Flying out to Florida, the land of fellow nutjobs, wish me luck

JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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Just about to fly out for two weeks.
I hear there are plenty of nutjobs there so I should feel at home. Hoping to make some friends.

Where can I meet the very best nuts?
 
enjoy your stay, devil's den is fun

everglades, daytona, gainsville / all good

if you wanna get nuts, go to indiantown

don't go to indiantown
 
be careful and godspeed, i'm always strapped when visiting home for good reasons

(we have absolutely based shoot first ask questions later laws here, it's a wondrous statehood perk)

florida man is real, avoid the sewers
 
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Tesseract said:
enjoy your stay, devil's den is fun

everglades, daytona, gainsville / all good

if you wanna get nuts, go to indiantown

don't go to indiantown
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St. Augstine is neat this time of year too.

Make sure you stop off at Cassadaga on the way and mess with the cult.

www.cassadaga.org

Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp

Discover the Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp in Cassadaga, Florida. Explore healing events, psychics, and mediums at the Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp.
www.cassadaga.org www.cassadaga.org
 
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I'm going to Florida too in a week... Miami specifically... But won't be there long, heading out on a couple of Caribbean cruises.

I love Florida though, such an escape from the icy north.
 
as a resident of the neighboring state, i have a love/hate relationship with Florida. lots of memories driving down to visit the grandparents.

north Florida/Everglades area is pretty wild. tropical swamps and jungles full of crazy wildlife and stuff. real untamed land. it always make me think of the snake man in Ernest Saves Christmas.

 
You are coming here to Florida? You better have bodyguards and body armor on at all times. Make sure to carry a gas mask because the air contains toxins in it too. I hear it drives people mad.
 
Hello friends.
Sorry i've been slow to update. I arrived yesterday after a 10 hour flight (primarily spent gaming like any respectable Gaffer). Drove to the villa and crashed out. (I'm staying in Kissimmee by the way).

Driving after the 10 hour flight was a bit of a challenge, especially since it was night time and the roads were really busy but luckily I'm not as dumb as some fellow Brits who picked up their rental car just before me and then headed straight out into oncoming traffic (since we drive on the 'wrong' side of the road back home).

One of the suggestions in here was to head to a rural Walmart at 3am to see the wonderful local 'wildlife'. Well I wasn't quite that brave but I did wake up at 4am this morning and head to my local Walmart to stock up on nuts, steak, beer and other supplies (so far I've been reasonably impressed with the nuts on offer). I also picked up some Floridian OJ. Unfortunately I didn't encounter anything other than friendly staff so maybe I'll brave a sketchier Walmart on another day.

I may head back to Walmart again this evening to see the Black Friday madness. I'm guessing there's a good chance I'll get shot at there so hopefully I'll come back with some more interesting stories later. What are generally the best stores to pick up some gaming bargains and also observe some chaos?

Gonna spend the rest of the day drinking beer and eating nuts while I lounge in the hot tub (still feeling a bit tired). Might sample some delicious Chick-fil-A later (if it's open and I'm not too drunk to drive) as there's one a few mins away. I briefly made friends with a small lizard in the back yard but he ran away before I could take any nudes to share with you all. He'll be back I'm sure.

Also happy Thanksgiving all.
 
JimiNutz said:
Hello friends.
Sorry i've been slow to update. I arrived yesterday after a 10 hour flight (primarily spent gaming like any respectable Gaffer). Drove to the villa and crashed out. (I'm staying in Kissimmee by the way).

Driving after the 10 hour flight was a bit of a challenge, especially since it was night time and the roads were really busy but luckily I'm not as dumb as some fellow Brits who picked up their rental car just before me and then headed straight out into oncoming traffic (since we drive on the 'wrong' side of the road back home).

One of the suggestions in here was to head to a rural Walmart at 3am to see the wonderful local 'wildlife'. Well I wasn't quite that brave but I did wake up at 4am this morning and head to my local Walmart to stock up on nuts, steak, beer and other supplies (so far I've been reasonably impressed with the nuts on offer). I also picked up some Floridian OJ. Unfortunately I didn't encounter anything other than friendly staff so maybe I'll brave a sketchier Walmart on another day.

I may head back to Walmart again this evening to see the Black Friday madness. I'm guessing there's a good chance I'll get shot at there so hopefully I'll come back with some more interesting stories later. What are generally the best stores to pick up some gaming bargains and also observe some chaos?

Gonna spend the rest of the day drinking beer and eating nuts while I lounge in the hot tub (still feeling a bit tired). Might sample some delicious Chick-fil-A later (if it's open and I'm not too drunk to drive) as there's one a few mins away. I briefly made friends with a small lizard in the back yard but he ran away before I could take any nudes to share with you all. He'll be back I'm sure.

Also happy Thanksgiving all.
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1. get some of that chicken asap, it's absolutely delicious

2. eat the lizard and you will obtain our powers for a limited time (no more than 19 years)

3. godspeed dude, stay healthy and happy
 
Tesseract said:
1. get some of that chicken asap, it's absolutely delicious

2. eat the lizard and you will obtain our powers for a limited time (no more than 19 years)

3. godspeed dude, stay healthy and happy
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The Chick-fil-A is gonna have to wait until tomorrow unfortunately as they're closed for Thanksgivings but I'll be there tomorrow at 6.30am after my morning swim for a chicken breakfast.

I've been playing Breath of the Wild recently so my first thought was to capture the lizard to do some cooking with but then I remembered that I don't currently have any monster parts so I'll need to go slay me some Floridian Bokoblins before cooking up the lizard into some kind of power giving elixir.

Same to you my man.

Kev Kev said:
come to dirtona, we have race cars, lots of sand and meth
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Hmmmmm a very tempting proposition. I do def wanna sample a little bit of Floridian meth and who doesn't like race cars and sand?

pork_gamete said:
Alleged Florida man found dead after trying to suck his own dick. Are you OK, OP?
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Fake news. I'm perfectly fine.
Backs feeling a bit fucked but I hear they sell decent pain pills out here anyway so I'll be trying for the self felatio again tomorrow as part of my daily yoga routine.
 
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JimiNutz said:
The Chick-fil-A is gonna have to wait until tomorrow unfortunately as they're closed for Thanksgivings but I'll be there tomorrow at 6.30am after my morning swim for a chicken breakfast.

I've been playing Breath of the Wild recently so my first thought was to capture the lizard to do some cooking with but then I remembered that I don't currently have any monster parts so I'll need to go slay me some Floridian Bokoblins before cooking up the lizard into some kind of power giving elixir.

Same to you my man.



Hmmmmm a very tempting proposition. I do def wanna sample a little bit of Floridian meth and who doesn't like race cars and sand?
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you monster, these things aren't yours to capture / slay / cook

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Tesseract said:
florida man doesn't give a fuck, trust me (i'm an expert)

jokes aside about lizards and goblins and elixers, enjoy kissimmee dude

the night life is absolutely wonderful and there's plenty of attractions if that's your thing
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Just don't drive too far north on OBT, unless you're in for an adventure, then by all means, doooo!

Stick to the tourist areas of 192 no matter how cringe. Historic area is neat too, on the right side of the tracks, lol.
 
Tesseract said:
florida man doesn't give a fuck, trust me (i'm an expert)

jokes aside about lizards and goblins and elixers, enjoy kissimmee dude

the night life is absolutely wonderful and there's plenty of attractions if that's your thing
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I've never been there but I want to check YouTube now to see if there's anything that can give me a good idea what it's like
 
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