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[bud]

fry i don't know if you're reading this but if you're not balls deep in some brazilian woman's large bunda after brazil win you must turn in your passport

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hulk obviously wants to stay at Zenit. Good work, lad.

 

[Wilbur]

Marcelo is so shit..

Nonsense

 

[Makabe]

ITV decides to do ITV player maintenance during the first world cup game, good decision lads...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Marcelo is so shit..

The own goal was bad, but Alves has been embarrassing himself all game too.

 

[wedward]

He improves any team in the world. That alone is enough.

It's a missed chance to strengthen the squad, instead Arsene has gifted Chelsea the league.

It's June and the league is already over.

Great. Saved me a lot of time. I should take up a new hobby.

 

[FootballFan]

Nonsense

Edit
Not saying alves has been good wooden.

 

[Phantast2k]

Marcelo is so shit..

Then Dani Alves must be explosive diarrhea..

 

[bobito]

Marcelo is good. One bad moment doesn't make someone terrible

 

[Salvadora]

It's June and the league is already over.

Great. Saved me a lot of time. I should take up a new hobby.

I'm taking up curling.

You're welcome to join.

 

[EmiPrime]

It's June and the league is already over.

Great. Saved me a lot of time. I should take up a new hobby.

If Mourinho doesn't win the league with the players he has now, he truly is THE specialist in failure.

 

[K1LLER7]

Rumour on Twitter, Apparently Ronaldo had to leave training after 15mins due to injury.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Marcelo is good. One bad moment doesn't make someone terrible

Marcelo and Alves are terrible. But because they are both Brazilians everyone goes ape for them. Neither can defend and both are average at crossing at best.

 

[FootballFan]

Why are you guys all replying with "but alves!"

It's like me replying to every 'neyflop' post and saying he has more goals than bale this world cup. Nothing to do with alves.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Rumour on Twitter, Apparently Ronaldo had to leave training after 15mins due to injury.

His tears are gonna flood the Amazon.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Club football is great but the world cup is still unmatched. So gooood.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The "GAYmar" post in the offical thread. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Marcelo and Alves are terrible. But because they are both Brazilians everyone goes ape for them. Neither can defend and both are average at crossing at best.

but abate is totti the best defender since those totti at stalingrad and de sciglio is so totti virile why won't he totti impregnate my children

 

[Blablurn]

The "GAYmar" post in the offical thread. :lol

i would like to post that "wes ban cunt" gif. but i dont know if im allowed to

 

[90TilInfinity]

Vrsaljko is looking real Sagna-replacementy.

We've made moves for him a few times in the past. "Insulting" offers, is what I believe Dinamo Zagreb's head called them, lol.

If Arsenal/Arsene aren't going to show any loyalty to Cesc despite his obvious love of the club

omg

 

[Elchele]

:lol

great first match.

 

[Clegg]

Premier League is worse off for losing Modric.

He's pure quality. I sometimes forget that because I no longer see him play in a league I follow closely.

 

[Wilbur]

That kiss

Jesus Christ can ITV get any fucking worse

It's only the first day

 

[Blablurn]

:lol

great first match.

how is the weather in brazil?

 

[arkon]

Why are you guys all replying with "but alves!"

It's like me replying to every 'neyflop' post and saying he has more goals than bale this world cup. Nothing to do with alves.

You do that anyway

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

but abate is totti the best defender since those totti at stalingrad and de sciglio is so totti virile why won't he totti impregnate my children

abate is a scrub, but Darmian and De Sciglio are so Totti.

 

[Elchele]

how is the weather in brazil?

I don't live in Brazil m8

but right now is around 15ºC here. In Brazil it should be around the same, at least in the southern region.

 

[TeddyBoy]

Brazil's defence has looked pretty shaky, I want to say it's the midfielders not defending properly and staying up the pitch but I'm not 100% sure. Been a good game so far!

 

[Blablurn]

I don't live in Brazil m8

but right now is around 15ºC here

oh sorry

 

[Wilbur]

Premier League is worse off for losing Modric.

He's pure quality. I sometimes forget that because I no longer see him play in a league I follow closely.

Madrid's best player this season (pls understand Cristiano is a given). Was just exceptional all year. Imagine him and Vidal in midfield together. Umf. Gaal pls

 

[bobito]

That kiss

Jesus Christ can ITV get any fucking worse

It's only the first day

Ha amazing

 

[Sviatoslav]

The WC thread is starting to hurt my brain. Hulk is apparently slow. Funny, I always thought speed was one of his strengths.

 

[Willkiller]

Was that Fry getting lucky?

 

[Phantast2k]

German tv is analyzing the Croatian goal.
Alves was pressing the Cro. keeper when they initiated the attack over his side which led to the goal, lol.

 

[bjaelke]

Premier League is worse off for losing Modric.

He's pure quality. I sometimes forget that because I no longer see him play in a league I follow closely.

Same category as Jo

 

[Lightning]

We sign Ozil and we get "LOL Arsenal strengthen the position they don't need to"

We dont sign Fabregas who plays in the same position and we get "LOL Arsenal just handed Chelsea the league!!!!"


Fucking hell.

 

[Salvadora]

That kiss

Jesus Christ can ITV get any fucking worse

It's only the first day

Adrian Chiles is an orc.

 

[HotHamWater]

Was that Victor Moses in an ad with Messi and Ronaldo? What the fuck is going on.

 

[arkon]

Was that Victor Moses in the samsung advert?

'Kin 'ell

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Lol yes Arsene!

Wish I'd get TF1 on my telly

 

[Elchele]

Man, I want Lewa and Ibra in this WC. They should put a team of best XI who didn't qualify, instead of a shitty team like Iran or Honduras

 

[K1LLER7]

Was that Victor Moses in the samsung advert?

'Kin 'ell

Looked like Messi to me lol

 

[Gareth Bale]

"who is brazil's biggest threat?"

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

"who is brazil's biggest threat?"

Fred, obviously.

 

[bjaelke]

Pete O'Rourke @SkySportsPeteO
Everton boss Roberto Martinez signs new five year deal. #efc

Why would you announce something like this during ht?

 

[arkon]

Looked like Messi to me lol

Messi's in it as well, but there was somebody doing a slide tackle earlier which looked like moses

 

[Milchmonster]

Man, I want Lewa and Ibra in this WC. They should put a team of best XI who didn't qualify, instead of a shitty team like Iran or Honduras

They should just allow either of two to play for Germany.

Imagine Löw and Ibra :lol

Löw wouldn't call him up because he'd be scared hahaha

 

[Gareth Bale]

Vrsaljko looks like Flamini

 

[wedward]

FootballFan just said something pretty funny in the WC thread.

 

[Yen]

It annoys me that Paulinho is in the Brazil first 11 after having such an awful year with Spurs.