
What's Happ'nin' In The World O' Wrasslin':
- Alberto Del Rio won the Royal Rumble, but you-- you already knew that! On RAW, he chose to face world heavyweight champion Edge for the title at WrestleMania.
- Booker T and Diesel (AKA Kevin Nash) redebuted with the WWE at the Royal Rumble, and tore the fucking roof off.
- Rey Mysterio presumably turned heel by hitting Diesel with a 619.
- John Cena didn't even make it to the final four. That honour belonged to Barrett, Orton, Santino and, of course, Del Rio. Miz ran in and unceremoniously dumped him out.
- CM Punk interfered to cost Randy Orton the WWE title - presumably as an act of revenge for Orton costing Punk the heavyweight title years ago.
- Steve Austin is hosting a new season of Tough Enough.
- "They" might still be coming, but it probably won't be the Main Event Mafia. Nash and Booker are with the E now. Instead, it will apparently be
Fourtune
- Jerry Lawler will face The Miz for the WWE title at Elimination Chamber. Seriously.
- Cena, Orton, Punk, Morrison, Sheamus and, uh, R-Truth will compete in an Elimination Chamber match for the vacant Raw no. 1 contender spot.
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Mistico
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