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Female Giants vs Male Dwarfs

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
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Finally we can prove the historical accuracy of Lord of the Rings.




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Testo Crossfit Women vs Possessed Weightlifter Midgets!

What a way to end my Tuesday!!!

Next time get both with fighting experience. It would be awesome.

Ps. I dare someone to post this the purple forum.
 
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When the girl said you're going down. I'm sure there was a good joke there where the dwarf could have said no, you're going up (instead of down).

So are dwarfs nearly as strong as normal sized men ?
 
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Couple those blondes were good looking. Too bulked up for me, but if they became more pin up doll bodied than fitness buff, they'd probably be solid 9/10s.
 
I wished the dwarves got into proper battle costumes.

Just saw the battle at the end. It's win win for the guys :D
 
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When the girl said you're going down. I'm sure there was a good joke there where the dwarf could have said no, you're going up (instead of down).

So are dwarfs nearly as strong as normal sized men ?
Some types of dwarfism only really affect the length of the long bones, so musculature and the torso is not really any different. So with training, natural talent, and some PEDs they can be quite strong, accounting for their shorter levers. Others would have more significant spinal or pelvic issues that would limit their strength for sure.
 
This gives me the same type of satisfaction as those old Jerry Springer episodes where they would do the paternity tests and the guys would dance around and celebrate in front of the kids when they weren't the fathers.

Sometimes I just need some trashy tv.

Also props to the guys for winning despite being heavily disadvantaged by most of the event selections.
 
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