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[rvy]

How the fuck does Japan keep qualifying for WCs. This shit blows me away.

 

[Elchele]

Rangers' Arnold Peralta to mark Ribéry in Honduras vs. France :looool

 

[Sviatoslav]

Russia play the last game of the first round of fixtures. That means I get to enjoy a whole bunch of games before watching our clank. Excellent.

 

[Batigol]

At least England don't have it as bad as Australia lol

 

[Salvadora]

URUGUAY - ENGLAND gonna be fuuuuuuuuuun

It really is.

Could be Suarez's swansong to English football.

 

[Sviatoslav]

How the fuck does Japan keep qualifying for WCs. This shit blows me away.

Name some better Asian teams...

 

[Fergie]

At least England don't have it as bad as Australia lol

What a great motivation booster lol. Holy shit indeed.

 

[bud]

japan play some proper football, rvy. they could be spanish or dutch if it hadn't been for playstation and nintendo.

my last sentence makes very little sense.

 

[marc^o^]

Argentina got the easiest group.

And if France finishes first they will face a team from this group, most likely avoiding Argentina

 

[Salsa]

we gon wreck

luisito querido

 

[Walshy]

How the fuck does Japan keep qualifying for WCs. This shit blows me away.

They play good football?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Come second in a piss easy group
Scrape through a piss easy qualifier with a 2 yards offside goal
Get the easiest group of all time

French fucks

 

[Batigol]

Evil Kagawa ‏@evilkagawa 3s
Which group Januzaj in?
Kagawa laugh, this sarcasm, he no have team.
HE INTERNATIONAL GYPSY!

:lol:

 

[Blablurn]

How the fuck does Japan keep qualifying for WCs. This shit blows me away.

 

[Milchmonster]

Dat Platini/Blatter influence

Made an easy way through for France and Switzerland.

 

[Freewheelin']

Suarez is going to racially abuse Sturridge and never play for Liverpool again

 

[Fry]

Suarez to win golden ball.

 

[bud]

Come second in a piss easy group
Scrape through a piss easy qualifier with a 2 yards offside goal
Get the easiest group of all time

French fucks

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Suarez is going to racially abuse Sturridge and never play for Liverpool again

I'd rather sell Sturridge in those circumstances

 

[Fergie]

Brazil going to get revenge.

 

[Madrugador]

Goddammit Chile, last world cup's champion and the runner-up D:

 

[marc^o^]

Come second in a piss easy group
Scrape through a piss easy qualifier with a 2 yards offside goal
Get the easiest group of all time

French fucks

You can only be second in a group with Spain.
2mn before the offside goal we were robbed a perfectly valid goal for an imaginary offside.

But yeah, this group is easy, we should make it.

 

[The Incarnation]

Belgian commentators really happy, pretty easy group with Algeria, Russia and South Korea. Should be 9 points and then Portugal as first opponent in the knockout stage.

South Korea are random as fuck. And Russia will be solid. And depending on the weather at the time Algeria could benefit also. Any team can win that group.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You can only be second in a group with Spain.
2mn before the offside goal we were robbed a perfectly valid goal for an imaginary offside.

Let me vent frère

 

[Walshy]

I still have no idea how Switzerland was in pot one.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The only way we have a slight chance is if we get Rooney playing like he does for Man Utd, rather than the single-minded poacher role he plays for England

 

[Lightning]

Netherlands and Italy not seeded and have been handed shit groups for it . BS FIFA rankings shafted us once again.

 

[Oxx]

Great draw.

Roy can keep it tight. 442. Park the bus.

 

[bjaelke]

The only way we have a slight chance is if we get Rooney playing like he does for Man Utd, rather than the single-minded poacher role he plays for England

He wont be able to cope with the humidity.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I still have no idea how Switzerland was in pot one.

 

[Milchmonster]

 

[90TilInfinity]

Kaka will complete his glorious return to win the Golden Ball. Suarez will get the Golden Boot (Costa Rica).

Giroud could even end up with the Silver/Bronze Boot with that group, lol.

Goddammit Chile, last world cup's champion and the runner-up D:

You're Chilean? I really think you'll get through that group.

 

[BlindCommunication]

Should be 9 points? Lol, Belgium will take the draw against Russia and be happy about it.

Lol don't get cocky now, I hope for you that Russia will manage to scrape through in 2nd place though, Germany vs Russia should be fun! Pundits here are calling fake Red Devils to finish behind Belgium. "Unpredictable" Russia might get out of their group this time though!

 

[Walshy]

The only way we have a slight chance is if we get Rooney playing like he does for Man Utd, rather than the single-minded poacher role he plays for England

We'd also need a lot of players to regain form. That means Hart being back to his City title winning form, Sturridge to produce how he has for us this season. The biggest problem for England would be the center back pairing, would seriously consider recalling Terry if he keeps up the form he has shown with Chelsea and with Cahill as his partner.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

 

[Timurid]

Giroud hat trick in every group stage match. Get fucked you hondurian whores

 

[LanceVance]

Fuck the haters Joey Barton and Michael Owen will lead us to glory and I will bathe in all of your salty tears

 

[Clydefrog]

Japan's going to do very well this world cup. Brazil is like Japan's second home

 

[Lightning]

RVP will see us through. Nothing to worry about!

 

[Salvadora]

Wilshere might regain his pre-injury form by next summer.

 

[Milchmonster]

I hope you're right.

I don't. Get Löw fired pls

 

[Gambit]

The Hummels pic is never getting old.

Let's see how Löw screws it up this time around

 

[Meier]

I am so bummed out.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

USA USA USA

 

[LTWheels]

I was reading that if we played one less friendly, we would have been a seeded team. Because we draw or loss the extra friendly we played, it knocked England out of being seeded for the World Cup.

Anyway just seen the groups. Looking forward to not getting pass the group stage.

Ruddy's dreams of being called up have been ruined now that we have Uruguay in our group.

Also not happy to have Italy, as I am part Italian. Don't like having my second nation in the same group.

 

[Can Crusher]

I guess we'll take it. Germany is bananas, but Ghana and USA should in theory be less of a challenge...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I am so bummed out.

There's always 2018

#groupofdeathbros



No Norwich players in the squad pls


lol@Jeff Green trying to mid-roll his way out of the path of the Moonlight Butterfly's beam attack

 

[L1NETT]

Saying that, aside from C F and H (which have some boring games) I think the groups should lead to some cracking games

Still got the rest of the club season though. Should be a good 2014 for the best sport in the world.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Lol don't get cocky now, I hope for you that Russia will manage to scrape through in 2nd place though, Germany vs Russia should be fun! Pundits here are calling fake Red Devils to finish behind Belgium. "Unpredictable" Russia might get out of their group this time though!

Saying we can draw against Belgium is getting cocky? LOL.

 

[sohois]

Are people legitimately annoyed with the draw for England? It is entirely irrelevant. Just say to yourself one more time "Hodgson is manager". England will never win anything with him, simple as.