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[Sviatoslav]

I want to see what Zenit's pitch would look like if the Galatasaray groundscrew were responsible for getting it ready for play for our February games.

 

[LanceVance]

I have been in that situation but swap gay men with damage I caused to the toilet.

Did you eat a lot of cheese? I went to a port and cheese night at my friends house last year and that toilet will never be the same again

And you didn't have sex with him?! Missed opportunity there.

I know but my anal virginity is something I pride myself on

 

[bjaelke]

Reina, Hamsik, Inler and Zuniga all unavailable for tonight's fixture against Arsenal.

 

[Linius]

Two Ajax supporters have been stabbed in Milan. One is seriously injured.

ffs

 

[Sviatoslav]

Ramsey not starting. My fantasy team weeps.

 

[Messi]

Did you eat a lot of cheese? I went to a port and cheese night at my friends house last year and that toilet will never be the same again



I know but my anal virginity is something I pride myself on

I eat a lot of cheese

 

[Fergie]

No lineup posting? This thread has seen better days.

@SkySportsCL: Chelsea XI to face Steaua Bucharest: Schwarzer; Ivanovic, D Luiz, Terry (c), Cole; Mikel, Lampard; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Ba. #SkyCL

@SkySportsCL: Ajax XI to face AC Milan: Cillessen, Van Rhijn, Moisander, Denswil, Blind, Klaassen, Poulsen, Serero, Schöne, Bojan, Fischer. #SkyCL

@Squawka: Napoli starting XI vs Arsenal: Rafael; Maggio, Fernandez, Albiol, Armero; Dzemaili, Behrami; Callejon, Pandev, Mertens; Higuain. #SSCNapoli

@SkySportsCL: Celtic XI to face Barcelona: Forster; Lustig, Ambrose, Van Dijk, Ledley; Matthews, Brown, Biton, Boerrigter; Samaras, Pukki. #SkyCL

@Squawka: Arsenal starting XI vs. Napoli: Szczęsny; Jenkinson, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs; Flamini, Rosický, Arteta; Ozil, Cazorla; Giroud. #afc

@SkySportsCL: Schalke XI to face Basel: Fährmann, Uchida, Höwedes, Santana, Kolasinac, Matip, Neustädter, Farfan, Meyer, Draxler, Boateng. #SkyCL

@SkySportsCL: Barcelona XI to face Celtic: Pinto, Montoya, Piqué, Mascherano, Adriano, Sergio, Xavi, Sergi Roberto, Pedro, Alexis, Neymar. #SkyCL

@SkySportsCL: Basel XI to face Schalke: Sommer; Voser, Ivanov, Schär, Xhaka; Frei; Salah, El Neny, Serey Die, Stocker; Streller. #SkyCL

 

[Salvadora]

Lots of players missing for Napoli.

Lets relegate Rafa to the Europa League lads.

 

[Yurt]

Two Ajax supporters have been stabbed in Milan. One is seriously injured.

ffs

probably deserved. Some are randomly beating people and women.

http://video.corriere.it/milano-taf...-forconi/0a48d892-625a-11e3-a809-0fced5f7d9ac

 

[Koko]

No lineup posting? This thread has seen better days.

#FreeMata.

#Freesomeone.

#FreeInsigne.

 

[Linius]

I'm a bit afraid with our line-up. Really hoped our midfield would stay the same and Ligeon would play. Poulsen is a guess, sometimes he's really terrible.

 

[Suen]

Reina, Hamsik, Inler and Zuniga all unavailable for tonight's fixture against Arsenal.

Woah...we should win this Arse-GAF

 

[Linius]

probably deserved. Some are randomly beating people and women.

http://video.corriere.it/milano-taf...-forconi/0a48d892-625a-11e3-a809-0fced5f7d9ac

I don't see anything, just audio. What's the official news?

 

[Jack cw]

Lots of players missing for Napoli.

Lets relegate Rafa to the Europa League lads.

Same was with city yesterday and look what happened

 

[Sviatoslav]

Spaghetti went insane with today's lineup. Simeone pls.

 

[Messi]

Simeone has one speed. Full speed. He does not do mercy.

 

[il Diavolo]

Classy.

 

[Yurt]

The old badge is seriously cool

 

[Sviatoslav]

Simone has one speed. Full speed.

Let's hope you're right. I'm still expecting an Iberian anschluss where Atletico bends over for Porto to screw over poor Zenit.

 

[Fergie]

@livefootball: Dortmund team v Marseille: Weidenfeller, Großkreutz, Sarr, Sokratis, Durm, Sahin, Kehl, Blaszczykowski, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Lewandowski. #BVB

@livefootball: Milan team to play Ajax: Abbiati, De Sciglio, Zapata, Constant, Bonera, Muntari, Montolivo, N. de Jong, Kaka, Balotelli, El Shaarawy. #UCL

EL SHAARAWY.

 

[Suen]

Spaghetti went insane with today's lineup. Simeone pls.

Juve, Donetsk and Benfica have already moved on, you're not alone my friend.

 

[Facism]

EL SHAARAWY.

extra chili sauce.

 

[Yurt]

Juve, Donetsk and Benfica have already moved on, you're not alone my friend.

EL is where it's at. Bayern is winning the CL, we all know it.

 

[Koko]

EL SHAARAWY.

Of course Allegri drops Poli in order to play Muntari.

Fuck Allegri

 

[Sviatoslav]

Juve, Donetsk and Benfica have already moved on, you're not alone my friend.

If Arsenal joins us then I'd almost be okay with that.

 

[il Diavolo]

Abbiati, De Sciglio, Zapata, Constant, Bonera, Muntari, Montolivo, N. de Jong, Kaka, Balotelli, El Shaarawy.

Muntari.....

 

[Milchmonster]

Weidenfeller - Großkreutz, Sarr, Sokratis, Durm - Sahin, Kehl - Kuba, Mkhitaryan, Reus - Lewandowski

Let's do this!

Come on, Marian!

 

[Suen]

EL is where it's at. Bayern is winning the CL, we all know it.

From Suen in whatsapp

I hope Madrid meets Bayern. They need to be taught a good lesson from the most prestigious club in the world.

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[FootballFan]

You're shit without Messi. boo fucking hoo

I am real. We can beat many 'real' teams with a full squad.

Stop feeling bad for these shitbirds. They don't deserve to go through because they couldn't even get 6 points from copenhagen and another 6 points from Gala. Who cares about how things went today? They should of sealed their spot weeks ago.

That's true.

 

[Salvadora]

Not happy to see Cazorla starting.

Walcott is still MIA.

 

[Yurt]

From Suen in whatsapp

why are you posting what you are saying in whatsapp

just

say it here

*confused*

 

[Linius]

why are you posting what you are saying in whatsapp

just

say it here

*confused*

Now he feels more important. Someone quoted him.

 

[Suen]

Not happy to see Cazorla starting.

Walcott is still MIA.

What? Reports said he would be resting. Let's rest him against City. The engineer knows him and Monreal in and out. Özil will bring the decisive blow.

 

[Jack cw]

From Suen in whatsapp



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Did someone reply with " la Bestia Negra"?

 

[Peco]

Two Ajax supporters have been stabbed in Milan. One is seriously injured.

ffs

Not by Milan fans.

 

[FootballFan]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Permanent banning,
No escape from fatality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to Mumei and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm sleeplessnights, kiplessdays,
Mo Salah, Rapey Dave,
Anyway Wilbur blows, doesn't really do it to me, to me.

Mama, just banned three men,
Posted balls into this thread,
Pulled my trigger, now they're dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make bud cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if my alt has been discovered.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Need dat access all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway, Wilbur blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never posted balls at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
WoodenLung, WoodenLung, will you be my Mandingo?
Salvadora and Lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio,
Rio Ferdinand
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy with a now-banned IP
Spare him his life from 4Chan and FB.

Easy come, easy go, will you unban Arnold?
Kipmillah! No, we will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Never, never, never unban Kermit) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, Mumei mia, Mumei mia) Mumei mia, let me go.
Beelzebud has an alt put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can ban me and take out three guys?
So you think you can fuck me and leave me to #die?
Oh, Evilore, can't do this to me, Evilore,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway, Wilbur blows.

LoooooL!!!! Amazin

 

[Peco]

Of course Allegri drops Poli in order to play Muntari.

Fuck Allegri

That's really fucked up man, I don't know why he keeps playing him.

 

[Messi]

Let's hope you're right. I'm still expecting an Iberian anschluss where Atletico bends over for Porto to screw over poor Zenit.

Believe and he will set you free

 

[Fergie]

Per better not get injured.

@SkySportsCL: Zenit XI to face AV: Vasyutin, Davydenko, Khodjaniyazov, Rebenko, Yashchuk, Simonyan, Troyanov, Sheydayev, Dolgov, Kubyshkin, Khodakovsky.

@SkySportsCL: Atletico XI to face FC Porto: Aranzubia, Manquillo, Alderweireld, Miranda, Insúa, Koke, Gabi, Torres, Raul García, Adrián, Costa. #SkyCL

@SkySportsCL: FC Porto XI to face Atletico: Helton, Danilo, Maicon, Mangala, Sandro, González, Josué, Fernando, Defour, Martínez, Varela. #SkyCL

@SkySportsCL: Marseille XI to face Dortmund: Mandanda, Fanni, Diawara, Mendes, Mendy, Lemina, Cheyrou, Khalifa, Thauvin, Payet, Gignac. #SkyCL

 

[Mastadon]

Yurt has been banned?!

 

[kharma45]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED YURT?!

 

[Messi]

He requested it after Conte shamed him like a bukkake

 

[Linius]

Not by Milan fans.

Then who did? The news report was just two lines saying two guys got stabbed and nothing more.

 

[Yen]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Permanent banning,
No escape from fatality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to Mumei and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm sleeplessnights, kiplessdays,
Mo Salah, Rapey Dave,
Anyway Wilbur blows, doesn't really do it to me, to me.

Mama, just banned three men,
Posted balls into this thread,
Pulled my trigger, now they're dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make bud cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if my alt has been discovered.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Need dat access all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway, Wilbur blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never posted balls at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
WoodenLung, WoodenLung, will you be my Mandingo?
Salvadora and Lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio,
Rio Ferdinand
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy with a now-banned IP
Spare him his life from 4Chan and FB.

Easy come, easy go, will you unban Arnold?
Kipmillah! No, we will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Never, never, never unban Kermit) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, Mumei mia, Mumei mia) Mumei mia, let me go.
Beelzebud has an alt put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can ban me and take out three guys?
So you think you can fuck me and leave me to #die?
Oh, Evilore, can't do this to me, Evilore,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway, Wilbur blows.

True genius

 

[Anderson]

Yurt has been banned?!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED YURT?!

 

[Suen]

Did someone reply with " la Bestia Negra"?

Nope, no one likes Bayern there anyway :lol

 

[shortyme]

Yurt noooooo

 

[Peco]

Yurt's been banned. Fuck this shit man, I don't wanna live in this world anymore.

FREE YURT

 

[bjaelke]

Then who did? The news report was just two lines saying two guys got stabbed and nothing more.

footballitalia @footballitalia
Reports from outside San Siro: Four people stabbed, one seriously. #MilanAjax

 

[Messi]

Footballgaf is dying. Not with a bang but with a whimper