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[Pristine_Condition]

AJ's ringside expressions are pretty great.

The best ever though was Allison Danger back in the day when she was Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels' valet.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Ryback is so gassed he can't even chant 3 words.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

No I knew he was boring from before. I still see he has his lame ass briefcase and bleached blonde vanilla gimmick though.

The bleached hair separates him from the pack. Remember when he dyed (or un-bleached) his hair brunette? Everyone said that he looked like a create-a-wrestler version of Evan Bourne.

He's actually pretty decent on the mic and great in the ring. He just isn't given much to work with; how far can you take a chicken-shit-heel gimmick that's been done thousands of times over?

 

[Spiderjericho]

I'm sorry. This man should not have the brief case. No one is going to take him seriously. He should've gotten teamed up with Dutch.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

"Starring David Otunga..."

That's rich.

 

[Ronin]

There is a dead animal on Halle Berry's head....

 

[Entropia]

This movie looks awful.

 

[Keyser Soze]

This woman needs a lawyer

 

[Officerrob]

The first of many shitty movie trailers/commercials that will be crammed into this show

 

[Dave Meltzer]

No, Cole. He isn't.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Zigglers whole stable is the cause of Cena booking. We need Cena in the main event even though hes not champion and he needs to get cheered. Make AJ fall in love with Cena everybody likes AJ right they can't boo her. Put him against Ziggler for the MITB briefcase. AJ has to turn heel shes the bad person in this storyline Cena can't be heel. Its not believable for Ziggler to beat Cena, give him a bodyguard. Put them all together we need to end this angle

 

[Ithil]

Hey they did the Shaun of the Dead "I don't see anything...oh wait they there are" shot, only seriously.

 

[Entropia]

CM Punk vs. Cena at... 8:35?

 

[trunbuns]

Ziggler needs to win some matches ffs. He's the heel kofi at the moment. Actually thats the only person he seems to beat these days.

Punk!

 

[Htown]

what the hell?

 

[TimeEffect]

This theme never gets old, but I sure do miss Killswitch

 

[Kyoufu]

WHY COMMERCIALS GAIAN WTFJKfwehlokfcewjofcef

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

"Blah blah blah RESPECT... blah blah blah tonight I will PROVE that I am the best in the world when I beat Cena. And then I'll go on to WM and take MY title back etc. etc. etc."

I miss July 2011 Punk, or at least SES Punk.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

WWE fans are so stupid:

WWE POLL WHO WOULD WIN A POWERLIFTING COMPETITION?
Big E Langston 22%
Ryback 78%

 

[TheNatural]

The bleached hair separates him from the pack. Remember when he dyed (or un-bleached) his hair brunette? Everyone said that he looked like a create-a-wrestler version of Evan Bourne.

He's actually pretty decent on the mic and great in the ring. He just isn't given much to work with; how far can you take a chicken-shit-heel gimmick that's been done thousands of times over?

He sounds like a surfer meathead on the mic to me. And almost all WWE matches these days are forgettable hit your TV spots and go home trash. But then again standards have probably been lowered a lot the last decade to remember what someone decent sounds like.

 

[Covfan]

What role does he actually play in the film? He wasn't in the trailer whatsoever.

 

[Beast Legacy]

CM Punk vs. Cena at... 8:35?

They've got to have something to keep recapping throughout the whole show. Prepare for HHH/Brock and this upcoming segment all night.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

http://youtu.be/vrm-g0LR_3Y

Punk needs to come out to this at WM.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

I don't think I saw Otunga once in that trailer. At least I saw Barrett.

 

[Kyoufu]

"Blah blah blah RESPECT... blah blah blah tonight I will PROVE that I am the best in the world when I beat Cena. And then I'll go on to WM and take MY title back etc. etc. etc."

I miss July 2011 Punk, or at least SES Punk.

SES Punk wouldn't fit into this angle at all.............

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

CM Punk vs. Cena at... 8:35?

If I had to guess, it's just gonna be a Punk promo.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

I don't think I saw Otunga once in that trailer. At least I saw Barrett.

In the full trailer, you get to experience approximately .1 seconds of David Otunga.

 

[somedevil]

He sounds like a surfer meathead on the mic to me. And almost all WWE matches these days are forgettable hit your TV spots and go home trash. But then again standards have probably been lowered a lot the last decade to remember what someone decent sounds like.

Why are back watching again then?

 

[SquashMatch]

Punk vs Cena already? Strong first hour!!

 

[Sanjuro]

They just showed that Amazon advert with the gay couple. Sickening. How can I watch my topless male wrestling sport now!?

 

[Ithil]

WWE fans are so stupid:

WWE POLL WHO WOULD WIN A POWERLIFTING COMPETITION?
Big E Langston 22%
Ryback 78%

Vote for the face, every time, no matter how illogical.

 

[truly101]

I lol'd at the Kindle commercial. I'd imagine a lot of NC wrasslin fans have question marks over their heads now.

 

[trunbuns]

If I had to guess, it's just gonna be a Punk promo.

Yeah cole said as much just before commercial I think.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

So they avoid giving Punk the jobber entrance by coming back from break to his entrance then cutting immediately to commercial again?

 

[TheNatural]

Why are back watching again then?

Same reason most are on this forum. I have nothing better to do. At least I'm not watching it every single week and bitching about it every single day.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

SES Punk wouldn't fit into this angle at all.............

I'm not saying stuff SES Punk into this angle. I just think that character was more entertaining than the current one.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

WWE fans are so stupid:

WWE POLL WHO WOULD WIN A POWERLIFTING COMPETITION?
Big E Langston 22%
Ryback 78%

Only because they don't let Big E lift anything significant on tv. Ryback spent months getting to lift 2 people at once.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Vote for the face, every time, no matter how illogical.

I guess the marks think, Ryback can deadlift more than 799lbs, but just hasn't done it in a competition, or something...or something.

:ravenMARKS.gif

 

[Dark Ninja]

So they avoid giving Punk the jobber entrance by coming back from break to his entrance then cutting immediately to commercial again?

Its still a jobber entrance because he's gonna be jobbing

 

[Sanjuro]

I lol'd at the Kindle commercial. I'd imagine a lot of NC wrasslin fans have question marks over their heads now.

HOW DID THEY LET HIM GETS A HUSBAND!?

He must have won Money in the Bank!

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

If I had to guess, it's just gonna be a Punk promo.

Nailed it again

... I'll stop now.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Only because they don't let Big E lift anything significant on tv. Ryback spent months getting to lift 2 people at once.

Yeah, as far as I know, all Big E can do is climb up the ring apron then fall off.

 

[Ithil]

I guess the marks think, Ryback can deadlift more than 799lbs, but just hasn't done it in a competition, or something...or something.

I guess Tensai weighs 800 pounds.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Punk's eyes aren't as baggy. Do you think he's wearing make up or something?

 

[Professor Beef]

Silly Punk. EVERY night is about The Rock.

 

[redmetal86]

Why doesn't Sin Cara ever point at the Wrestlemania sign?

 

[British Monsoon]

Why doesn't Sin Cara ever point at the Wrestlemania sigh?

He's too busy pointing at everything else.

Basically, when Sin Cara isn't wrestling, he's in the back, pointing at things.

 

[krae_man]

Aw crap, I missed Mr H's?

Hopefully they will replay it later during the show. Probably not though because they never replay stuff people have already seen!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

STFU jobber.

 

[trunbuns]

Setting up for taker here.