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[BlazinAm]

King should have been collecting his onion rings.

 

[Entropia]

WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING IT THAT?!

 

[Ozone]

So are these Tout fans just plants and fakes or big time marks?

Yes.

 

[Anth0ny]

cena promo

i'm gonna need more images of attractive females to get through this

 

[spindashing]

Goddammit spindashing.

Hahaha

 

[Keyser Soze]

TOUT IS BACK!

...and it badder than ever.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

You know crowd, you don't have to do the Smackdown hairdryer cheer. This is a live show.

 

[Ithil]

Cena in JJJJJEERGURUGUGUALALLALAWOOAHHHHHHH mode.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I loathe John Cena promos. They're literally commercials. There is NO personality in them whatsoever.

 

[Hightower]

Does Cena just not realize how shit he is on the mic?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'LL SCREAM TO SOUND SERIOUS!!!1ONE

 

[HarryDemeanor]

"Josh has a special guest with him!"

Oh boy I wonder who it---

It's Cena. =/

 

[FyreWulff]

Now on WWE Active...

Thanks Sonic!

I'm going to hell

 

[Host Samurai]

Uggggghhh

 

[trunbuns]

"Josh has a special guest with him!"

Oh boy I wonder who it---

It's Cena. =/

Oh joy

 

[Toki767]

Cena didn't ask for this match.

 

[tj hazuki]

Where did he go?

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Cena is trolling me.

 

[Ozone]

Next week I want Cena to break out into an Ultimate Warrior promo.

 

[truly101]

Shut the fuck up

Next week I want Cena to break out into an Ultimate Warrior promo.

THE CENA WILL UNLEASH DESTROCITY UPON THE METAL WINGED TOMB CARRYING CM PUNK TO THE PLACE WHERE THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE DID NOT RETURN!!!!!!!!GNGNGNAAAAARRRRRFFFFF!!!

 

[krae_man]

Yeah "Cena wins LOL" will sure silence the critics.

 

[Dark Ninja]

John Cena is back but hes been in the main event for the past 7 years

 

[British Monsoon]

John Cena doing his ringmaster shtick, hyping up the marks like the carny-ass fucker he is.

 

[Host Samurai]

Next week I want Cena to break out into an Ultimate Warrior promo.

He's not capable of anything that epic

 

[RkOwnage]

Lol Cena loves rubbing his "star" power in the hater's faces. As if he thinks because of how hes booked gives him the "one up" on us.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Are you fucking kidding me.

 

[Judderman]

Guys, it's over. Vine already won. You can stop promoting Tout.

 

[Ithil]

This bloody RAW, it's been a series of trailers with very short matches.

 

[Officerrob]

If Cena's time is now, who's time has it been the last eight years?

 

[Professor Beef]

Does Cena just not realize how shit he is on the mic?

He's making millions, so he probably doesn't care. Can't really blame him...even if it makes for awful television.

 

[redmetal86]

Real Steel get HYPE!

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

They made Real Steel an actual thing?


... cool, I guess?

 

[Ozone]

He's not capable of anything that epic

Some of the legends that show up will share their coke with him. Then he will be ready.

 

[Plywood]

 

[BlazinAm]

My joke was really that bad....

 

[jobber]

If Cena's time is now, who's time has it been the last eight years?

your time ending

 

[RellyRell28]

This God of war commercial is pretty powerful

 

[Dark Ninja]

If Cena's time is now, who's time has it been the last eight years?

Its on Hogan levels at this point but its Vince doing it instead

 

[trunbuns]

They are both multiple time champions. What about the time that they fought for the future of the wwe at money in the bank or the multiple times cena has actually main evented mania king.

Why are you so shit jerry?

 

[British Monsoon]

If Cena's time is now, who's time has it been the last eight years?

Cena's time IS now. Forever now. He is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. Of everything. It all revolves around Cena.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Thank you, Ply. 5 star post.

 

[jobber]

Brad MAD DUCKS is drunk on WWE Active

 

[Ozone]

Cena's time IS now. Forever now. He is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. Of everything. It all revolves around Cena.

Then.
Now.
Forever.

 

[Hightower]

cena promo

i'm gonna need more images of attractive females to get through this

There ya go.

 

[Keyser Soze]

We should all move on...

Audrey wont break my heart in the future.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Showster spanked dat ass. Damn..

 

[Dave Meltzer]

...

 

[Host Samurai]

Cena is much worse than Hogan ever was. Hogan had much more charasmia, better theme music and he lost matches. He's only had 5 or 6 title reigns. Cena has like 15 and wins every single match

 

[The Frankman]

I predict someone from anime-GAF will pop in here and one of us will get banned tonight.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

If WWE wants us to "get used to that face", I think most people will have a different response.

Changing the channel.