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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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Arnie

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got told to leave my uni class today lool

please i am not fifteen

For laughing?

I used to hate getting the giggles during a class.

Luckily I'm got education coming out of my balls so I can laugh whenever I like. Laughed on a conference call today. y o l o
 

Elchele

Member
[IfMG]http://i.imgur.com/5LIMSM3.png[/IMG]

There it was

Googling also led me to this gem

[IMGf]http://i.imgur.com/1tC3vZy.png[/IMG]

it's one of the best sites in the internet, no doubt




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rvy pls
 

Wilbur

Banned
were you being a bellend

Well let me give you backstory

One of our lecturers is an ex BBC journalist who is so full of himself and he thinks he's fucking great, and he's the only lecturer who sets homework that isn't just reading, he actually makes you do homework

Today he was going on and on about how important it is we are all there for every single workshop, so presumably he doesn't want us to miss any of the work

And then he said "did you guys do the homework i set you last week?" And 6 of 15 had. Instead of just getting on with the lesson and the people that hadn't done it being out of the loop and having to catch up on their own time, he was moaning and moaning about how frustrating it is that his lesson plan is in disarray now

And one student said "just carry on anyway" and he refused, I said "just read it to us now" and no word of a lie he told me to fuck off

Then he said "you might as well not be listening to me" and I said, assuming in the spirit of telling me to fuck off we may well be joking, "we don't do that anyway"

He said "do you want to leave this classroom?" And I said "no", ten he said "anyone who hasn't done the homework leave this classroom", pointed at me

So I just got up and chuckled and left because I'm not gonna waste my time with him, my mate also got up to leave and he started going "think of all the money you're spending and you're not doing the homework", none of it which counts towards the final grade

You're getting paid to teach me you fucking cunt, not cry when someone doesn't do homework

Then he emailed my friend earlier apologising and said would like to meet to repair things and make sure she hasn't missed out, he didn't want her to leave but was shocked by my comments looooool

And he looks like Woodward but fucking GINGER
 

3Sixty

Member
Well let me give you backstory

One of our lecturers is an ex BBC journalist who is so full of himself and he thinks he's fucking great, and he's the only lecturer who sets homework that isn't just reading, he actually makes you do homework

Today he was going on and on about how important it is we are all there for every single workshop, so presumably he doesn't want us to miss any of the work

And then he said "did you guys do the homework i set you last week?" And 6 of 15 had. Instead of just getting on with the lesson and the people that hadn't done it being out of the loop and having to catch up on their own time, he was moaning and moaning about how frustrating it is that his lesson plan is in disarray now

And one student said "just carry on anyway" and he refused, I said "just read it to us now" and no word of a lie he told me to fuck off

Then he said "you might as well not be listening to me" and I said, assuming in the spirit of telling me to fuck off we may well be joking, "we don't do that anyway"

He said "do you want to leave this classroom?" And I said "no", ten he said "anyone who hasn't done the homework leave this classroom", pointed at me

So I just got up and chuckled and left because I'm not gonna waste my time with him, my mate also got up to leave and he started going "think of all the money you're spending and you're not doing the homework", none of it which counts towards the final grade

You're getting paid to teach me you fucking cunt, not cry when someone doesn't do homework

Then he emailed my friend earlier apologising and said would like to meet to repair things and make sure she hasn't missed out, he didn't want her to leave but was shocked by my comments looooool

And he looks like Woodward but fucking GINGER

You got parred.
 

Elchele

Member
wilbury, there was no need to be a cunt.
He's not going to lose anything out of this, but you are. Let them do their shit, as stupid as it is
 

Arnie

Member
Well let me give you backstory

One of our lecturers is an ex BBC journalist who is so full of himself and he thinks he's fucking great, and he's the only lecturer who sets homework that isn't just reading, he actually makes you do homework

Today he was going on and on about how important it is we are all there for every single workshop, so presumably he doesn't want us to miss any of the work

And then he said "did you guys do the homework i set you last week?" And 6 of 15 had. Instead of just getting on with the lesson and the people that hadn't done it being out of the loop and having to catch up on their own time, he was moaning and moaning about how frustrating it is that his lesson plan is in disarray now

And one student said "just carry on anyway" and he refused, I said "just read it to us now" and no word of a lie he told me to fuck off

Then he said "you might as well not be listening to me" and I said, assuming in the spirit of telling me to fuck off we may well be joking, "we don't do that anyway"

He said "do you want to leave this classroom?" And I said "no", ten he said "anyone who hasn't done the homework leave this classroom", pointed at me

So I just got up and chuckled and left because I'm not gonna waste my time with him, my mate also got up to leave and he started going "think of all the money you're spending and you're not doing the homework", none of it which counts towards the final grade

You're getting paid to teach me you fucking cunt, not cry when someone doesn't do homework

Then he emailed my friend earlier apologising and said would like to meet to repair things and make sure she hasn't missed out, he didn't want her to leave but was shocked by my comments looooool

And he looks like Woodward but fucking GINGER

You should've wingardium leviosa'd a frog into the pocket of his robe, Nathan.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Not missing anything anyway, fuck homework, I'm not seven. I'll do the work that actually amounts to my final grade and fuck all else, little kumquat.
 

Carbonox

Member
How I miss education. Might just sign up to Uni again so I get them feels of being sarcastic to teachers again.

I remember at college I spent an entire hour of class laughing non-stop because of seeing a video of the original Fantastic Four film where The Thing finds out what he became. Fuck.

Education was the nuts. Laughing in work meetings just ain't the same.
 

Elchele

Member
I remember laughing every fucking moment in last year of high school, it was amazing. I ended up having problems with almost all the teachers but somehow managed to approve all the classes.

Now in the university there's barely anything to laugh about, argentine people have the worst sense of humor
 

Wilbur

Banned
wilbury, there was no need to be a cunt.
He's not going to lose anything out of this, but you are. Let them do their shit, as stupid as it is

Telling me to fuck off and holding up the rest of the class - including the ones who had done the work - by whining like a little fucking sprout

Jupp I don't know how education works in your country and whether you lay real money or just trade in beef jerky but if he is getting paid to teach me and I'm having to take out big loans for him to teach me I'd rather he do it about something that's relevant to my final grade. The homework was to write five hundred words on our first car. The fucking module is children's fiction. Who the fuck cares about whether my parents used to eat each other out in the back of a Polo
 
Luis Alberto, the young, Spanish midfielder we signed from Sevilla last summer.

Speaking of Luis...



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I had a more negative read on that. Meaning, it doesn't really matter if Liverpool are in CL, it matters more that they are competitive there.

However, we are winning those games that we've lost. I hope we destroy April as that would likely have us winning the league. The team feels ready. It's not as mentally shaky as they've been before. Still, one game and one crisis at a time. I like the goal output as that helps to conquer any mistakes.
 

Yen

Member
need a film to watch pls help (12 monkeys was crap)
i can't watch that mick gif without careless whisper playing in my head
 

Elchele

Member
Telling me to fuck off and holding up the rest of the class - including the ones who had done the work - by whining like a little fucking sprout

Jupp I don't know how education works in your country and whether you lay real money or just trade in beef jerky but if he is getting paid to teach me and I'm having to take out big loans for him to teach me I'd rather he do it about something that's relevant to my final grade. The homework was to write five hundred words on our first car. The fucking module is children's fiction. Who the fuck cares about whether my parents used to eat each other out in the back of a Polo

uni is free here actually

Just because it isn't going to affect your final grade, it doesn't make it worthless. You shouldn't have said anything to him in the first place, of course when he told you to fuck off it was clearly going to end badly.

pics of your girl friends pls.
 
I remember laughing every fucking moment in last year of high school, it was amazing. I ended up having problems with almost all the teachers but somehow managed to approve all the classes.

Now in the university there's barely anything to laugh about, argentine people have the worst sense of humor

What about ze Germans?
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
uni is free here actually

Just because it isn't going to affect your final grade, it doesn't make it worthless. You shouldn't have said anything to him in the first place, of course when he told you to fuck off it was clearly going to end badly.

Oh please

he told him to FUCK OFF. Wilbur did nothing wrong.

Eh, I did/said much worse back in college and I was never kicked out. (banned from attending once though
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Elchele

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What about ze Germans?

dunno, bla is kind of funny isn't he?

Oh please

he told him to FUCK OFF. Wilbur did nothing wrong.

Eh, I did/said much worse back in college and I was never kicked out. (banned from attending once though
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I mean, before that part. There was no need for Wilbury to comment on the fuck the guy was doing. Let him carry on with his stupidity, take pics of your gfriends meanwhile or wathever
 

Carbonox

Member
Oh please

he told him to FUCK OFF. Wilbur did nothing wrong.

Eh, I did/said much worse back in college and I was never kicked out. (banned from attending once though
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were you a rude boy and stabbed fellow kids for their nike shox and schott hoodies?

swoon
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
were you a rude boy and stabbed fellow kids for their nike shox and schott hoodies?

swoon
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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I mean, before that part. There was no need for Wilbury to comment on the fuck the guy was doing. Let him carry on with his stupidity, take pics of your gfriends meanwhile or wathever

pls, how can you resist not commenting?
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My main uni professor told me to fuck off last summer too. In his defense I kicked him in the ass as he was trying to get up from tripping over some stairs... and in my defense for kicking we were both drunk.
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
nothing kills my erection more than a plot in porn.

My main uni professor told me to fuck off last summer too. In his defense I kicked him in the ass as he was trying to get up from tripping over some stairs... and in my defense for kicking we were both drunk.
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God I love wooden
 

Meier

Member
French legend Patrick Vieira believes Juventus star Paul Pogba is "more talented" than he ever was at Arsenal, Juventus or Inter Milan.

Comparing his countryman, Vieira said to France Football and Tuttosport: "Pogba is more attacking, whereas I was more defensively-minded.

"He pushes forward more and therefore scores more goals. He is also better on a technical level and is certainly more talented than I was."

He continued to say, "He is a player capable of scoring 10 to 15 goals every year. In a three-man midfield I think it suits his style of football."
Patrick twisting the knife.
 

Carbonox

Member
both drunk

kicked your professor in the arse specifically

told you to fuck off


obviously play fighting before your rendezvous in a copenhagen ketamine alley while quiche took pictures
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L1NETT

Member
Big Mick Mccarthy gifs?

Boom boom shake the room

He looks like a cross between one of the muppets and alastair darling

Don't deny it
 

Feorax

Member
Apparently we haven't even approached Johnson about his contract situation.

There's a reason for that Glen. You've been a bit shite for a while mate...
 
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