Would of been more funny if you said you had a better chance of double teaming ScarJo with Cliffy B dressed up like Joakim.
Nah man I am better off betting on a Marvel patch than that.
Also what I would want to see in a hypothetical Street Fighter Manager:
*You are a new team manager and your job is to train a group of 5 top players. That number can grow when your team wins more.
*You can make deals with Sponsors to help you send players to tournaments for low cost.
*You have limited resources/budgets for all your actions. Sending players abroad to compete would take up a lot of cash. Likewise having them compete in numerous weeklies can fatigue them for majors.
*Budgeting time spent is also crucial. You also have to balance between lab time training, casual sessions and tournament matches for your playerx..
*Team Morale is very important and you want players who get along with each other and you. You also want players who stay in decent shape, get good rest and eat well before matches.
*Tier lists and match up charts are posted every month and they change based on the meta game. You observe the meta game and make changes accordingly. You can advise players to practice new current top tiers or play what they are best at (grapplers, zoners). Game is updated annually so you can gamble by having one of your player specialize in a low tier character that people have low experience against and the character gets buffed in the next iteration.
*If you have players put enough time in the lab they can discover new tech. You have the option to share the tech or keep it secret. Keeping it secret would mean that someone might counter it later on so you may not have a chance to practice against the counter. Likewise if you spend enough time browsing new videos/tech and researching that will boost team knowledge greatly.
*Online play would also be a factor. You can advise your players to play online for more match up experience but if they play too much it might affect their offline play.
*You can have one player specialize in multiple games but it will affect his skill in all the games he play.
*You can organize high stakes MM if you are low on cash and about to go bankrupt. Go big or go home.
*Secret boss fight against VxG Elite IFC Yipes. If you beat him you get to take your team to the beach!