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[Hixx]

WOODEN FIFA

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Cunt, You need my consent

I made it

 

[Broder Salsa]

WOODEN FIFA

Need my kip.

 

[Ushojax]

oh sorry usho i forgot gilf played fifty games because he was









fucking

shit

I still have nightmares about how he hit the post when we were 2-1 up at Anfield. Johnson somehow got his arse on it and pushed it onto the woodwork, then Walker passed it to Downing and the rest is history. Horrible, horrible history.

 

[Salazar]

7 goals in 2 games.

I fucking love Gaetane.

 

[Arnie]

I still have nightmares about how he hit the post when we were 2-1 up at Anfield. Johnson somehow got his arse on it and pushed it onto the woodwork, then Walker passed it to Downing and the rest is history. Horrible, horrible history.

That was a proper rasper, was convinced it was in, especially with Pepe in net.

Man, Spurs used to be frightening. Bale could just butt fuck you without a moment's notice; fucking Downing at left back letting him just cut in and kill us in, like, two minutes.

Said to myself that if we bang Hull into rectal disfunction I'm going straight from the pub to my local ELECTRONIC HYPERMARKET to purchase Fifa on PS4.

 

[Feorax]

Ok, scratch that shit about Montoya being rumours, Guardian and Mirror both saying Ayre was in Barcelona today to negotiate possible January transfer.

This makes me very happy.

 

[LTWheels]

@TonyBarretTimes: Full backs in the news on Merseyside with Martinez saying Baines goes nowhere in January & Liverpool entering the race for Martin Montoya.

Mirror also saying Ayre's in Barcelona for talks.

 

[K1LLER7]

I made it

Cunt, I had 3 months left!!!

It looks good.

 

[Freewheelin']

Woohoo, my PS4 has just been dispatched.

Are Amazon Logistics any good?

 

[Arnie]

Ok, scratch that shit about Montoya being rumours, Guardian and Mirror both saying Ayre was in Barcelona today to negotiate possible January transfer.

This makes me very happy.

Our scouting team at work makes me very happy.

 

[Wilbur]

Looking forward to seeing what Feefur's like on PS4. Miss a qualitee footygame. Maybe the graphics will be good enough for me to look past it being shit.

Man, we'd be second if we hadn't let in two last minute goals against Southampton and Cardiff. Years of Frogson time biting us on the arse and chomping at the base of the dick

 

[LTWheels]

Sounds like as we have built up a relationship with Barc due to inevitable Reina transfer.

 

[Carbonox]

Ok, scratch that shit about Montoya being rumours, Guardian and Mirror both saying Ayre was in Barcelona today to negotiate possible January transfer.

This makes me very happy.

I love Montoya in FIFA. Is he as good in real life? :lol

 

[Arnie]

Looking forward to seeing what Feefur's like on PS4. Miss a qualitee footygame. Maybe the graphics will be good enough for me to look past it being shit.

Man, we'd be second if we hadn't let in two last minute goals against Southampton and Cardiff. Years of Frogson time biting us on the arse and chomping at the base of the dick

Is your brother getting it? If so we'll play m8.

Frogson time is over. It's Bren Laden's turn now.

 

[Wilbur]

Is your brother getting it? If so we'll play m8.

Frogson time is over. It's Bren Laden's turn now.

Yeah he's doing that lil deal where you trade in the PS3 one and pick up its Pokemon evolution for ten quid or something

Bren Laden :looooooool I'm dribbling brownie Frijj

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is your brother getting it? If so we'll play m8.

Frogson time is over. It's Bren Laden's turn now.

:lol:lol

 

[Feorax]

@DominicKing_DM: Martin Montoya a prime target for @LFC in January; LFC officials were in Barcelona today; Montoya is out of contract at end of the season

Daily Fail running the story too.

Can't wait to destroy you cunts on Fifa.

Spoiler

I am so shit at Fifa

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Cunt, I had 3 months left!!!

It looks good.

It's for the holidays. Most wonderful time of the year y'know

 

[Clegg]

Martinez already getting twitchy over Baines?

Hmmm

 

[Freewheelin']

Is your brother getting it? If so we'll play m8.

Frogson time is over. It's Bren Laden's turn now.

fuck

please revive me

 

[Salazar]

Martinez already getting twitchy over Baines?

Hmmm

Woodward sliding his hand up the inner thigh. Hush Roberto.

 

[Suen]

Seems the rumor about Chinese investment in Parma was false. There goes the plan of using Chinese money to keep our players, and in three years our future-best players will be wearing a Rube shirt.

Meanwhile there is new offers for Amauri from U.S

 

[Wilbur]

Looking at that FourFourTwo list again... some of them are spot on (Busquets above Xavi), some of them well off (Busquets below Iniesta). Higuain 40 spots above Diego Costa and Xavi 20 spots above Vidal will give me nightmares

The real best team in the world:

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runners up:
GK neuer, lopez
RB ivanovic, piszczek
CB barzagli, chiellini
LB alaba, alba
DM pirlo, de rossi
CM kroos, yaya
AM mata, iniesta
AM reus, robben
ST suarez, aguero
ST ibra, rvp, diego costa please understand

 

[Sviatoslav]

So when United fail to get Baines you guys think they'll make another last second attempt to get Coentrao?

Edit: Wilbz: Courtois? Did you see the goal we scored on him on Tuesday? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

So when United fail to get Baines you guys think they'll make another last second attempt to get Coentrao?

January 31th, a few minutes before midnight, they will trade Rooney for Ryan Bertrand and 10 mil.

 

[Wilbur]

So when United fail to get Baines you guys think they'll make another last second attempt to get Coentrao?

Edit: Wilbz: Courtois? Did you see the goal we scored on him on Tuesday? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Yeah it was absolutely hilarious hahaha

Knew someone would say that if I picked him but #yolo, tough choice between him and Neuer. Courtois is sexier.

 

[Suen]

So when United fail to get Baines you guys think they'll make another last second attempt to get Coentrao?

Edit: Wilbz: Courtois? Did you see the goal we scored on him on Tuesday? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Coentrao is our ace card. When Liverpool reject our magnificent Khedira-Arbeloa-Benz deal we add Coentrao to it, it will be too much for them and they'll take it. In case they don't we can hunt Aguero and make him into a true betrayer.

 

[Arnie]

In case they don't

Glad to see you're finally formulating a backup plan.

I don't want to see you hurt twice in two windows.

Now that would be a blow to your impeccable footballing integrity.

 

[Suen]

Yeah it was absolutely hilarious hahaha

Knew someone would say that if I picked him but #yolo, tough choice between him and Neuer. Courtois is sexier.

Courtois looked so fucking stupid when Zenit scored against him :lol. But it's good, this will motivate him to get even better which he must do as he prepares to join Madrid in a few years.

 

[Wilbur]

Also honorary spot in best world XI for Phil Jones

instead of vidal

 

[Broder Salsa]

Courtois looked so fucking stupid when Zenit scored against him :lol. But it's good, this will motivate him to get even better which he must do as he prepares to join Madrid in a few years.

Please you're starting to sound like Timurid.

Also fuck best 11 and top 100 ranks. They so dumb yo, so dumb.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Coentrao is our ace card. When Liverpool reject our magnificent Khedira-Arbeloa-Benz deal we add Coentrao to it, it will be too much for them and they'll take it. In case they don't we can hunt Aguero and make him into a true betrayer.

Why would you try to get rid of Arbeloa? He just discovered his scoring touch.

 

[K1LLER7]

Courtouis isn't the best Wilbury.

 

[GorillaJu]

Not sure if want Montoya. Hasn't he been a bit crap whenever he has played?

 

[Wilbur]

Please you're starting to sound like Timurid.

Also fuck best 11 and top 100 ranks.

Best 11 is so I can use transfers on FIFA's team management and put them all on Kaizer Chiefs and play in a gorgeous kit

please wooden, you're just angry because Vidal is there and Claudemir isn't.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Courtouis isn't the best Wilbury.

I don't know what the criteria is but nobody prevented more goals from entering the net than Aleksandr Kerzhakov.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

WOODEN WE'RE PLAYING FIFI

 

[Wilbur]

Courtouis isn't the best Wilbury.

Three best in the world right now are Neuer, Courtois and Lopez for my money. I think Lopez is the best shot stopper, Neuer's the best coming off his line and Courtois' the best all round keeper. Still such a baby too <3333333

mind you

its all opinions

bale isn't even on my reserve shortlist

nor is joe allen

 

[Suen]

Glad to see you're finally formulating a backup plan.

I don't want to see you hurt twice in two windows.

Now that would be a blow to your impeccable footballing integrity.

Brendan gave me a new perspective on life. I felt like being reborn after the Arsenal fiasco, no more Liverpool shenanigans.

 

[Slizz]

Neuer takes penalties in CL finals. He wins.

 

[Feorax]

Not sure if want Montoya. Hasn't he been a bit crap whenever he has played?

He played a fair bit last year, and did pretty well from what I recall.

Can't get a game at the moment though, so fuck knows if he's regressed.

 

[Suen]

Please you're starting to sound like Timurid.

Also fuck best 11 and top 100 ranks. They so dumb yo, so dumb.

I am Timurid.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Best 11 is so I can use transfers on FIFA's team management and put them all on Kaizer Chiefs and play in a gorgeous kit

please wooden, you're just angry because Vidal is there and Claudemir isn't.

I'm honestly over the result yesterday, never expected anything out of CL so while disappointing when you in moments felt Copenhagen could get point, it's really not anything I will cry over.

Lets look back at better CL days. Claudemiiiiiiiiir

N'doyeeeeeeeee

Allbäääääääääck

 

[Broder Salsa]

Neuer takes penalties in CL finals. He wins.

So does Cech.

Cech > Adler> Neuer

 

[kharma45]

WOODEN WE'RE PLAYING FIFI

Fuck it I'll play a few games.

 

[Wilbur]

Allbäääääääääck

 

[Arnie]

Brendan gave me a new perspective on life.

Should be the subtitle of the next OT, given its fucking prevalence in this micro-society.

 

[Slizz]

Titles are lame always, even this one.

I liked it back when it was stickied in OT and had all the other terms for football.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's a shame the English commentator from that game isn't on youtube, it was fucking great.

"MARCUS ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, IT'S HISTORY IN THE MAKING"