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[Kyoufu]

That first half was a rollercoaster of emotions.

 

[Gibbo]

Newcastle scoring vs a 9 man team. rot in mid-table hell, mouthbreathing geordies.

Hey we love you too

 

[Meier]

Hooper scoring for fun as of late.

 

[SHarris78]

So it's half time and chealsea lead 1-0. Swansea may not be too unhappy at the scoreline as they are still in the match and made a decent response to going down. The second half could be very interesting.

Take off your hat of positivity, we're gonna get smashed

 

[Plasma]

If we don't bring in a new striker in the window I'm going to be bloody annoyed.

 

[bud]

Giroud must have been partying too hard down the West End last night.

probably had one pussy on his mouth, on one his dick, and two tongues licking his rather sensitive anus. these things drain energy.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wilshere/Ramsey?

Yep, all in a similar mold. I think Coutinho is more suited to a purely attacking role and is probably the most clever in terms of picking out passes and having tricky feet. Despite his lack of goals this season he makes the most "key passes" of any player in the PL and is 2nd in Europe there.

 

[Carbonox]

Best ending to a first half ever. :lol

Newcastle have to go all-out in the second half. Stoke are gonna be playing at their absolute worst now to hold on to the draw.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

If we don't bring in a new striker in the window I'm going to be bloody annoyed.

Common sense says that is what we should do, but in reality we will get another CAM

 

[bud]

hazard's goal is hilarious.

 

[Kyoufu]

Best ending to a first half ever. :lol

Newcastle have to go all-out in the second half. Stoke are gonna be playing at their absolute worst now to hold on to the draw.

They're going to park the bus.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

How the hell did that Hazard shot go in?

 

[Ushojax]

Chiriches has played like a complete moron today. If we had any CBs on the bench I'd have hauled him off at HT. A stupid display from him.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yep, all in a similar mold. I think Coutinho is more suited to a purely attacking role and is probably the most clever in terms of picking out passes and having tricky feet. Despite his lack of goals this season he makes the most "key passes" of any player in the PL and is 2nd in Europe there.

I wish Henderson had scored off of that touch against Spurs, rather than needing to score after the save from Suarez's follow-up. It was beautiful

 

[GorillaJu]

"8 games across the country at the moment, only two are goalless and we've got one on BT Sport"

Way to sell your channel :lol

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Yep, all in a similar mold. I think Coutinho is more suited to a purely attacking role and is probably the most clever in terms of picking out passes and having tricky feet. Despite his lack of goals this season he makes the most "key passes" of any player in the PL and is 2nd in Europe there.

Where you getting those stats for Coutinho??? Whoscored have him down on 2.1 KP a game, that is third on Liverpool

 

[sohois]

boring 1st half.

how's Chelsea match been?

Pretty crappy really.

 

[GorillaJu]

Where you getting those stats for Coutinho??? Whoscored have him down on 2.1 KP a game, that is third on Liverpool

Sorry you're right. It was a different stat (accurate through balls) that Coutinho is so high on. Only Fabregas is higher.

Suarez is the player who makes a tremendous amount of key passes.

 

[Carbonox]

They're going to park the bus.

Oh absolutely. Only Ben Arfa is capable of dancing through their defence. Either that or they'll try and break his leg. More red cards pls.

 

[GQman2121]

They're going to park the bus.

They don't really have a lot of options....and that's when they're at full strength!

 

[Gibbo]

Best ending to a first half ever. :lol

Newcastle have to go all-out in the second half. Stoke are gonna be playing at their absolute worst now to hold on to the draw.

I'm desperately trying to get a decent stream up and running. 2nd half will be interesting- although I have this nagging feeling that we will end at 1-1 even with the numerical advantage. You never know with Newcastle : (

 

[L1NETT]

Lovely goal from Eriksen that

 

[Hixx]

Bit miffed at how positive the 'neutrals' are towards our performance. Until they went down to 10 it was backs to the wall stuff and still for 10 mins after the goal. Last 10-15 we have been in complete control but I'm still not confident of getting those 3 points. And what a 3 points they would be.

PLEASE SANTA, I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The voice effect in Alvin & The Chipmunks is like nails on a chalkboard

 

[Lambda Pie]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

 

[K1LLER7]

Yep, all in a similar mold. I think Coutinho is more suited to a purely attacking role and is probably the most clever in terms of picking out passes and having tricky feet. Despite his lack of goals this season he makes the most "key passes" of any player in the PL and is 2nd in Europe there.

I think Silva is up there too. Ozil started off well but has slowed down a bit. All very good attacking players of a similar mold. I think Rooney is a unique and more a 9.5 in that he scores a lot more than a normal #10 would.

 

[Mastadon]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Peppa Pig compilation bro, godsend.

 

[wedward]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Turn the Chelsea game on. Mourhino will put her to sleep.

 

[sohois]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Just stick her on some Bugs Bunny or something classic like that. Loads of the old cartoons from that time are up on youtube

 

[Mastadon]

Turn the Chelsea game on. Mourhino will put her to sleep.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Happy Tree Friends

Spoiler

Go for Mastadon's suggestion!

 

[GorillaJu]

I think Silva is up there too. Ozil started off well but has slowed down a bit. All very good attacking players of a similar mold. I think Rooney is a unique and more a 9.5 in that he scores a lot more than a normal #10 would.

Yeah I wasn't really including Silva in my comparison but he's an ever present for those honors IMO.

 

[Lightning]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Get her to watch the Arsenal game. Giroud's finishing is a great cartoon. Bugs Bunny could do better.

 

[Fergie]

Eto'o pls.

Walcott pls.





LOOOOOOOOL.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Lambda Pie]

Peppa Pig compilation bro, godsend.

does it have songs? it needs to have songs and cartoons dancing and singing.

Turn the Chelsea game on. Mourhino will put her to sleep.

get

edit: ARSENAL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

back to the fight for that coveted 4th place.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

predictable

 

[The_Hitcher89]

are there any decent cartoons on YouTube? my little girl is sick and she's telling me she's already seen the cartoons on the telly. just to keep her busy till she falls asleep.

Spongebob is on Netflix and maybe online as well

The first 2/3 seasons are great

 

[Meier]

Carlton Cole! Unlucky for Chesney. That first shot was an absolute rocket.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Haha.

Carlton Cole 2 in 2.

 

[Freewheelin']

;_;

Knew we were going to concede.

 

[Hixx]

Mirallas off, Barkley on.

 

[Splatt]

teheee

 

[GQman2121]

Cole Cole Cole

 

[GorillaJu]

CAAAAHLTON COWWWWL. Really surprised he wasn't offside there. So many times you see strikers in those situations flagged for offside.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Walcott seems to forget that the people around him when he's running are also running. Always plays the ball several feet behind.

Also, fuck.

 

[RaGe_pt]

Carlton Cole? LOOL

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I haven't been this disappointed since I unpacked my Christmas presents yesterday

 

[Jack cw]

Lol czecny... Wtf?

 

[phaze]

Well ... shit.