Filipino-GAF get in here!!!!!
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Jamesfrom818
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CherryWoodFuton
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Apparently since Manny Pacquiao became popular a lot of people don't wanna mess with me down here in Miami........I was at South Beach one time and some dude bumped into me real hard. I told him to watch where he was going and the dude is like "Where are you from?" and I was like "I'm filipino". The guy then said "My bad for bumping you. I don't want any trouble. I know yall filipinos can fight" lol
Hcoregamer00
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Quick said:
Seriously, what the heck?
It is easy to date an Asian girl, except one from your own race.
Cosmic Dreams
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Here!
I'm not born there, but my mom's side is from bohol.
I'm not born there, but my mom's side is from bohol.
XiaNaphryz
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I know plenty of Americanized Filipinos who married Filipino girls (including myself) - the girls are all Americanized too of course.Quick said:
Hcoregamer00
The 'H' stands for hentai.
XiaNaphryz said:How about lechon kawali?
Nom nom nom nom
I bought a bunch of them to eat for Anime Expo. It is fatty as heck, but when you walk an average of 25 miles a day you are good.
DJ_Lae
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My girlfriend is Filipino/Dutch.
We spend quite a bit of time with her mom's side of the family family in Vancouver - they're all from Manila.
And contrary to everything I've heard about Filipino cuisine, they can't cook worth shit. As a consequence every time someone mentions a Filipino dish I cringe in horror.
I mean, I can cook better adobo than they can - theirs basically tastes like vinegar and no seasoning. Their barbeque is embarassing, and their pancit is incredibly bland (they can't even cook puto properly). And those are the easy things.
Any tips for sites with good recipes? I'd ask them, but I know they don't follow recipes and it shows (their parents obviously didn't teach them anything).
We spend quite a bit of time with her mom's side of the family family in Vancouver - they're all from Manila.
And contrary to everything I've heard about Filipino cuisine, they can't cook worth shit. As a consequence every time someone mentions a Filipino dish I cringe in horror.
I mean, I can cook better adobo than they can - theirs basically tastes like vinegar and no seasoning. Their barbeque is embarassing, and their pancit is incredibly bland (they can't even cook puto properly). And those are the easy things.
Any tips for sites with good recipes? I'd ask them, but I know they don't follow recipes and it shows (their parents obviously didn't teach them anything).
Hcoregamer00 said:Seriously, what the heck?
It is easy to date an Asian girl, except one from your own race.
Not something I think about, though. I couldn't care less about what race a future girlfriend would be.
On that note, I had a really awkward conversation with this Filipino guy at the dentist's office a few months ago. It ended up with him basically saying "so, Filipino girls are the best right?" I flatly said "no". He looked at me funny.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Just being Filipino doesn't mean the family can cook. Terrible cooks are everywhere.DJ_Lae said:
That said, well done Filipino home cooking is AMAAAAAAAZINGLY good.
Hcoregamer00
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Just because I have grievances about having difficulty finding a girl from my ethnicity, I don't think that there is a "best" of anything.
There are cute girls from all ethnic backgrounds. Half filipino girls are pretty awesome
XiaNaphryz said:
Hell yeah dude, my mom makes the best Chicken Adobo and my auntie makes the best Filipino BBQ.
Jamesfrom818
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Great. Now I feel like eating some lumpia. Guess I'm going to the market tomorrow.
XiaNaphryz
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They're used to their style of cooking and see it as normal, so it shouldn't be a surprise. I'll bet if they had someone else's dishes they'd think it was off (i.e. too salty, or too strong a flavor, etc).DJ_Lae said:
Whenever my mom helps out to cook for a big party, she always makes extra lumpia that can be frozen and cooked later on whenever. I think we still have a couple dozen ready for frying from our last get together.Jamesfrom818 said:
Jamesfrom818
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XiaNaphryz said:
That's probably why you don't see as many Filipino restaurants as say Thai or Vietnamese.
Luixfern said:
And lack of our own writing system. Baybayin is dead.
XiaNaphryz
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Jollibee's longanisa is a joke - it's essentially a glorified hot dog.Jamesfrom818 said:
That said, one of the poker cardrooms just south of Daly City makes an awesome longsilog.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Phantast2k said:
1. Open MS Paint
2. Reduce lower border to get rid of black bar
3. Reverse image search
4. ???
5. Proffit!
Jamesfrom818
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DonMigs85 said:
I had a Taiwanese girlfriend and I fed her kare kare. I didn't tell her what the meat was until afterwards. She was shocked. I laughed.
XiaNaphryz
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No mention of sinigang?? Might have to turn in your badge for that.DonMigs85 said:
I wouldn't think oxtail is that big a deal for most asian cultures.Jamesfrom818 said:
parrotbeak
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Advance_Alarm
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good timing for the thread, my house is filled with post-menopausal filipino women doing karaoke. dont even know why someone would choose to sing feliz navidad if you are going to do it horribly
GamePnoy74
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Hi.
The only Filipino video you need to see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1CFYNUKhhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1CFYNUKhhs
drunkendonuts
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i was born in guam, close enough lol.
love almost all our food with the except of say, balut.
love almost all our food with the except of say, balut.
Filipino here born in Cavite, moved to Chicago when I was 8 years old. It's always funny when I talk to relatives in the Philippines and they act so surprised because I can still speak Tagalog.
Sinigang is my favorite dish! And I'll add dinuguan to the list too.
XiaNaphryz said:No mention of sinigang?? Might have to turn in your badge for that.
Sinigang is my favorite dish! And I'll add dinuguan to the list too.
SonicX_Zero
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Haii guyzz!!! Can speak Bisaya and Tagalog, btw I'm in CDO and here's my contribution:
Schmo Florez
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Not Filipino, but my last name is Zuniga. I hear that's a common Filipino name.
Pop On Arrival
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Wow a filipino thread not full of self-hate? Still living in the Manila, lol.
YouSchrutedit
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Kamusta guys!
<3 GAF
<3 GAF
CherryWoodFuton
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Saan ng mga pinays???? There's gotta be at least one or two pinay gaffers lurking......
Phantast2k said:Here's what a Filipino-German girl looks like:
(a friend of mine from)
(the black bar is to prevent reverse-seaching. Even though it's her "promo pic", I'd still feel weird disclosing her name)
(Obviously I reduced it from the original - this one gives the same results as the one with the black bar in most search engines. Just wanted to point out that the black bar isn't too effective.)
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