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[JimiNutz]

Just about to fly out for two weeks.
I hear there are plenty of nutjobs there so I should feel at home. Hoping to make some friends.

Where can I meet the very best nuts?

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

In my fruit of the looms.

 

[Tesseract]

enjoy your stay, devil's den is fun

everglades, daytona, gainsville / all good

if you wanna get nuts, go to indiantown

don't go to indiantown

 

[Serengrad]

Wear a hoodie and shorts and they won't know you're a foreigner.

 

[Tesseract]

Wear a hoodie and shorts and they won't know you're a foreigner.

don't forget flip flops

basically you'll want to dress like adam sandler to fit in

 

[Chiggs]

I’m there right now. In Clearwater.

 

[triplestation]

catch lizards and frogs in the backyard

sometimes snakes

zephyr hills drink some of that

then catch some more lizards bro

damn good times

 

[Super Mario]

Florida has some absolutely gorgeous places and some of the biggest shit holes. There is no in between.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

If you want the true Florida experience, go to a rural Walmart at about 3AM.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Good Luck out there.

I am hoping you write a new book telling us your Journeys entitled "JimiNutz roasting on a Florida Man Fire".

 

[Tesseract]

be careful and godspeed, i'm always strapped when visiting home for good reasons

(we have absolutely based shoot first ask questions later laws here, it's a wondrous statehood perk)

florida man is real, avoid the sewers

 

[888]

If you want the true Florida experience, go to a rural Walmart at about 3AM.

Or the Fletcher Walmart at night.

It’s not too bad. Just gotta watch some areas.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Or the Fletcher Walmart at night.

It’s not too bad. Just gotta watch some areas.

I wouldn't recommend someone take a stroll in Englewood to get a taste of Chicago.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Watch out for those Turbo Billies hiding out in the swamps. They’ll get ya worse than any gator or snake.

You got a purty mouth, boy

If you want the true Florida experience, go to a rural Walmart at about 3AM.

 

[DeepEnigma]

enjoy your stay, devil's den is fun

everglades, daytona, gainsville / all good

if you wanna get nuts, go to indiantown

don't go to indiantown

St. Augstine is neat this time of year too.

Make sure you stop off at Cassadaga on the way and mess with the cult.

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www.cassadaga.org

 

[Sub_Level]

In my fruit of the looms.

Are you saying there's a party in your pants and that we're all invited?

 

[crowbrow]

You know what they say "When in Rome...."

 

[#Phonepunk#]

get you some fresh FL orange juice. that stuff's the best.

 

[DeepEnigma]

You know what they say "When in Rome...."

What's this sicko's Ree handle?

 

[crowbrow]

What's this sicko's Ree handle?

Most likely a mod

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

Are you saying there's a party in your pants and that we're all invited?

Well, not everyone.

 

[Liberty4all]

I'm going to Florida too in a week... Miami specifically... But won't be there long, heading out on a couple of Caribbean cruises.

I love Florida though, such an escape from the icy north.

 

[TheContact]

Depending on where you go in Florida you don't see too many nutjobs. The weather is nice but it does rain often and sporadically.

 

[ROMhack]

Say hi to Florida Man for me

 

[#Phonepunk#]

as a resident of the neighboring state, i have a love/hate relationship with Florida. lots of memories driving down to visit the grandparents.

north Florida/Everglades area is pretty wild. tropical swamps and jungles full of crazy wildlife and stuff. real untamed land. it always make me think of the snake man in Ernest Saves Christmas.

 

[888]

I wouldn't recommend someone take a stroll in Englewood to get a taste of Chicago.

Seminole Heights recently had that serial killer. Now it’s considered the hot area in Tampa. Who knew.

 

[Richard Packer]

If you're not white don't go to Daytona. Actually, even if you are white don't go to Daytona.

 

[DetectiveBananas]

 

[Torrent of Pork]

If you plan on driving anywhere, remember that turn signals don't mean shit. We use them when we have no intention of thrning, and don't when we do.

 

[manfestival]

You are coming here to Florida? You better have bodyguards and body armor on at all times. Make sure to carry a gas mask because the air contains toxins in it too. I hear it drives people mad.

 

[Kagey K]

If you are in Tallahasse on a Friday or Saturday night and end up on #Live PD, make sure to give me a shoutout.

 

[DESTROYA]

The very best local nuts in Florida are...

• Chestnut. ...
• Pecan. ...
• Macadamia. ...
• Tropical Almond.... fuck all the others.

 

[Rentahamster]

Don't get eaten by alligators.

Or Florida Man.

Or Florida Man riding alligators.

It was nice knowing ya, Jim.

 

[neobiz]

Ah Florida

Come on vacation, leave on probation, return on violation

 

[JimiNutz]

Hello friends.
Sorry i've been slow to update. I arrived yesterday after a 10 hour flight (primarily spent gaming like any respectable Gaffer). Drove to the villa and crashed out. (I'm staying in Kissimmee by the way).

Driving after the 10 hour flight was a bit of a challenge, especially since it was night time and the roads were really busy but luckily I'm not as dumb as some fellow Brits who picked up their rental car just before me and then headed straight out into oncoming traffic (since we drive on the 'wrong' side of the road back home).

One of the suggestions in here was to head to a rural Walmart at 3am to see the wonderful local 'wildlife'. Well I wasn't quite that brave but I did wake up at 4am this morning and head to my local Walmart to stock up on nuts, steak, beer and other supplies (so far I've been reasonably impressed with the nuts on offer). I also picked up some Floridian OJ. Unfortunately I didn't encounter anything other than friendly staff so maybe I'll brave a sketchier Walmart on another day.

I may head back to Walmart again this evening to see the Black Friday madness. I'm guessing there's a good chance I'll get shot at there so hopefully I'll come back with some more interesting stories later. What are generally the best stores to pick up some gaming bargains and also observe some chaos?

Gonna spend the rest of the day drinking beer and eating nuts while I lounge in the hot tub (still feeling a bit tired). Might sample some delicious Chick-fil-A later (if it's open and I'm not too drunk to drive) as there's one a few mins away. I briefly made friends with a small lizard in the back yard but he ran away before I could take any nudes to share with you all. He'll be back I'm sure.

Also happy Thanksgiving all.

 

[Tesseract]

Hello friends.
Sorry i've been slow to update. I arrived yesterday after a 10 hour flight (primarily spent gaming like any respectable Gaffer). Drove to the villa and crashed out. (I'm staying in Kissimmee by the way).

Driving after the 10 hour flight was a bit of a challenge, especially since it was night time and the roads were really busy but luckily I'm not as dumb as some fellow Brits who picked up their rental car just before me and then headed straight out into oncoming traffic (since we drive on the 'wrong' side of the road back home).

One of the suggestions in here was to head to a rural Walmart at 3am to see the wonderful local 'wildlife'. Well I wasn't quite that brave but I did wake up at 4am this morning and head to my local Walmart to stock up on nuts, steak, beer and other supplies (so far I've been reasonably impressed with the nuts on offer). I also picked up some Floridian OJ. Unfortunately I didn't encounter anything other than friendly staff so maybe I'll brave a sketchier Walmart on another day.

I may head back to Walmart again this evening to see the Black Friday madness. I'm guessing there's a good chance I'll get shot at there so hopefully I'll come back with some more interesting stories later. What are generally the best stores to pick up some gaming bargains and also observe some chaos?

Gonna spend the rest of the day drinking beer and eating nuts while I lounge in the hot tub (still feeling a bit tired). Might sample some delicious Chick-fil-A later (if it's open and I'm not too drunk to drive) as there's one a few mins away. I briefly made friends with a small lizard in the back yard but he ran away before I could take any nudes to share with you all. He'll be back I'm sure.

Also happy Thanksgiving all.

1. get some of that chicken asap, it's absolutely delicious

2. eat the lizard and you will obtain our powers for a limited time (no more than 19 years)

3. godspeed dude, stay healthy and happy

 

[Kev Kev]

come to dirtona, we have race cars, lots of sand and meth

 

[GAMETA]

Alleged Florida man found dead after trying to suck his own dick. Are you OK, OP?

 

[Tesseract]

don't you dare eat that lizard

 

[JimiNutz]

1. get some of that chicken asap, it's absolutely delicious

2. eat the lizard and you will obtain our powers for a limited time (no more than 19 years)

3. godspeed dude, stay healthy and happy

The Chick-fil-A is gonna have to wait until tomorrow unfortunately as they're closed for Thanksgivings but I'll be there tomorrow at 6.30am after my morning swim for a chicken breakfast.

I've been playing Breath of the Wild recently so my first thought was to capture the lizard to do some cooking with but then I remembered that I don't currently have any monster parts so I'll need to go slay me some Floridian Bokoblins before cooking up the lizard into some kind of power giving elixir.

Same to you my man.

come to dirtona, we have race cars, lots of sand and meth

Hmmmmm a very tempting proposition. I do def wanna sample a little bit of Floridian meth and who doesn't like race cars and sand?

Alleged Florida man found dead after trying to suck his own dick. Are you OK, OP?

Fake news. I'm perfectly fine.
Backs feeling a bit fucked but I hear they sell decent pain pills out here anyway so I'll be trying for the self felatio again tomorrow as part of my daily yoga routine.

 

[Soltype]

come to dirtona, we have race cars, lots of sand and meth

If you're not white don't go to Daytona. Actually, even if you are white don't go to Daytona.

Lol, there's a ton of black people in daytona, Port Orange though, that's a different story.

 

[Tesseract]

The Chick-fil-A is gonna have to wait until tomorrow unfortunately as they're closed for Thanksgivings but I'll be there tomorrow at 6.30am after my morning swim for a chicken breakfast.

I've been playing Breath of the Wild recently so my first thought was to capture the lizard to do some cooking with but then I remembered that I don't currently have any monster parts so I'll need to go slay me some Floridian Bokoblins before cooking up the lizard into some kind of power giving elixir.

Same to you my man.



Hmmmmm a very tempting proposition. I do def wanna sample a little bit of Floridian meth and who doesn't like race cars and sand?

you monster, these things aren't yours to capture / slay / cook

 

[haxan7]

JimiNutz is too much of a badass for anyone in FL to mess with him.

 

[Tesseract]

JimiNutz is too much of a badass for anyone in FL to mess with him.

florida man doesn't give a fuck, trust me (i'm an expert)

jokes aside about lizards and goblins and elixers, enjoy kissimmee dude

the night life is absolutely wonderful and there's plenty of attractions if that's your thing

 

[DeepEnigma]

florida man doesn't give a fuck, trust me (i'm an expert)

jokes aside about lizards and goblins and elixers, enjoy kissimmee dude

the night life is absolutely wonderful and there's plenty of attractions if that's your thing

Just don’t drive too far north on OBT, unless you’re in for an adventure, then by all means, doooo!

Stick to the tourist areas of 192 no matter how cringe. Historic area is neat too, on the right side of the tracks, lol.

 

[haxan7]

florida man doesn't give a fuck, trust me (i'm an expert)

jokes aside about lizards and goblins and elixers, enjoy kissimmee dude

the night life is absolutely wonderful and there's plenty of attractions if that's your thing

I’ve never been there but I want to check YouTube now to see if there’s anything that can give me a good idea what it’s like

 

[Tesseract]

I’ve never been there but I want to check YouTube now to see if there’s anything that can give me a good idea what it’s like

top comment nails it 'florida is basically just a giant gta 5 online server.'

 

[DESTROYA]

top comment nails it 'florida is basically just a giant gta 5 online server.'

That’s just Donatello exploring after a night of pizza and fighting the Shredder.

 

[Tesseract]

That’s just Donatello exploring after a night of pizza and fighting the Shredder.

it's really more of a permanent mental state than anything else

forever trapped in the gutters, always searching for the light

and our fucking cat