DMczaf said:WTF, theres a T-Rex/King Kong fight?
DMczaf said:Oh! I thought he was making a new King Kong movie. I didn't know it was a remake. As you can see I'm REALLY not up to date with this stuff.
No, Jason Alexander.Drozmight said:Is that jack black?!
whytemyke said:wow... at least he has crappy tv law drama B-star, as well as washed up female C-star, taking the lead in the movie.
Peter Jackson didn't make Cabin Fever, he merely endorsed it, which certainly doesn't say much about his taste.whytemyke said:jackson is long overdue for a stinker. Cabin Fever or whatever he made was pretty bad, but not the way this film will probably bomb. It's just that when jack black is your most recognizeable star... well, historically it hasn't bode well for the movie. except school of rock...
what are you talking about?
Although Cabin Fever was godawful and one of the worst movies of the past 5 years, it wasnt directed by Peter Jacksonwhytemyke said:jackson is long overdue for a stinker. Cabin Fever or whatever he made was pretty bad, but not the way this film will probably bomb. It's just that when jack black is your most recognizeable star... well, historically it hasn't bode well for the movie. except school of rock...
whytemyke said:jackson is long overdue for a stinker. Cabin Fever or whatever he made was pretty bad, but not the way this film will probably bomb. It's just that when jack black is your most recognizeable star... well, historically it hasn't bode well for the movie. except school of rock...
The Majestic stunk, but Carrey did serious roles with The Truman Show and Man On The Moon really well beforehand.Ned Flanders said:I sincerely hope Jack Black doesn't ruin the sense of believability for the film. Not to say that he'll perform badly, but it's just always awkward when a comedic talent takes a dramatic role (a la Jim Carrey in The Majestic or Steve Martin in Novocaine). Here's hoping for the best..
Angry? No. Shit, I thought The Two Towers and Return of the King were pretty weak.whytemyke said:Hahahaha, someone insults jackson and everyone gets angry? Hahaha. Well, I know his name was tied to Cabin Fever, and being that I saw it bombing horribly at rottentomatoes, and the few friends who saw it said it was godawful, I steered clear.
Hmm, Troy was wildly successful, if not quite so in the US but very much so overseas. Van Helsing and The Day After Tomorrow made out pretty damned well too all in all. Only Alexander is close to a bomb. Oh, wait, you mean "bomb" referring to critical acclaim? Riiiight... 'critics' will eat stuff like this right up. And then further, people are going to be upset if you don't like it? Get over yourself.Oh well, I guess you all will just have to choke on the fact that I think this film is going to bomb. After other crap that's been hyped-- Van Helsing, Troy, Alexander, Day after Tomorrow, etc-- I'll believe that this film is good when I either see it myself or go to RT and see that it's above an 80 percent.
Hahahahahahahahaha....whytemyke said:Hahahaha, someone insults jackson and everyone gets angry? Hahaha.
Yep. LotR comes immediately to mind. No one saw the film for vague recollections of Elijah Wood as the adorable Huck Finn or Sean Astin as 'that fat kid' from The Goonies.Ned Flanders said:Yeah, Kong himself is enough to get people in theaters, as will be the "it's the fucking guy who did LoTR" wind address. Kato Kaelin and Tawny Kitaen could be the leads and people would still pack the theaters just to see Kong bash in some dino skulls.
Drozmight said:oh, damn... he sure looks like JB. The leads aren't bad actors...
Edit: Jackson made Cabin Fever huh... lol. okaaaay.
Socreges said:Yep. LotR comes immediately to mind. No one saw the film for vague recollections of Elijah Wood as the adorable Huck Finn or Sean Astin as 'that fat kid' from The Goonies.
Socreges said:The Majestic stunk, but Carrey did serious roles with The Truman Show and Man On The Moon really well beforehand.
I have no idea how capable Jack Black is, but he's a good character actor, so he should be able to play a good straight man, just as long as he's directed to be such.
Dan said:Peter Jackson didn't make Cabin Fever, he merely endorsed it, which certainly doesn't say much about his taste.
Naomi Watts isn't recognizable? Adrian Brody, if only from his Oscar stunt?
Socreges said:Yep. LotR comes immediately to mind. No one saw the film for vague recollections of Elijah Wood as the adorable Huck Finn or Sean Astin as 'that fat kid' from The Goonies.
Big-boned? What?Drozmight said:Astin wasn't the fat kid in the goonies.
Socreges said:Big-boned? What?
Assumptions don't prove anything. I went into it with NO expectations as I saw it for free at an industry showing at the Edinburgh International Film Festival over a month before it opened in the US. I knew nothing about it, just that some of the people I was over there with thought it had sounded cool so I went along. I still thought it sucked in just about every respect.XS+ said:I must be the only guy who thought Cabin Fever was hilarious. It's campy gore in the vein of Evil Dead. If you went in expecting a straight horror flic, that's your problem.
I think it was more than you were talking out of your ass. Not to mention that no one was angry, besides ManaByte, who's always stewing in his panties.
Some people just don't take kindly to a newbie spouting off nonsensical shit and backing it up with factually incorrect arguments.
whytemyke said:Naomi Watts only receives critical success when she's copying someone else's work (Ringu) or riding other peoples coat tails (i <3 huckabees).
whytemyke said:Sorry Dan, but the fact that I'm a newbie really doesn't have anything to do with the fact that people who cream their pants this long before a movie are idiots who should probably be shot.
What!?
Naomi Watts is only acclaimed when in Japanese remakes or when alongside bigger stars? What the fuck? Yeah, sure buddy, whatever. All but two of her recent films have had fresh ratings at Rotten Tomatoes, and one of the rotten ones was a glorified cameo. And what does star power have to do with critical acclaim?whytemyke said:Sorry Dan, but the fact that I'm a newbie really doesn't have anything to do with the fact that people who cream their pants this long before a movie are idiots who should probably be shot. I was wrong about the actors, and I'll admit it, but like I've already said, it's not like this thing has a lot of drawing power (edit= star power). Naomi Watts only receives critical success when she's copying someone else's work (Ringu) or riding other peoples coat tails (i <3 huckabees). Adrian Brody won the Oscar for The Pianist, if I'm not mistaken, but we're talking a person with a single blip on the radar. Halle Berry won an Oscar, too.... does that mean you think she's a capable actress? Anyone who's seen Xmen will testify to the opposite. This leaves Jack Black, and while I love the guy to death, we have to be realistic. This guy has the biggest name draw in the movie (aside from Jackson, as someone mentioned), and he's not exactly talented enough for Watts to ride to success.
And again, this movie doesn't need superstars, so what the hell are you talking about? King Kong + the guy that did LOTR = huge box office and probable critical acclaim, whether deserved or not.whytemyke said:Yeah, she was in 21 Grams, but even still, the drawing power for that movie was Sean Penn and Benecio Del Toro. Sean Penn, primarily, as he was riding the heels of Mystic River, still.
Edit: And yes, she was really awesome in 21 Grams when I think about it, but an awesome performance does not a superstar make. You can't assume her talent will carry over into critical success for every movie (i.e. Cuba Gooding, Jr.)
Ned Flanders said:Yeah, Kong himself is enough to get people in theaters, as will be the "it's the fucking guy who did LoTR" wind address. Kato Kaelin and Tawny Kitaen could be the leads and people would still pack the theaters just to see Kong bash in some dino skulls.
Shinobi said:Yep...I doubt Rob Scheider, Robert Shaw or Richard Dreyfuss were what got people to see Jaws in record numbers either (though their performances were terrific). It was all about seeing a twenty five foot shark chewing on people like a wine gum.
Drozmight said:At any rate... I haven't seen a Peter Jackson movie I haven't liked, and I've seen them all (Meet the Feebles, Dead Alive, ect..). I'm sure he can take the original King King and make it completely awesome somehow. At that point, I won't even care what the reviewers think anyway.