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[Wilbur]

why are you allowed to fuck a sixteen year old but you're not allowed to watch a sixteen year old get fucked

 

[operon]

so why was it illegal

Thats her age not the length of the film

 

[Sage00]

What a great post for the top of the new page.

 

[3Sixty]

why are you allowed to fuck a sixteen year old but you're not allowed to watch a sixteen year old get fucked

OT 24 right there.

 

[dc89]

why are you allowed to fuck a sixteen year old but you're not allowed to watch a sixteen year old get fucked

I have nothing. Would be dodgy though.

 

[Fergie]

Don't think Koreans are that small.


Defour. First app and he's gone.

Stupid tackle really, two footed.

 

[K1LLER7]

Looked like Valencia's tackle, except he didn't win the ball.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hmm

Not a pretty tackle

 

[Marc]

I remembered you Defour, and how do you repay me?

All coming up red today innit.

 

[Clegg]

Defour sent off for a tackle high on the ankle.

 

[BlindCommunication]

Defour is a joke... Why don't you stamp with your two feet while you're at it? So many headcases in this team.

 

[Wilbur]

Stupid tackle, that.

 

[Hixx]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

 

[3Sixty]

 

[Wilbur]

I'm fucking serious though why is that the case

Why am I allowed to drive and have a baby and get married at 16 but I can't watch scary movie until I'm 18

 

[WJD]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

thought that at the time it came out

jesus

h

 

[dc89]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

He's a member of GAF ya know!

 

[3Sixty]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

Just sold me on not buying a PS4

 

[FootballFan]

Yes pls. Take Belgium outta here pls.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I found the video

I'm not watching it though

Much

 

[Coldnoodle]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

Gaming side.

Bleurk.

 

[WJD]

He's a member of GAF ya know!

That explains it.

 

[3Sixty]

I'm fucking serious though why is that the case

Why am I allowed to drive and have a baby and get married at 16 but I can't watch scary movie until I'm 18

You can't drive at 16 you bell. Can have a baby at any age. Would need parental consent for marriage.

 

[luxstellarum]

fuck

ing

hell

This is the most cringey gif in the existence of cringey gifs.

It's poorly done aswell. He's shit at it.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Why

 

[fuenf]

I said wow: http://www.espnfc.us/blog/tactics-a...-for-usa-as-they-restrict-germany-to-progress

Müller the master

Thomas Muller is a fantastic finisher. It is a logical assumption, given his record of scoring nine times in World Cups at the comparatively tender age of 24. Perhaps the more remarkable statistic, however, is that he has done so from just 11 shots on target. Tim Howard's 20th-minute save was the first time a goalkeeper had repelled a goal-bound effort from the German, but the American had no chance with Muller's precise winner. The only other red dot in the goalmouth is a block from Uruguay's Diego Godin in 2010.

 

[Wilbur]

You can't drive at 16 you bell. Can have a baby at any age. Would need parental consent for marriage.

Oh well 17

I thought you could only have a baby at 16 because it's only legal to have sex at 16

I don't know how the world works

All I know is i want to watch girls I'm legally allowed to fuck get fucked

 

[Broder Salsa]

because it's only legal to have sex at 16

wat

 

[Suen]

That explains it.

hahaha so much fucking hate in here.

 

[Clegg]

That Sturridge Subway ad is well cringe.

 

[Wilbur]

I said wow:

9 goals from 16 shots? Absolute madness.

wat

Yeah having underage sex is a crime isn't it

Isn't it?

I don't fucking know ANYMORE

 

[KidA Seven]

Give him the ball you apes. Same goes for Mirallas. They both need to see more of the ball.

 

[johnthequad]

Wenger's new signing

 

[Mr Cola]

Anyone experienced with FUT? This is my current team which works nice, but I dont know any hidden gems to look out for.

Any recommendations (I have around 7500 coins)

 

[3Sixty]

I thought you could only have a baby at 16 because it's only legal to have sex at 16

I don't know how the world works

Never forget

 

[Hixx]

Yeah having underage sex is a crime isn't it

Isn't it?

I don't fucking know ANYMORE

For lads, yeah. Statutory rape or something. Never heard of an underage lass getting in trouble for bucking.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Any recommendations (I have around 7500 coins)

Get rid of Wes Brown imo

edit: and the right back. I can't even remember his name. Shotton?

 

[Mr Cola]

Get rid of Wes Brown imo

Scores a fuckload of headers from corners

 

[Fergie]

Heskey on Beinsport.


:lol

 

[Wilbur]

 

[Ingeniero]

Wenger's new signing

YES, Wengy is the man <3

 

[Wilbur]

For lads, yeah. Statutory rape or something. Never heard of an underage lass getting in trouble for bucking.

Well that's SEXIST

 

[Koko]

Anyone experienced with FUT? This is my current team which works nice, but I dont know any hidden gems to look out for.

Any recommendations (I have around 7500 coins)

Cech,Richard, D. Luiz.

You'll never lose again.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Scores a fuckload of headers from corners

Maybe keep him as back up then. But your defence looks super slow with him, Vertonghen and that Stoke player.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well I reckon teaching isn't priority number one in a trailer park

 

[Hixx]

Anyone experienced with FUT? This is my current team which works nice, but I dont know any hidden gems to look out for.

Any recommendations (I have around 7500 coins)

Get Lloris, Zabaleta, Luiz. Should be available for 7500 together on PC now that the market has pretty much crashed. And upgraded Koscielny if you can afford him. Him and Kompany keep clean sheets for days on PS4. DAYS.

 

[Marc]

Wenger's new signing

Leg tattoo's are the worst.

Appreciate the pic though, just needs a zoomed shot... for research. Wenger would have a heart attack on that.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yeah having underage sex is a crime isn't it

Isn't it?

I don't fucking know ANYMORE

Now I'm no experts in English consent laws, as even I got some standards and not in the mood for any kind of vicky pollard, but I'm pretty certain it's not. Most countries and states also have some romeo and juliet laws, meaning you can go a bit under the age of consent if you yourself are near it age wise.... Why would that be illegal anyway, what would the point be, putting anyone fucking each other under the age of consent in jail, or fining them for bad morality or something?

The bigger problem is finding someone who wants to fuck you, when you yourself are 15.

 

[3Sixty]

I remember knocking boots with a 40 year old when i was on holiday at 16. When i told her she was terrified she'd be arrested for rape.

Lols

 

[johnthequad]

I remember knocking boots with a 40 year old when i was on holiday at 16. When i told her she was terrified she'd be arrested for rape.

Lols

Never been with a woman more that has more than 5 years on me