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[GorillaJu]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/ClosedShyArthropods.webm

Could watch this over and over and over <3

 

[Coldnoodle]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/ClosedShyArthropods.webm

Could watch this over and over and over <3

Still better than anyone we have apart from Django.

 

[Salazar]

Mancini “We have to score goals and not concede them.”

Radical, democratising moments when the whole intellectual discourse of football cracks open and seems perfectly accessible from the most mean, the most humble, the most armchair-manacled position.

The Michael Cox in a wicker man moment is nigh.

 

[Arnie]

He only just turned 21.

How can someone born in July only just have turned anything ?

 

[Vivalaraza]

How can someone born in July only just have turned anything ?

Ushoptomism innit

 

[Yurt]

Yes. I was doing push-ups on my knuckles and she started doing squats with a bar about 4 feet infront of me.

After 20 push-ups i didn't really need my arms to hold me up, if you get me.

Oh my my &#128525;

ask her about the calories in nutella or something, its so easy to make up any bullshit to talk in the gym &#128522;

Play Valdes in defence tonight.

Also @Yurt, I don't tweet italian so ask her why her walls aren't covered in venn diagrams with Patrice being the focal point.

She tweets in English y0, like all hipster Italians.

 

[Salazar]

How can someone born in July only just have turned anything ?

Commentary (notably Pleat) has led me toward the impression that Harry Kane is fucking Galahad.

Jonjo is Mordred.

 

[Meier]

Good pun from Fulham:

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2015/february/03/pro-seko-maturing-with-age

 

[LTWheels]

Appoint re: Kane's wages is that look how much we are going to have to pay Coutinho and Sterling to keep them tied down to a long term contract.

 

[Yurt]

Radical, democratising moments when the whole intellectual discourse of football cracks open and seems perfectly accessible from the most mean, the most humble, the most armchair-manacled position.

The Michael Cox in a wicker man moment is nigh.

dr.sal r u dissing me or dissing mancio

pls respond

 

[scabro]

reputable and highly esteemed paper "The Mirror" is apparantly reporting that Chuba Akpom has signed a 3 year contract extension with Arsenal.

get bent Liverpool

 

[Salazar]

dissing mancio

obvs

 

[Vivalaraza]

Appoint re: Kane's wages is that look how much we are going to have to pay Coutinho and Sterling to keep them tied down to a long term contract.

Wages are a relative thing though. Liverpool have the capacity to pay a lot more. .

£35k/week is a good deal for Spurs but I don't imagine anyone at Spurs is earning what Sterling is rumoured to be renewing for.

 

[KidA Seven]

Lingard was doing well till the Swansea thugs came in and assassinated him

Nobody gives a shit about Lingard, not even Lingard does. If he makes it at United he will just be a squad player.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Oh my my &#128525;

ask her about the calories in nutella or something, its so easy to make up any bullshit to talk in the gym &#128522;



She tweets in English y0, like all hipster Italians.

Yeah...that's why I....tweet in English

Spoiler

(((((((((((((((((

 

[Bold One]

these young players shouldn't be getting too much too soon anyways, its what really pissed me off about the Shaw deal,

 

[CCS]

these young players shouldn't be getting too much too soon anyways, its what really pissed me off about the Shaw deal,

Truth that. Goes to their heads.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

these young players shouldn't be getting too much too soon anyways, its what really pissed me off about the Shaw deal,

I ain't gonna lie, I would be following the money.

#mercenary

 

[jts]

Lovely, that 488.

But it looks 458-based, i.e. a stop-gap before the next all-new model. What the F430 was to the 360.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Nobody gives a shit about Lingard, not even Lingard does. If he makes it at United he will just be a squad player.

Surprised he signed a new contract. Maybe we can get some decent money for him from Derby when they get promoted.

 

[LTWheels]

Apparently the hold up with Sterlings contract is that his agent is in the middle of leaving the management company he works for to set up his own company.

 

[Elchele]

I would like to know why Liverpool sold Shelvey?

 

[Rikkun]

An Italian actress, Valentina Lodovini

New Ferrari.

replaces the 458. I don't know what I want more, valentina or the car (((

That Lodovini pic makes me happy I'm single and sad I'm a short fuck
That Ferrari makes me sad cause I'm poor and because SEGA lost the Ferrari rights for Outrun games.

I tried having sex with a car once, it was exhausting.

That's the worst pun I've read today CCS.

Pls elaborate &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;

Best thing about my shit Juve is our hot fans, I can always count on that



KidA follow her on twitter she supports Juve & United and she's Italian

Pls give handle.
And KidA handle too, I don't think I'm following him and can't find him

 

[bud]

That Lodovini pic makes me happy I'm single and sad I'm a short fuck
That Ferrari makes me sad cause I'm poor and because SEGA lost the Ferrari rights for Outrun games.

That's the worst pun I've read today CCS.


Pls give handle.
And KidA handle too, I don't think I'm following him and can't find him

she's 5'7"

 

[scabro]

Apparently the hold up with Sterlings contract is that his agent is in the middle of leaving the management company he works for to set up his own company.

yes, surely that is the reason ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[LTWheels]

I would like to know why Liverpool sold Shelvey?

Because he is brain dead. Extremely talented but does not have the mental attributes.

 

[Rikkun]

she's 5'7"

I learned the hard way you have to be 15 to 20cm taller than her to have a clean shot.

Also I'm 5'6"

Thanks Bud.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

This seven year old who I teach has been taking HGH and he has shot right up.

 

[Rikkun]

This seven year old who I teach has been taking HGH and he has shot right up.

Has Barcelona already bought him?

 

[GorillaJu]

I would like to know why Liverpool sold Shelvey?

He seems like the type that could be an excellent midfielder at 27, 28 years old once he's matured and has calmed himself down, but he's too raw to play for Liverpool and too good to sit on the bench every week.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Has Barcelona already bought him?

Bayern have, they don't feel they will be a big enough club until they get investigated for kiddy fiddling.

 

[Rikkun]

Bayern have, they don't feel they will be a big enough club until they get investigated for kiddy fiddling.

 

[scabro]

sheeeeeit

 

[CCS]

Bayern have, they don't feel they will be a big enough club until they get investigated for kiddy fiddling.

Explains why England were so good in the 70s.

 

[Vivalaraza]

'Arry's resigned.

 

[Mastadon]

Redknapp has resigned from QPR

 

[CCS]

Strange time to do it.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Wow. They're down surely.

 

[Yurt]

I learned the hard way you have to be 15 to 20cm taller than her to have a clean shot.

Also I'm 5'6"

Thanks Bud.

That's not much of a difference

I'm short was NEVER a problem

 

[Hixx]

Noooooo

 

[Scum]

Lol 'Arry. Told a mate at work he'd run by the end of the month.

 

[dc89]

Redknapp Gone.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Redknapp Gone.

You definitely did this one on purpose.

 

[Tc91]

Harry Redknapp resigned.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Di Matteo has been sacked.

 

[Bumhead]

Chucked his toys out of the pram over deadline day, I bet. Was reportedly in the office all day yesterday and looked pissed off when Sky grabbed him last night.

Will be annoyed he can't spend another club into bankruptcy while bemoaning one of the most bloated and highly paid squads in football.

Joke of a man and has done an utterly shit job at QPR. Should never manage in the PL again.

 

[Yurt]

United are making a bid for Vidal

 

[Tc91]

Wow. They're down surely.

Yeah :lol they are fucked. I told Dan a few weeks ago it's a bet to put on.

Remaining home games: Saints, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle.

Put that with the fact they are ranked the worst away team in the league, yeah they are fucked.

Gonna be interesting to see how many players they lose.

 

[raven777]

Simon Peach @SimonPeach
Harry Redknapp has resigned at #QPR, citing knee replacement surgery as key to decision. Les Ferdinand and Chris Ramsey in temporary charge.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Yeah :lol they are fucked. I told Dan a few weeks ago it's a bet to put on.

Remaining home games: Saints, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle.

Put that with the fact they are ranked the worst away team in the league, yeah they are fucked.

Gonna be interesting to see how many players they lose.

They would have been down anyway but now I feel it's a certainty.