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[elseanio]

OMG OMFG OMGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Feorax]

Jesus fucking Christ Suarez!

 

[Arnie]

Oh my fucking god

 

[the better twin]

Everything breaks down when wellblack gets the ball.

 

[bjaelke]

3RD HATTRICK AGAINST NORWICH


LOOOOOOOL

 

[Labadal]

I have an erection.

 

[Splatt]

 

[Fergie]

Why does Suarez hate Norwhich? It's unhealthy.

 

[BlindCommunication]

Suarez' hat trick! I've already seen this match I swear...

 

[Portugeezer]

At least no one is defending him any more

#IwasRight

The future of England.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Because you're a clueless fanbaby.

He's going to get another hattrick isn't he.

All is forgiven my toothy angel.

.... I hope that your sex life is exciting.

It's his antix, without hoping for him to score goals all the time like you guys do I can't care much for him.

 

[kharma45]

Thank fuck Suarez is my FPL captain

 

[Milchmonster]

What's up with the Benteke? Still problems with his injury?

 

[Yurt]

LiverpoolGAF may require willy warmers after this half

 

[LTWheels]

Norwich will have a celebration the day he leaves Liverpool.

 

[elseanio]

Better than his Cup game Hattrick?

 

[ShogunX]

He's just really really fucking good.

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo you won't believe this but

Juve cross better than United

YUP

In theory, you mean? Because I have a hard time remembering out last proper cross. Seeing Arsenal's terzini rushing down the flank is making me depressed. That's how you create a crossing chance. Fucking 3-5-2. I hate it with a real passion.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dat Hazard

 

[Meier]

Unlucky. Nice, unselfish play by Dzeko to set up Aguero there. Tough angle.

 

[bjaelke]

LiverpoolGAF may require willy warmers after this half

I've no problem keeping my willy warm right now.

 

[Fergie]

I missed Rafeal.

 

[Blablurn]

hey, cunt.

 

[Plasma]

Hope Flamini gets Figueroa back for that.

 

[justjohn]

Hazzzzzzz

 

[Arnie]

It's his antix, without hoping for him to score goals all the time like you guys do I can't care much for him.

Oh you're one of those "I can't enjoy this fun game because of its DRM policy" kind of bores, aren't you.

Go fellate yourself over a slug.

 

[FootballFan]

Defending these days innit. Messi, Ibra, Ronaldo, Suarez, Lampard, Costa, Aguero. Scoring 60 goals is okay these days.

Back in 1970s players would struggle to break 20.

Suarez is amazing though.

 

[Sane_Man]

I'm DEAD. Suarez has killed me today. Best hatrick ever.

 

[ashecitism]

ran out of steam

should have scored while at top gear

 

[bone_and_sinew]

AGUERO!

STILL MORE GOALS ALONE THAN TOTTENHAM

 

[Zabojnik]

Liverpool 4 - 0 Norwich City

Bet on it.

*nods*

 

[LTWheels]

I think that his's 3rd goal was better than the 1st.

 

[the better twin]

Fellaini has been good so far tbh, mopping up everything.

 

[Yurt]

In theory, you mean? Because I have a hard time remembering out last proper cross. Seeing Arsenal's terzini rushing down the flank is making me depressed. That's how you create a crossing chance. Fucking 3-5-2. I hate it with a real passion.

Literally every cross is into the crotch of an Everton defender

I've no problem keeping my willy warm right now.

No doubt :lol

 

[justjohn]

So whats going on with Norwich and suarez? Why do they collectively shit their pants when they see him?

 

[Fergie]

Lukaku is a beast.


I want Barkley.

 

[Tc91]

Vidic looks so average vs Lukaku.

 

[Arnie]

So whats going on with Norwich and suarez? Why do they collectively shit their pants when they see him?

Trust me, this isn't Norwich being nervy.

 

[Milchmonster]

hey, cunt.

What's up?

Spoiler

Cunt.

 

[Anoesis]

Thank god for Suarez and Hazard cuz no one else on my FPL Team so far are doing nothing.

 

[Fergie]

Vidic looks so average vs Lukaku.

Getting manhandled. Big, powerful and fast.

 

[FootballFan]

So whats going on with Norwich and suarez? Why do they collectively shit their pants when they see him?

It's more Suarez beasting than Norwich shitting themselves.

 

[LTWheels]

Suarez is the first player in the PL to score 3 hatricks against the same club.

 

[KidA Seven]

Lukaku scares me guys.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Lukaku's only 20? He's going to be a monster when he polishes up his game.

 

[Plasma]

Bendtner has scored as many goals from open play in the PL as Soldado this season.

 

[Meier]

Zaba can't stop getting assists.

 

[Fergie]

Everton getting back in the game.




FUUUUK. Gonna rue these chances when Lukaku scores.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Oh you're one of those "I can't enjoy this fun game because of its DRM policy" kind of bores, aren't you.

Go fellate yourself over a slug.

Not at all, it's about the content not what surrounds it.

I'd enjoy the shit out Suarez if he didn't play in the PL. There's a bit of jealousy in it, seeing him in the top of the scorers sheet and how well he's doing while RVP has been invisible is fucking horrible.

 

[Linius]

Damn Rooney :/