Pineapple
Votes: 15 10.7%
- Peter303, Susurrus, Sephimoth,
CrankyJay™
, Tams,
Doom85
, Halo is Back, Duellist, DetectiveBananas, Ikutachi, AnotherOne, Trunx8,1 Shtef,
T
tamago84
, Sushi_Combo
Puh-fucking-lease. I don’t judge all those people who put the blandest tasting sausage on their pizza which just makes pizza taste fucking terrible, it just murders the flavor, as long as they’re aren’t judging my pizza. The fact that people act smug towards people who like pineapple while un-ironically chowing down on that nasty, bland shit just shows how batshit insane humanity is.
And don’t get me wrong, obviously sausage by itself can be good. But I never have seen good sausage used on pizza. And even if it were, I don’t think it compliments the taste of a pizza at all.
Pineapple though, with ham, green peppers, red onions?
Also, people who have actually lived in Italy have told me no chef there worth their salt minds whatever topping(s) a customer wants on their pizza. They care about making the pizza taste as good as possible with what they were instructed to do. Those are the true pizza gods, not the close minded farts who are bitching about, “no, it’s not the pizza I like!!!”