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Fitness |OT3| BroScience, Protein Dysentery, XXL Calf Implants, and Squat Rack Hogs

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This is unrelated, but I hate when people say lean muscle. There's no such thing as fat muscle, you're going to blow up overnight unless you got an IV of HGH going at all times, and you don't have to worry about getting too muscular, which is not the same as getting too fat on an overzealous bulk.

if you're referring to what I said then you didn't read it right. I said lean AND muscular not lean muscle
 

Mr.City

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The ideal body image of Gaf.
 

entremet

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Gaining tons of muscle is very, very hard. Lifting for 2 years has shown me that. It's funny how people feel lifting heavy for a year or so will turn them into a bulky weighlifter, especially a beginner.

Sadly, this fallacy has affected many women and the women's magazines promote the fallacy. Can't count the times I've seem women at my gym doing endless 2.5lb db curls with no end in sight.
 

Enco

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Gaining tons of muscle is very, very hard. Lifting for 2 years has shown me that. It's funny how people feel lifting heavy for a year or so will turn them into a bulky weighlifter, especially a beginner.

Sadly, this fallacy has affected many women and the women's magazines promote the fallacy. Can't count the times I've seem women at my gym doing endless 2.5lb db curls with no end in sight.
This.

The worst is seeing women use the stupid 'crotch' machines where you squeeze something between your legs.
 

Davidion

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Gaining tons of muscle is very, very hard. Lifting for 2 years has shown me that. It's funny how people feel lifting heavy for a year or so will turn them into a bulky weighlifter, especially a beginner.

Sadly, this fallacy has affected many women and the women's magazines promote the fallacy. Can't count the times I've seem women at my gym doing endless 2.5lb db curls with no end in sight.

Bingo. I get this from pretty much every one of my female friends whom I've recommended some weight lifting to. The myth is so pervasive at this point that to a lot of people it's considered common sense, which is sad.

Lots of guys do the feather light weights thing too. I see big guys around 6 ft and wider doing side bends with 12 lb weights...it's just strange to see.
 

Davidion

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I've never understood side bends at all at least at feather weights.

I've tried it with 95 lbs and while they're not necessarily easy to do, I wasn't feeling or seeing any physical response with them whatsoever. Figured there are better ways to work abs and moved on.
 
Gaining tons of muscle is very, very hard. Lifting for 2 years has shown me that. It's funny how people feel lifting heavy for a year or so will turn them into a bulky weighlifter, especially a beginner.

Sadly, this fallacy has affected many women and the women's magazines promote the fallacy. Can't count the times I've seem women at my gym doing endless 2.5lb db curls with no end in sight.

This. When I was younger I lifted for years, and I never looked like a movie star. I was strong, lean, athletic, but my diet wasn't as good to look ripped. Years later, about a two years ago I started lifting again. I'm no slouch at the gym, but it takes an enormous amount of dedication to stay in shape and eat right to look like a model. Some of the guys you see in movies and magazines are paid for months to look like that, with chefs cooking them lean foods, and the best athletic trainers building a perfect routine tailored to their exact needs. The rest of us have to work extra hard to look like that.
 

X-Frame

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I've tried it with 95 lbs and while they're not necessarily easy to do, I wasn't feeling or seeing any physical response with them whatsoever. Figured there are better ways to work abs and moved on.

Its just an awkward movement. When do humans ever side bend perfectly to the side and pick something up save for a briefcase or something (where a suitcase deadlift motion would be much safer).

I'd much rather resist side bending i.e. side planks and train that way. Doing 100 side bends, to me, is like 100 crunches. There's better and safer ways to core train rather than spinal flexion, forward or lateral.
 

kylej

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When I was in high school I was 6'2" 135lbs (skinny as shit) and I took weight training class and was able to bench 205lbs in the end (not bro bragging since its not much to some people but for 135lbs HS me it was) and I was still skinny and not manly shaped

You were nearing 2x bodyweight bench press after a weight training class in high school? If that's not an exaggeration you should start benching, your body seems to respond well to it.
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
Ah yes, please take up the squat rack so you can do shoulder presses with 5lbs on the bar while standing on a buso ball.

Dickface.
 
Look I didnt say I am opposed to lifting heavyer weights but it just seems like everyone wants to get super strong (which is fine) but for me it seems unessisary. I just want to look as good as I would feel is all. I just dont know if its certain exersices that make people "look" good or is it the amount of weight they push. When I was in high school I was 6'2" 135lbs (skinny as shit) and I took weight training class and was able to bench 205lbs in the end (not bro bragging since its not much to some people but for 135lbs HS me it was) and I was still skinny and not manly shaped

You didn't add any muscle while getting up to 205? Or we're you like at 5% bf?
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
I love working in an office with a bunch of active and fitness oriented people. One of my co-workers has a whole tub of Myoplex Whey Protein and let me have some with my chocolate milk.
 

X-Frame

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I am glad we never experience anything like that in this thread. Everyone is open to hearing what we have to say after they ask for advice. People that ask for such advice are thankfully smart enough not to argue back saying that we are wrong.

Well, there are a few that come in here like that which is understandable and to be expected since this is a gaming website primarily after all -- not IronAddicts.com.

I used to be all about helping people like the dude in that article but unless I can detect that they're truly serious and dedicated I just "Yup, yup" the person to death to end the conversation and move on. 95% of the time it's not worth the time at all to discuss health or nutrition with people.

Ladies in my office having these holiday weight loss challenges every year and they get on the scale once a week HOPING that they lost weight. Really just amazes me that most people leave it up to chance and that somehow, regardless of not changing their habits, they'll lose weight. Okay, maybe they go for a walk every couple days and do Zumba at nights.

Fuck it, next time I'm joining the contest and taking all their money. :)
 

rage1973

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I think I am going to give up on playing basketball for exercise.
It's just too damn hard on my knees at my age. I feel like it's just a ticking time bomb until I get injured on it.
 

abuC

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I think I am going to give up on playing basketball for exercise.
It's just too damn hard on my knees at my age. I feel like it's just a ticking time bomb until I get injured on it.



Basketball is the worst sport when it comes to getting older, the mind remembers all these things you used to be able to do but the body can't do them anymore. I look at the rim now and it seems so high, but when I was 21 I could almost get my elbow to the rim, now I still grab it but my brain sends the command "Explode off the floor" and the body responds with "LOL, yeah right".
 

rage1973

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Basketball is the worst sport when it comes to getting older, the mind remembers all these things you used to be able to do but the body can't do them anymore. I look at the rim now and it seems so high, but when I was 21 I could almost get my elbow to the rim, now I still grab it but my brain sends the command "Explode off the floor" and the body responds with "LOL, yeah right".
Exactly, I would be better off just roaming the outside and shooting jumpers all day but then my competitive side kicks in and I think I can easily take this guy to the hole.
 

abuC

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Exactly, I would be better off just roaming the outside and shooting jumpers all day but then my competitive side kicks in and I think I can easily take this guy to the hole.



You need to develop your "Old man game", basically shooting jumpers when they're open, and taking these skinny 18-24 year olds into the post. Im not going to beat people off the dribble at my current weight, but there are very few people on the court physically strong enough to stop me from posting them up even if they're taller. I used to like dunking on people, now I enjoy seeing snot shoot out of their nose when I put my shoulder into their chest, not as fancy but knowing they aren't strong enough to guard me is good enough for me now.

Live by the "Old man game" code....No blood, no foul.
 
You need to develop your "Old man game", basically shooting jumpers when they're open, and taking these skinny 18-24 year olds into the post. Im not going to beat people off the dribble at my current weight, but there are very few people on the court physically strong enough to stop me from posting them up even if they're taller. I used to like dunking on people, now I enjoy seeing snot shoot out of their nose when I put my shoulder into their chest, not as fancy but knowing they aren't strong enough to guard me is good enough for me now.

Live by the "Old man game" code....No blood, no foul.

That's me now except I never had an outside game. At 6'3, I was always one of the bigger guys so I played post. Now at 27, whenever I play pickup games, I still bang it down low. I know my role which play defense, get rebounds and just take up space in the post.
 

IceCold

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He was also on steroids :p but still the ratio is crazy.

Really I wouldn't have known. I guess that's because I have this mental image that steroid users = big gut and abnormally huge muscles. This guys seems to have pretty well proportionate muscles. Although his thighs are huge.
 

Cooter

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I'm moving up brothers and sisters (are there any females in here?). Managed to get 5 muscle ups today. Training is so much better when you set goals!
 

Bealost

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I'm moving up brothers and sisters (are there any females in here?). Managed to get 5 muscle ups today. Training is so much better when you set goals!

Impressive, I'll be looking forward to getting an entire one in at some point this year. It's damn hard when you weight almost 200 lbs.

Also, anyone have some good internet reading regarding health/fitness? Been out of work lately and have run my usual sources dry. Any good reads would be appreciated.
 

Cooter

Lacks the power of instantaneous movement
Impressive, I'll be looking forward to getting an entire one in at some point this year. It's damn hard when you weight almost 200 lbs.

Also, anyone have some good internet reading regarding health/fitness? Been out of work lately and have run my usual sources dry. Any good reads would be appreciated.

You'll get there. I'm around 185 in the morning but probably walking around at 190. What has really accelerated my progress is the pull up bar I bought for home.
 

Bealost

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My last weigh in I was 196.5 in the AM, I'm probably walking around at almost exactly 200. I've been doing 30 reps (not all at once) swapping between wide grip pull ups and weighted chins swapping between them every other day for awhile now. Seeing some progress in numbers, so hopefully I'm close.
 

Cooter

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My last weigh in I was 196.5 in the AM, I'm probably walking around at almost exactly 200. I've been doing 30 reps (not all at once) swapping between wide grip pull ups and weighted chins swapping between them every other day for awhile now. Seeing some progress in numbers, so hopefully I'm close.

Perfect. Not that I need to tell you this but focus on exploding up and try to go to your nipples.
 
Alright FitnessGAF, let's do this! I've been lifting for a year and a half and my deadlift hasn't gone past 245 lbs. And my squat is around the same range. I'm going to stop being a pussy and start adding 5 lbs each week doing the 5x5. Ok Bros now I'm PUMPED. YEAH. Friday can't come soon enough!
 

Cooter

Lacks the power of instantaneous movement
Alright FitnessGAF, let's do this! I've been lifting for a year and a half and my deadlift hasn't gone past 245 lbs. And my squat is around the same range. I'm going to stop being a pussy and start adding 5 lbs each week doing the 5x5. Ok Bros now I'm PUMPED. YEAH. Friday can't come soon enough!
Eat.......Lots
 
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