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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''
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Go back to laughing in your conference calls and clear your desk for my arrival
Broder Salsa
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... you hit your teacher?!
He swine was drunk and couldn't go up stairs. Our uni class trip was a mess in the good way and honestly it was him and another uni professor who could take a big part of the blame, they kept giving free rounds of shots to us.
It's the guy in the middle.
Next morning we had to get up the danish parliament way too early, I took a really nasty shit in there just for one of the danish ministers to show up and head in the direction of the toilet as I was walking away, I gave her a look and although I didn't say anything, I think the look sent the message perfectly to her, do not go in there. Pretty sure I wrote about that on here before.
Because of the Flanaissance.
When you start a conference call you have to record your company name to an automated prompt, which is then replicated to let everyone else waiting in the call know who's just arrived.
The fun you can have with that recording. My fucking word.
Go into that after a Red Bull and it's inevitably verbal warning territory.
hahaha, yeah, i remember reading that before.
Indeed. Even Vieira is telling Conte to switch back to 4-3-3.
You can't go wrong with Big Trouble In Little China.
Broder Salsa
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I want a pet pig too.
Hahaha that does sound fun. So you ever fart into it?
Some girl I got talking to in the club the other day had nine vodka and red bulls, I told her she was going to die
Maybe this is why I don't have sex
seen it
seen it, enjoyed it a lot
no
Russell-Carpenter trilogy is goat
watchin true d ep7, then will watch archer
I've been invited to one of my best mate's kid's christening at the end of the month.
The fuck do you do in them. I ain't been to one since I was like 5.
I don't like churches. Would I get cursed by Jesus if I had a whisky tin on me to help numb everything.
I can't even be fucked to go cos it's a Sunday. I have football man.
halp
The fuck do you do in them. I ain't been to one since I was like 5.
I don't like churches. Would I get cursed by Jesus if I had a whisky tin on me to help numb everything.
I can't even be fucked to go cos it's a Sunday. I have football man.
halp
Broder Salsa
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You just sit there and look, checking GAF on your phone.
Do you take pictures of the kid getting wet or does that cross boundaries?
No but as I was typing it out I began cycling through my list of clients to determine which one would result in the least amount of trouble if used a dour Scottish accent to introduce myself as David Moyes.
I don't have sex for numerous reasons. Number 4258 on that list is I now live with a fucking couple in a tiny house that amplifies every last sound to Birmingham and back. I spent my first morning here subjected to the sound of them banging the fucking sphincter off one another whilst I nibbled on some soggy bran flakes. Bringing a girl back here would be like an X Factor audition.
LanceVance
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Last year I told a girl in a club she was kinda fat but she was in luck because I liked fat girls because my mate dared me and the rest is history
She wasn't even fat
I think she had serious confidence issues
KidA Seven
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Broder Salsa
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Do you really want photos of some little deform thing in water? Probably crying because while it's still only 6 months it can sense the danger of being near a priest, it just doesn't make for good photos.
Got him on my Reading team in FM. Curro as CM, Rossiter behind. Everton have refused to sell me Ryan Ledson thus far. Bastards.
Sato Koiji
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Puyol almost gone. Disliked the guy for playing for the enemy BUT he gave it all every time. True fighter!
Is this what you've been learning of your best mate? Where are the pics, Wilbury?
The two houses on the left of me are both full of Polish. I'll say the two in one sentence next time I see them or tell the bloke who keeps parking in my car park space the latter.
Ask sleepless he wants to fuck her
Lukasz at work told me so blame him if you get raped/fed ice cream
Fuck that someone needs to emoticonize his face in the pic on the article with Glen Johnson
its so small
Just got back from Eagulls Gig. They were bloody amazing. Can't stop listening to their LP. Its soo good. One of the potential for Album of the year and its only March!
Their support was also good. Their name was Autobahn. Too fucking bad, because your name is bloody generic and there is million bands with the same name. Why do indie bands do this? Use your brain, fartass'
No football today? Cool!
Their support was also good. Their name was Autobahn. Too fucking bad, because your name is bloody generic and there is million bands with the same name. Why do indie bands do this? Use your brain, fartass'
No football today? Cool!
How time have changed. Not long ago they would look for any reason to take the piss.
Yep! He rejected us :lol it worked great for all parties involved in the end I guess. Alaba got his chance thanks to that.
in all seriousness, if Liverpool won the title, it would be the most damning indictment against Wenger and just about every single thing he's done over the past decade. at least he could blame a City or Chelsea win on oil money and point to Utd's collapse without Ferguson, but if Liverpool win the title, I'd be tempted to say that Wenger should honestly resign/not extend the day the season ends. it won't happen just because I can't see Chelsea or City being overtaken, but even if we finish behind Liverpool this season, that would also be incredibly damning of Wenger. Wenger's so fucking stubborn, and, really... for what?
still, top 4 is a very impressive achievement for Liverpool, especially given how United and Spurs totally imploded this season while Rodgers has managed to get Liverpool improved drastically since last season. I honestly thought Spurs would be far better than they were last season, I bought into the AVB hype, I believed Soldado was a competent striker, I thought Bale was overrated (or at least being relied upon far too much), etc. so their failure has really put into perspective how well run/managed Liverpool have been as well.
still, top 4 is a very impressive achievement for Liverpool, especially given how United and Spurs totally imploded this season while Rodgers has managed to get Liverpool improved drastically since last season. I honestly thought Spurs would be far better than they were last season, I bought into the AVB hype, I believed Soldado was a competent striker, I thought Bale was overrated (or at least being relied upon far too much), etc. so their failure has really put into perspective how well run/managed Liverpool have been as well.
Ba > Sturridge
Yep, all happy ending!
I really like Alaba, he came out of nowhere and the fact he is so young just blows my mind. Hope he keeps on improving!
Tbf even John Wotsits the 5th admitted that the clause was real and it was activated they just ignored it.
Luis Suarez was held illegally.
Told a welsh girl that like how people have a soft spot of Irish accents, I have one for Welsh. She's become like putty, not having to put any effort in now.
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@freesuarez1
Then Wenger done goofed. He should have rescued Suarez from the clutches of this dictatorship.
Based Wenger indeed!
Well considering the PFA looked at the contract and said there wasn't one....it's a conspiracy!
Funny thing is, had Arsenal bid £45m (ie not taking the piss), Suarez would've joined Arsenal and won them the league.
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