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[Facism]

Eboue dives waaaaaaaay too much

How many times did he dive clutching his face so far? Over two games?

19 times.

lol this commentator. You can hear him breathing through his mouth.

 

[Zabojnik]

Lol, this is absurd. Come the fuck on.

 

[Fergie]

This is horrible.

 

[Zabojnik]

Dem invisible walls on the pitch.

 

[Yurt]

CAN WE LEAVE BONUCCI IN TURKEY?

 

[operon]

To0 unfair, should play it in a place where there are enough people off work to watch it and are have been without CL football for a while

Spoiler

Anfield

What? Seriously?

can you hear the sound of crickets after that "joke"

 

[Facism]

Dem invisible walls on the pitch.

modern first person shooter design in my football games?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

can you hear the sound of crickets after that "joke"

Nope, just liverpool fans.

 

[phaze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z08Q-z9RN0o

The Moyes effect.

 

[Yurt]

Llorene 0% passing accuracy

Are we sure he's Spanish

Or born in Spain

 

[The_Hitcher89]

modern first person shooter design in my football games?

Shit animation and physics, sounds about right

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

So this is now the Sneijder-Pogba game.

 

[Facism]

the only good thing mancini has done at galatasaray?

Got Selcuk Inan to play forward passes.

 

[Kassu]

modern first person shooter design in my football games?

This is more like Mario Party.

 

[Mr Cola]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z08Q-z9RN0o

The Moyes effect.

We must all be strong

*hides chelsea kit*

 

[Scum]

Long shots. Do it, Pogba.

 

[bud]

Stephan Lichtsteiner (born 16 January 1984) is a Swiss footballer, currently playing for Italian club Juventus and the Switzerland national team. An attacking right back, he is known for his energetic runs down the right wing and athleticism, which earned him the nicknames "Forrest Gump" and "The Swiss Express".[1]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What a save

 

[Zabojnik]

Buffon. Greatest goalkeeper of all times.

 

[bud]

juve almost ripped in pieces there.

 

[Milchmonster]

This is fucking ridiculous. What the fuck UEFA?

 

[Fergie]

Juve pls.

 

[Zabojnik]

My TV channel is dying. As if this wasn't stressful enough.

 

[Dark Rider]

my popcorn is ready

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Leave em to Drogba m8

 

[Fergie]

The pitch is killing everything.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Gala are coming to live, better getting going Juve

 

[Yurt]

Would love to see an xray of Eboue's brain

 

[Facism]

Would love to see an xray of Eboue's brain

you'd just see a pair of balls.

 

[Messi]

I'd like us to buy two defenders. David Luiz and Hummels. We will prob get neither and sell Montoya and pique instead. I'll be hurt if Piqué leaves.

 

[Hixx]

The pitch is killing everything.

?

 

[Shake Appeal]

Guys, stick to the left wing. It's clearer there. Also, Llorente off.

 

[bud]

juve's half of the pitch actually seems decently playable.

they're now at a disadvantage.

 

[Fergie]

?

That one was a nightmare.

 

[Shake Appeal]

juve's half of the pitch actually seems decently playable.

they're now at a disadvantage.

Yep. As soon as we move past the halfway line, every central pass rolls to a stop a few yards short. If we can get it in their box, it's better there.

 

[Milchmonster]

It's not like the pitch in Juve's half isn't shit but the pitch in Gala's half? LOL, Juve can't even start an attack because they can't even pass there hahaha

 

[Facism]

the pitch sucks, but so does galatasaray.

Juve bros enjoy dat champs league

 

[Elchele]

Drama, drama. We suffer from a lack of defensive tactics since 2001. Last year was pure luck against Arsenal, Gladbach and Dortmund in the final. So try harder. If we start conceding more goals in the coming machtes and lose them, then we'll talk.

Heynckes defensive approach was amazing. All that is gone with him, sadly.

 

[Yurt]

How many fucking fouls ffs

 

[Shake Appeal]

the pitch sucks, but so does galatasaray.

Juve bros enjoy dat champs league

Don't tempt fate. We keep giving away free kicks.

 

[bud]

shake, you're right. the left side of gala's half actually does look alright.

if only juve had a proper left winger...

 

[Facism]

Don't tempt fate. We keep giving away free kicks.

gala are just sending them over for goal kicks.

get eboue off.

 

[Yurt]

Llorente playing like a striker you would get on a free transfer

 

[Shake Appeal]

Pogba, bro, don't dribble.

 

[Messi]

Llorente playing like a striker you would get on a free transfer

About that...

 

[Shake Appeal]

Is Quags on the bench? Bring him on for Llorente and let him shoot from anywhere.

 

[bud]

juventus are doing it all wrong.

just hoof it. christ.

 

[Zabojnik]

juventus are doing it all wrong.

just hoof it. christ.

That Conte conditioning.

 

[Elchele]

You must've forgotten that even Heynckes had shit defensive performances, e.g. Gladbach last year or the DFB cup final against Dortmund.

I thought the DFB Cup final was vs. Stuttgart.
Heynckes team was incredibly balanced, specially in his second season with Javi-Schweinsteiger holding midfield.

I don't remember a match, except for the DFB Pokal final 11/12, when the team looked nearly as bad in defense as they look now under Pep.

But I was talking about Heynckes' 12/13 team. When he got the reinforcements he needed, and fixed a couple of things (like Badstuber, Gomez not being part of the XI )

 

[Shake Appeal]

Tevez doesn't give a fuck about the weather.

LOL at snow falling off the roof onto the Gala six-yard box.