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[Yurt]

What's the Cazorla

What does it do?

help me understand

 

[L1NETT]

This is an Um Bongo and Jaffa Cake display if ever I've seen one

I'm downgrading him to Vimto and Tunnock's Caramel.

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This is bloody hilarious. Arsenal look like someone has sapped all their power.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

everton are playing really well.

it's amazing how martinez got them to play proper football in just a few months.

And Moyes has made Man Utd even more clankirific than ever before. Pass to the winger. Back to the fullback. Back to the winger. Fellaini hides behind an opponent. Cross. Clearance. Ad infinitum.

 

[bud]

The myth that Everton were just a long ball team under Moyes annoyed me even when he wasn't our manager. They were perfectly capable of playing good football beforehand, and did so often.

they've never really played like they are nowadays, though.

 

[Salvadora]

This is bloody hilarious. Arsenal look like someone has sapped all their power.

We've been poisoned again.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Wait, you're drawing the opponents of the FA cup during a match? That's a bit weird.

to be fair, it's an Arsenal match.

and Ozil showing why Madrid got rid of him.

 

[Slizz]

Blackburn away



please hitcher WE LOST AT HOME TO FUCKING NEWCASTLE



I like getting smaller clubs early on because it gives them a good game against huge opposition, and it means we can play more second string. Getting City and Liverpool in two consecutive games away just fucked us a tad.

Should still be able to field a team capable of winning even with PL, CL and CoC games in between.

Liverpool had Kuyt come out of hiding for 1 game and beat us. I can't remember the City game but I feel that was a winnable one too.

 

[Wilbur]

they've never really played like they are nowadays, though.

Yeah I agree with that, they're playing better than they did under Moyes no doubt... but I think Moyes got a bit too much flak for the way Everton played. Thought they were one of the best footballing sides last season, might not all be lovely possession but they played fast energetic football often.

 

[Kyoufu]

Everton are going to win the title.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Was that Edgar Davids next to Henry?

 

[Salvadora]

I regret missing Lambda.

Justjohn-esque.

 

[Plasma]

Was that Edgar Davids next to Henry?

Yep.

 

[Wilbur]

Should still be able to field a team capable of winning even with PL, CL and CoC games in between.

Liverpool had Kuyt come out of hiding for 1 game and beat us. I can't remember the City game but I feel that was a winnable one too.

3-2 at the Etihad, Scholes coming out of retirement. It's not that I don't think we can win them, I'm not moaning because its too hard. I just like to see us get Crawley or Burton because it seems like a big day out for them (not to sound patronising), and we get to see some youngsters.

 

[ashecitism]

knew this would be tough, but this is awful

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm downgrading him to Vimto and Tunnock's Caramel.

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This is bloody hilarious. Arsenal look like someone has sapped all their power.

This is true Lidl orange juice and Tesco Value Rich Tea

Meanwhile, Suarez is Irn Bru and Chocolate Hobnobs

 

[Linius]

Everton are going to win the title.

No, Newcastle!

 

[L1NETT]

Lukaku vs Cazorla is like Lenny and George from Of Mice and Men.

 

[Fergie]

Arsenal looking muted.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I regret missing Lambda.

Justjohn-esque.

justjohn is top poster. t'rrific lad.

 

[Wilbur]

Fellaini is a wafer and fucking evaporated lukewarm tea

 

[Broder Salsa]

Please score already Oviedo.

 

[Barzul]

Off the run goal incoming.

 

[bud]

pires' woman can get it.

 

[Linius]

pires' woman can get it.

I was waiting for this :lol

 

[Kikarian]

Barkley is class. We should've got him instead of Fellaini.

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

We need Flamini to get us stable and walcott to bring the pace on the break.

 

[Plasma]

Please don't let Ramsey be injured ...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ramsey pretending to be injured because he knows he's been shit and wants to come off

 

[Batigol]

pires' woman can get it.

Would rather have Pires tbh

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

pires' woman can get it.

Bobby would get it.

 

[L1NETT]

Fellaini is a wafer and fucking evaporated lukewarm tea

Cleverley is Frosty Jacks and crumbled water biscuit.

I'll stop this now.

 

[phaze]

Pires <3 <3 <3

At least Everton failed to capitalize on their advantage so far.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'm hoping for a tie.

 

[Slizz]

3-2 at the Etihad, Scholes coming out of retirement. It's not that I don't think we can win them, I'm not moaning because its too hard. I just like to see us get Crawley or Burton because it seems like a big day out for them (not to sound patronising), and we get to see some youngsters.

I get you but still. At this point I'd be worried of getting embarrassed and having more headlines of some scrub ass team beating United to advance to the next round.

 

[Wilbur]

Barkley is the best young English player I've seen for ages. Consistently as well. Wilshere bumming a semi comatose Xavi and Iniesta into oblivion doesn't count anymore.

 

[bud]

i wouldn't say everton are dominating, but they are in complete control of the game.

arsenal's defence looks solid at least.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lovely ball by Pienaar

 

[Lambda Pie]

cunt Pires, only his spanish half played for Arsenal, the portuguese one did it in disgust.

 

[Wilbur]

If Pires has one Spanish half and one Portuguese half, how did he play for France

I get you but still. At this point I'd be worried of getting embarrassed and having more headlines of some scrub ass team beating United to advance to the next round.

I'll just laugh if that happens :lol. What the fuck else can we do #MoyesBoy4Life

 

[L1NETT]

Oh get up you Stevenage Chav. Mug.

 

[GQman2121]

The top headline on the BBCs football page is.....

Headlines

Gervinho inspires Roma to victory

That just sounds weird.

 

[Salvadora]

Barkley is the best young English player I've seen for ages. Consistently as well. Wilshere bumming a semi comatose Xavi and Iniesta into oblivion doesn't count anymore.

You've turned Moyesian.

Defending Gareth Barry, attacking fixtures and hyping Barkley.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

cunt Pires, only his spanish half played for Arsenal, the portuguese one did it in disgust.

He was the best player in the world back in 01-02, before the injury against Newcastle cost him the world cup

 

[Linius]

Lovely ball by Pienaar

It's what former Ajax players do, giving lovely balls. You should know that by now.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Victor Moses is Dandelion & Burdock. Alright for a second or two, utter shite afterwards

 

[Lambda Pie]

If Pires has one Spanish half and one Portuguese half, how did he play for France

he was born there, which makes him a 66% despicable human being.

 

[Wilbur]

Since the 2006-7 season 78% of Manchester United's round 3-6 fixtures have been vs. PL clubs compared with 27% for Man City and 20% Chelsea.

FUCKING FIX

You've turned Moyesian.

Defending Gareth Barry, attacking fixtures and hyping Barkley.

You know it vexes me to praise Barry considering he actively wanted to join Liverpool and actively fucking did join City, but he's been absolutely fantastic this season.

 

[bud]

koscielny's magnificent. when will you haters understand.

ramsey's been horrible so far.

 

[Feorax]

Victor Moses is Dandelion & Burdock. Alright for a second or two, utter shite afterwards

The second or two being until just after his goal at Swansea I assume?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

FUCKING FIX



You know it vexes me to praise Barry considering he actively wanted to join Liverpool and actively fucking did join City, but he's been absolutely fantastic this season.

He didn't want to join us that much, the tit.

@Feorax, precisely