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[Wilbur]

Can I assume that people who are against period sex are also against having sex with a virgin?

Do you dip your finger in the red pepper dip, or do you fucking bathe in it

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

My fiancee refuses to have sex when she is on her period.

But she won't let you touch her butt when she's on her period. I wouldn't be ok with that

 

[pulga]

Sometimes you get chips that taste terrible you just have to drown them in sauce!

Spoiler

I've never fucked a hooker

Went to Cuba once, fucked a hooker. Funniest cum of my life.

"Dame tu lechita papaitooo mmMmm que ricoooo!"

 

[Wilbur]

My girlfriend and I don't have sex when she's on, but I still get my dingle played with.

 

[Broder Salsa]

My girlfriend and I don't have sex when she's on, but I still get my dingle played with.

dog + peanut butter?

 

[pulga]

My girlfriend and I don't have sex when she's on, but I still get my dingle played with.

Back when I had a girlfriend, I used to get slapped with the "if I dont have fun, you don't have fun" bullshit

 

[Wilbur]

Went to Cuba once, fucked a hooker. Funniest cum of my life.

"Dame tu lechita papaitooo mmMmm que ricoooo!"

Give me your cum mmmmm that rich Papaito

What does papaito mean

dog + peanut butter?

grannies and piccalilli

 

[Willkiller]

Give me your cum mmmmm that rich Papaito

What does papaito mean

"hot man"

 

[pulga]

Give me your cum mmmmm that rich Papaito

What does papaito mean

Google translated 'lechita' to cum? :lol :lol

Papaito = little daddy

 

[Soi-Fong]

Election Day here in the states!!! Just got back from voting.

 

[Hixx]

It's not even fucking dark yet you heathens.

 

[Yen]

Wilbury, your avatar sucks

 

[Clegg]

I like the Dylan avatar, Wilbz.

 

[Willkiller]

It's not even fucking dark yet you heathens.

It's pretty fucking dark where I am!

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbury, your avatar sucks

suck a turd

I like the Dylan avatar, Wilbz.

kiss my mouth

 

[pulga]

It's not even fucking dark yet you heathens.

It's not even 11 am for me and here I am talking about cuban prostitutes D:

 

[Hixx]

It's pretty fucking dark where I am!

You are north of the wall Wear.

 

[Wilbur]

Dark where I am dahn sarf

 

[Yen]

ravelmorrison23 ‏@morrisonravel
#TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama

Looking through his twitter, he seems to stupid to ever be allowed to vote(this has nowt to do with Obama)

 

[Salvadora]

Is the best coverage for the U.S elections in the U.K the BBC coverage?

 

[adriano999]

don't know if already posted but hulk's sister escaped from her kidnappers and returned home this afternoon.
also: Guardiola's brother met Galliani in Milan :lol

 

[Yen]

Is the best coverage for the U.S elections in the U.K the BBC coverage?

Dimbleby and Paxman, therefore, yes.

 

[Chrono]

Americanism in a nutshell.

Are you talking about 'pro-american' foreigners - or ones interested in the US - with that comment or character of americans? Americanism definition doesn't clear things up.

 

[Wilbur]

ravelmorrison23 ‏@morrisonravel
#TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama #TeamObama

Looking through his twitter, he seems to stupid to ever be allowed to reproduce (this has nowt to do with Obama)

He clearly has political nous and savvy

Is the best coverage for the U.S elections in the U.K the BBC coverage?

Probably. We get Dimbleby don't we?

don't know if already posted but hulk's sister escaped from her kidnappers and returned home this afternoon.

Great news. Might buoy Zenit into a victory... if they don't all still hate Hulk

 

[Salvadora]

Dimbleby and Paxman, therefore, yes.

Probably. We get Dimbleby don't we?

Yeah it starts at 11.35, but it didn't mention Paxman though. It lists Emily Maitlis, Katty Kay and Jeremy Vine.

 

[Willkiller]

You are north of the wall Wear.

C'mon man, I've been to Sunderland many a time and it's certainly not a haven of perpetual light!

 

[Yen]

Yeah it starts at 11.35, but it didn't mention Paxman though. It lists Emily Maitlis, Katty Kay and Jeremy Vine.

He musn't be then.
I was watching Gore Vidal versus Dimbleby earlier. lol

 

[Wilbur]

He musn't be then.
I was watching Gore Vidal versus Dimbleby earlier. lol

Yeah so was I hahaha

"Well I know who you are Mr. Vidal"
"You're one up on me then"

 

[Salvadora]

It'll be a sad day when Dimbleby retires. Such an incredible presenter.

 

[Soi-Fong]

Some reports showing Romney is ahead in Ohio.. Goddammit....

 

[Fry]

Some reports showing Romney is ahead in Ohio.. Goddammit....

Obama will win.

Get that in your head.

 

[Yen]

Yeah so was I hahaha

"Well I know who you are Mr. Vidal"
"You're one up on me then"

Asked if he had expected more dirty tricks to undermine Mr Obama's campaign, he replied: "I don't know what you're saying that I'm saying, would you do it again?"

Dimbleby rephrased the question, again asking if the author had expected the Republicans to "pull tricks".

"I hinted at that, I hinted at that... I thought you would take the hint and not take it as a statement of reality," Vidal responded.

"Why shouldn't I take it as a statement of reality?" inquired Dimbleby.

"I don't know why you would because I don't know who you are,"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0p-wfCARk

 

[Soi-Fong]

Obama will win.

Get that in your head.

Not that easy if you've actually been keeping up with the election. The battleground states are important and if Romney wins even a few of them, he has a real chance of becoming president.

 

[D_prOdigy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0p-wfCARk

"Are you excited by this?"

"Yes, I did expect this."

haha

 

[Soi-Fong]

Very bad... This is in Pennsylvania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdpGd74DrBM

 

[Yen]

At least if Obama wins, we won't be dragged into another Middle Eastern war. Instead, he'll just continue droning the shit out of the area.

 

[elsk]

Went to Cuba once, fucked a hooker. Funniest cum of my life.

"Dame tu lechita papaitooo mmMmm que ricoooo!"

You actually fucked a cuban hooker?

 

[pulga]

You actually fucked a cuban hooker?

When in Rome...

Edit: For this you come back to the thread?!

 

[elsk]

When in Rome...

Edit: For this you come back to the thread?!

that shit was kind of relevant

cuánto te cobró? y estaba buena la tipa?

 

[Meier]

Bayern-GAF: It looks like Alaba is starting again lately. Is he safe to put into my lineup in fantasy? I have Belhanda but he hasn't done much..

 

[mocolostrocolos]

You actually fucked a cuban hooker?

It would have been stranger if he fucked a japanese hooker in Cuba.

 

[Meier]

But she won't let you touch her butt when she's on her period. I wouldn't be ok with that

Hahaha, you caught me! Yeah, that's kind of annoying but it is what it is. I've learned after all these years.

 

[Ashes]

At least if Obama wins, we won't be dragged into another Middle Eastern war. Instead, he'll just continue droning the shit out of the area.

;/

 

[spidye]

Bayern-GAF: It looks like Alaba is starting again lately. Is he safe to put into my lineup in fantasy? I have Belhanda but he hasn't done much..

definitely. best Bayern player right after Ribery and Müller

 

[Yen]

Michael Ngoo should be on the Liverpool bench.

 

[pulga]

that shit was kind of relevant

cuánto te cobró? y estaba buena la tipa?

Uff don't remember exactly, but I think $20 tops. Decent, she sucked dick like a champ!

 

[Tc91]

Michael Ngoo should be on the Liverpool bench.

Liverpool love the players with the crazy names!

Ngoo and they used to have Amoo.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Sorry to ask that but why is it some users think they can randomly hurt other people's feelings?
I know you are a well-estimated gaffer, and a good pal to everyone around but could you just stop, please.

OK ?

Chill out. You're active enough in this thread that you couldn't take that as a serious question. You made a pass at being a Villa fan, so I took a stab back at you. There was no contempt in my response, and I'm sorry that it came across that way.

 

[Meier]

definitely. best Bayern player right after Ribery and Müller

Okay cool, I know he only came on as a sub last time but obviously he was only just coming back from injury. Here is this week's squad..

NEUER
JORDI ALBA KOLAROV OTAMENDI
SANTI CAZORLA TOURÉ HAZARD ALABA
MESSI MARTINEZ VAN PERSIE

Chill out. You're active enough in this thread that you couldn't take that as a serious question. You made a pass at being a Villa fan, so I took a stab back at you. There was no contempt in my response, and I'm sorry that it came across that way.

Hah, he was just quoting someone earlier who got a little testy about Messi teasing Real fans.

 

[Phantast2k]

Michael Ngoo should be on the Liverpool bench.

Huh? Looks pretty bad to me. So many unnecessary dribblings (step-overs), meh.
/unnecessary and slow as hell. He shouldn't try to impersonate Messi with his body..