It'd be cool if the whole film was shot in a square aspect ratio.
My husband was cocky like you once. Then I bought a jar of sauerkraut that not even Superman could have opened. To this day it remains in the pantry. Sealed tight.
A testament to his shame.
Seriously, we tried everything... I even handed it to other men. They all failed. It's like the Fort Knox of Kraut.
I imagine that one day a chosen one will appear who can finally break the seal.
So this movie is pretty much based on the same plot as the Reboot?
The tight seal is protecting you from the nastiness of the contents. That seal is a hero.My husband was cocky like you once. Then I bought a jar of sauerkraut that not even Superman could have opened. To this day it remains in the pantry. Sealed tight.
A testament to his shame.
Seriously, we tried everything... I even handed it to other men. They all failed. It's like the Fort Knox of Kraut.
I imagine that one day a chosen one will appear who can finally break the seal.
Looks like it, but where are her friends?
And yet the Uncharted movie can't even get into pre-pro.
Let me guess, all the blood and gore that characterized TR2013 will be absent here so it can make a PG-13 rating. It will be boring and soulless and sanitized. Prove me wrong, Hollywood.
I dont think that kind of abuse against a women is gonna play well in the media.
So is this gonna be a comedy adventure romp?
Or is Lara gonna be crying etc and snapping her arm back into its socket before breaking a few necks?
Let me guess, all the blood and gore that characterized TR2013 will be absent here so it can make a PG-13 rating. It will be boring and soulless and sanitized. Prove me wrong, Hollywood.
I dont think that kind of abuse against a women is gonna play well in the media.
If they were serious about this they would be aiming for an R rating.
Take this shit seriously. Don't do what AC did and just take all the lingo and things from the games, but then still treat it as if it was all fucking stupid.
If you take it seriously and make it a dark, cold, adventure/coming of age story with mystical elements it could work.
You mean focus on the part of the games that are almost universally hated?
Well, it's kind of a thing with Lara Croft.
I'm staying up for the trailer.
I mean I'm already up, so i'm saying that is the reason.
The games have sold huge amounts and are extremely popular.
Those aren't "universally hated" elements. It's stuff people on forums argue about
Me At 3pm: What kinda idiot is going to stay up until 12:50am for a trashy video game movie trailer
Me Now: Oh, I better get the IGN Livestream up for the trailer.
I hate my life.
If it makes you feel any better I was up at 4AM yesterday so Sony could announce a bunch of ports and some table scrap JRPG's.
Shit I still haven't finished the game because it got disturbing as hell in the death scenes
Its great. If not, I guess you can put me on blast in BOGAF.The one where Lara can get her head impaled on a tree branch during a rapid shoot sequence was excessive.
It looks like I am getting Rise of the Tomb Raider in this month's Humble Monthly, so I'll see if the sequel was as big an improvement as mainly say it is.
The one where Lara can get her head impaled on a tree branch during a rapid shoot sequence was excessive.
It looks like I am getting Rise of the Tomb Raider in this month's Humble Monthly, so I'll see if the sequel was as big an improvement as mainly say it is.
I would stay up for 72 hours and fight a bear if Marvel announced a Solo movie
I still maintain that the reboot series should've leaned more into the survival horror elements and atmosphere. I'll knock Rise for peddling back on that front.
How can she afford all those robots on a bicycle courier salary? Also I wonder if shes gonna have full sleeve tattoos and a Fixie.
Yeah, even in the Legends series that stuff was crazy.I always liked how the OG Tomb Raider games use to spring the supernatural shit on you out of nowhere. Wolves and bears 99% of the game, last boss is a fucking demon
I always liked how the OG Tomb Raider games use to spring the supernatural shit on you out of nowhere. Wolves and bears 99% of the game, last boss is a fucking demon
Yes! The sequel is good fun, too. I prefer it for the Egyptian setting alone.I bought the Tomb Raider collection the year before Rise came out. The only ones I've played is the isometric puzzle games. Lara Croft Go and Guardian of Light is legit
The one where Lara can get her head impaled on a tree branch during a rapid shoot sequence was excessive.
It looks like I am getting Rise of the Tomb Raider in this month's Humble Monthly, so I'll see if the sequel was as big an improvement as many say it is.
gonna be such a let down if it's exactly the same as that 60 second instagram thing. like what the hell
In many ways RotTR is one step forward and one step back. I actually liked TR2013 more than RotTR, because TR2013 was more like Uncharted in focusing on bombastic set pieces and combat.
It probably wont be good, either.It's so weird that trailers are events now.
In many ways RotTR is one step forward and one step back. I actually liked TR2013 more than RotTR, because TR2013 was more like Uncharted in focusing on bombastic set pieces and combat. RotTR was very unevenly paced with fewer set pieces and much less combat, but attempts at giving large areas to explore and optional tombs fell kind of flat and you were mostly bored wandering around the open areas looking for the next place to go in order to trigger the next plot event. Oddly enough, Uncharted 4 also tried to tone back the explosions and escaping imminent death from everything collapsing around you and it also had the same pacing problems that RotTR did compared to U1-3.