

It's fried or fertilized. Sheesh.

 

[zma1013]

"Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

 

[KillerMike]

It's fried or fertilized. Sheesh.

Amen to that

 

[140.85]

There's some good stuff in here HAHA

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

What are you, about a size 14?

*bonk*

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Hello I have aspergers do you want to make love

 

[Nephtis]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. I'm kimawolf.

Came to post this. Leaving defeated!

 

[140.85]

Hello I have aspergers do you want to make love

Do you mean tourettes?

 

[mrmickfran]

"Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for."

 

[Kanyon]

My go to line had been, after the preliminary chit chat ground work is "What would you do if I kissed you?"

Hasn't failed me yet!

 

[Boston]

You must be from Ireland. Because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

 

[y2dvd]

"Do you work on a chicken farm?"

"Because you sure know how to raise a cock"

Haha my favorite thus far.

 

[Spira]

Damn girl, do you have no standards? Cause I'd love to take you out.

Courage with that Courage response

 

[Cow Mengde]

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

No idea where I heard that.

 

[JDSN]

Baby wheres you gynecologist? so I can go and lick his fingers.

 

[lmpaler]

So much win in this thread.

My personal favorite lately is

Hey girl

 

[kogasu]

There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?
No.There's 26 letters in the alphabet.
Oh yeah, I forgot u r a qt.

heh

 

[OldKentuckyShark]

The word of the night is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word.


Hello, would you be interested in some anonymous sex?


Are you here alone? .....good...........good.

 

[RightChandMan]

Baby are you from Iraq? cause you sure can Baghdad ass up!

 

[Arkos]

heh

I'm having to stop myself from using this one immediately

 

[Syph Medwes]

I'm fat and I have depression

"I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."