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[Linius]

 

[Messi]

OH MY GOD

his last four tweets

all to EASPORTSFIFA about ultimate team lmaooooooo

Has it really come to this. Are we really taking his tweets to get some sweet Andres content.

A true relic of what FootyGaf used to be

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Run himself into the ground

 

[Wilbur]

I'll think it'll be 2-2 and we'll be 11 points behind Arsenal by the end of the night. Sigh.

Hoping to see DDG; Raf, Vidic, Evans, Fabio; Nani, Fellaini, Giggs, Januzaj; Kagawa, Rooney (if RVP is unfit)

 

[bjaelke]

He's alive

As is Patrick Mortensen.

3-5-2 not working out that well for you.

 

[Freewheelin']

Anyone want to do a footy-gaf battle on BF4 later?

 

[Gareth Bale]

LMAO what server was this?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Anyone want to do a footy-gaf battle on BF4 later?

Absolutely

Start between 10pm and 10:30pm?

Gonna start streaming now if anyone wants to join/watch

 

[Wilbur]

Anyone want to do a footy-gaf battle on BF4 later?

shut up

I wanna play some clubs and some NBA again

Shooting people is scary

 

[Mr Cola]

Meh may aswell do them all

Arsenal 3-1 Hull
Liverpool 2-1 Norwich
Man Utd 1-1 Everton
Southampton 2-0 Aston Villa
Stoke 0-0 Cardiff
Sunderland 0-3 Chelsea
Swansea 1-2 Newcastle
Fulham 1-1 Tottenham
West Brom 1-3 Man City

 

[Wilbur]

Arsenal 2-0 Hull
Liverpool 4-0 Norwich
Man Utd 2-2 Everton
Southampton 2-1 Aston Villa
Stoke 1-1 Cardiff
Sunderland 0-2 Chelsea
Swansea 1-1 Newcastle
Fulham 0-1 Tottenham
West Brom 1-2 Man City

 

[Sleeplessnights]

- It was in the script.

I like those silly analogies. Especially 'six of one, half a dozen of the other'

Lets make a list of similar phrases

Six of one, half a dozen of the other
Down to the wire
At the end of the day
Back of the net
Put his foot through it
Last chance saloon
Backs to the wall
This wasn't in the script
Run himself into the ground
He felt that

"It's really hard for the refs to judge, the ball is moving so fast"

I'm glad they've stopped calling Rooney the golden boy, that was too much.

 

[Coldnoodle]

LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

LMAO what server was this?

Don't know, got it from the funny pics thread.

As is Patrick Mortensen.

3-5-2 not working out that well for you.

Based Jeppe Brandrup. He used to tour around with the Copenhagen ultras.

 

[3Sixty]

Bet365 gave me a free £5 bet tonight. Now i'm up to £100. 4/1, 5/1 and a 12/1 winner all at Kempton.

#Kingofkempton.

 

[Kassu]

Thing is, it sets a precedence. Sooner or later, the devs will design the game around the grind. All of a sudden it's 5+ hours to grind and get the credits needed for your Ford Escort RS Turbo.

To be honest, I don't think GT will ever be as fucked as Forza and I also think other publishers will try to sell microtransactions with or without GT6 anyway.

Just vote with your wallets and don't buy a game if you don't agree with how it handles microtransactions. Games designed around microtransactions are usually shit anyway, so you probably won't miss much if you decide not to buy them.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Don't know, got it from the funny pics thread.

Apparently it's not actually him. That's a shame

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/soldier/DICE-PatrickBach/stats/907545471/pc/

 

[Zabojnik]

Bet365 gave me a free £5 bet tonight. Now i'm up to £100. 4/1, 5/1 and a 12/1 winner all at Kempton.

#Kingofkempton.

Once you start betting on horses, you're lost. RIP, 3Sixty.

 

[Yurt]

can we at least all agree that his wife's body is bud-tastic?

Vidal's barber, Marco Di Napoli "Honestly, I'm not a big football fan, I watch Juve to concentrate on Vidal & to see where I can improve."

"Arturo is demanding with regards to precision: he keeps telling me to cut a bit here & little there etc."

"I don't think you can criticize Arturo's hairstyle since he says it makes him feel better on the field!"

"He used to come to my shop every Monday but now I join him at the hotel during team retreats."

"I'm not a mathematician but I believe that whenever he has a major hair-cut he scores."

"I don't know if Arturo would cut his hair, like Camoranesi did, if he reaches a major achievement."

"I designed the stars for the Scudetto win & I also have an idea for if the CL arrives, but it's a secret."

Alriiight, so he might be a little crazy, but I still love him <3

 

[Broder Salsa]

Apparently it's not actually him. That's a shame

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/soldier/DICE-PatrickBach/stats/907545471/pc/

Aww that makes it a lot less fun. No idea how you can see that there though.

 

[3Sixty]

Once you start betting on horses, you're lost. RIP, 3Sixty.

losing #winning

Im comfortably 'up' betting on horses. It's the football that kills me.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Aww that makes it a lot less fun. No idea how you can see that there though.

Look at his SPM. Unless Patrick Bach is a booster then it can't be him

I'm sure he's too busy adding more broken shit to play his game anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh8voPESN70

 

[Zabojnik]

can we at least all agree that his wife's body is bud-tastic

Vidal with the Spider-man tattoo, wife with the Batman top. #gusto

losing #winning

Im comfortably 'up' betting on horses. It's the football that kills me.

That's how they reel you in.

 

[Wilbur]

looks like me

 

[Sleeplessnights]

looks like me

The Rhodes bros

 

[Zabojnik]

looks like me

Someone should draw some jizz on his left eye. That's why he's keeping it closed.

 

[Fry]

Poor Dean.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That's obviously lloyd

 

[PrematureQuiche]

#YOLO

 

[Wilbur]

I told my mate that I've been compared to Tim Schafer yesterday and he almost cried he was so happy "oh my god i love tim schafer can we hug"

no

get off me

 

[Yurt]

Vidal with the Spider-man tattoo, wife with the Batman top. #gusto

Marvel fucking DC.

Perfect.

 

[Fergie]

Rafeal today pls.

I don't think Arsenal will lose to teams like Hull nowadays, gonna need that City or Chelsea. Looking like proper title-favourites.

I'm quite optimistic about United today, cause of Sleep. I'll believe in you, cause you believe in United Kip.

3 weeks until I get that PS4. &#128563;

 

[Yurt]

#YOLO

You could easily pull this one off

 

[Clydefrog]

That's obviously lloyd

Wilbur probably did weirder stuff as a kid alone in his bedroom

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbur probably did weirder stuff as a kid alone in his bedroom

I do three things in my bedroom:

1. sleep
2. watch netflix
3. jerk quietly

 

[Mr Cola]

#YOLO

That seems a big payout for picking the favourites in every match :O

But i suppose football is unpredictable

 

[Blablurn]

Leverkusen scored in the first minute.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Seriously guys, get BF4

Played 5 games of Rush without a problem. Nobody using voicechat whatsoever though

 

[Broder Salsa]

Seriously guys, get BF4

Played 5 games of Rush without a problem. Nobody using voicechat whatsoever though

Get battlefield

Play rush.

 

[Anderson]

#YOLO

Been awhile since the 'top six' all won, someone keeps fucking up, hope its not Arsenals time yet

 

[Linius]

I was wondering, if I were to put a fiver on some game will the betting firm pay out after the game or are there all sorts of weird rules attached to betting? I What's a good betting site anyways?

 

[Yurt]

best bit of a long heart warming interview with Borja Valero

&#8220;I feel appreciated in Italy and I appreciate them in return. I always say each person has to find their place in the world and, perhaps, this is where I feel I belong the most.&#8221;

SO happy for him.

And honestly, he's much better than [current] Cazorla IMO, I don't get why they never called him up.

edit: Well, a few minutes in a friendly two years ago..

 

[bud]

That's obviously lloyd

this reminds me of that time when i was about ten. i was playing either fifa '98 or gran turismo. can't remember. anyway, my brother was taking a shower. so all of a sudden i hear him shouting, "bud! bud! come over haha, i wanna show you something!" i'm like "no, i'm busy!" but he insisted.

so i ran towards the shower. when i arrived, he put his hands on the wall and did the helicopter with his peins.

it looked like this:

i had to split it up in three frames to accurately convey the motion. please understand.

oh, to be young again...


(mumei please understand that doesn't even look like a penis)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Get battlefield

Play rush.

Just getting back into the swing of things bruv

Having to go to a browser to change loadout is ridiculous, and discourages experimentation

 

[Milchmonster]

Leverkusen scored in the first minute.

Sack Hyypiä

 

[Mr Cola]

I should really get back on BF4 since it cost silly money, people need sniping.

 

[Wilbur]

this reminds me of that time when i was about ten. i was playing either fifa '98 or gran turismo. can't remember. anyway, my brother was taking a shower. so all of a sudden i hear him shouting, "bud! bud! come over haha, i wanna show you something!" i'm like "no, i'm busy!" but he insisted.

so i ran towards the shower. when i arrived, he put his hands on the wall and did the helicopter with his peins.

it looked like this:



i had to split it up in three frames to accurately convey the motion. please understand.

oh, to be young again...


(mumei please understand that doesn't even look like a penis)

you take me by surprise every single day :lol :lol :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Get battlefield

Play rush.

Domination is where it's at

 

[Broder Salsa]

I should really get back on BF4 since it cost silly money, people need sniping.

Me, Wes, Some other GAFer played a bit yesterday. We were all snipers.

Then bacon came in and had to ruin our pure sniper squad.

 

[kharma45]

I should really get back on BF4 since it cost silly money, people need sniping.

DO I've been playing with Wes a fair bit recently.